Reviews by Elitis

Preamble: A bit over a year ago (Feb 4, 2024 to be exact), I wrote an update review of this place praising it for getting better. July of last year, I noticed things beginning to go…

Back in the area for a Latin dance festival so of course I had to hit up my old stomping grounds. Very little has changed since the last time I came here roughly a year ago.…

So, I found myself in Austin, Texas this past weekend for one night only. There were two places I thought I'd take the opportunity to visit: Ojos Bonitos and Chicas Bonitas. Outside/Parking: First off, I took an…

Ironically, my last review of this place back in February mentioned it getting better over time. Now, having been here several times over the past couple months, I have to say I was wrong. Hustle…

Although I've been back a few times since my first review of this place, this will be my first update since then. I went yesterday (2/3/2024) on Saturday evening around 11:30. Things haven't changed much. Ample…

Came here as it was close to the dance studio I was at Friday night and liked it as a club the last time I came to Miami. Biggest thing of note is that I…

I arrived here a bit after midnight Thursday night (technically Friday morning). Bouncer outside just let me in, no pat down or ID check. Cover was $20. Bathrooms are to the right straight in front…

Came here last Sunday (8/13) during my work trip to the area since its in the same building as Little Darlings around 9PM or so. Coming from that side over, I paid $20 cover for…

Had another business trip so decided to stop by this past Sunday (8/13) when I flew in around 8 or 9pm. The area seems safe enough and the parking lot is ample enough (and more importantly…

Ended up here around 7PM last Friday since I needed to kill some time before my flight home. Fairly small parking lot and only a handful of cars when I arrived. Inside to your right…

In a nearby town for work so spent some time in the area on Juneteeth. I usually prefer to visit clubs late night Friday and Saturday since that's when I believe the best a club…

So, I'm up in the area for work and decided to see what New Jersey had to offer. This one was rated well enough so here I ended up. I usually prefer to visit clubs…

As the DMV has a pretty poor club scene (at least DC and Virginia as far as I can tell), I decided to check out West Virginia on a whim yesterday. It was between Lust…

I stopped by this past Saturday after going out to see the Doctor Strange movie. Decent sized parking lot but seemed full so I parked nearby. Waited outside for a few minutes because the club…

Took a roadtrip up to New York for New Years and after a bit of partying and walking around decided to check out a strip club since I wasn't sure when I'd be back. Short…

Having been to clubs on both coasts (and internationally), I've been wanting to check out a few in the midwest where I'm from to see how they compare. I had heard decent things about this…