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Submit a ReviewLegs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy
Houston, TX 77017
Legs spread far and wide
I’ve been to the club before and wanted to update on how it’s been since the last time. As you enter it’s right next to the Dairy Queen with pretty good parking in front of…
Nov 4, 2025, 5:45 PM
La Tóxíca Houston
12910 East Fwy
Houston, TX 77015
Still dookie and still boring
So after about a year of staying away from this place I let my curiosity once again get the best of me to come and see it maybe this place improved just even the slightest.…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(fatdan99)
Oct 4, 2025, 12:37 AM
Diosa Gentlemen's Club
1050 W Rankin Road
Houston, TX 77067
A hole in the wall to get a hole for you to stick something in
Went to check out the club again during my lunch break around 2 pm. Again you will pull into a strip mall area with wonky parking but despite easy to find a place to keep…
Sep 1, 2025, 11:13 AM
Chicas Cabaret
9924 North Fwy
Houston, TX 77037
Good place to get the Latina touch
Came in after working a long day and wanted to get some time to touch cheeks and have a cold one. When I went in I had to get patted down and go through a…
4 commentslast: 2 mos ago(GustavoFring)
Jul 14, 2025, 8:14 PM
La Chatte Gentlemen's Club
13335 Duluth St
Houston, TX 77015
Stay away from this Cabaret
So it’s a Friday and I just got off work. I needed a place to see some eye candy and saw this place on the way back. Outside is alright, parking is spacious so you’ll…
1 commentslast: 6 mos ago(jusflor)
May 13, 2025, 8:13 PM
Diosa Gentlemen's Club
1050 W Rankin Road
Houston, TX 77067
Pay for your play with tiddies and ass worth the stay
So I usually tend to check out whatever is nearby that can help me scratch my itch of degenerative behavior and as the previous reviews for the place state it is a place of high…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(basedtexafornian)
Apr 2, 2025, 3:45 PM
Latina’s Cabaret
8610 Jensen Dr
Houston, TX 77093
There’s Latinas but that’s the only positive thing
Came in on a Saturday night looking to try and see what the place had to offer. It’s a very small joint but there are lots of girls that are out on the floor. Latinas…
Mar 5, 2025, 9:59 PM
La Tóxíca Houston
12910 East Fwy
Houston, TX 77015
If you’re looking for a bad time, come on in!
Went in on a Friday night seeing the big sign outside looking for women. Came inside and greeted at the booth. Cover charge was 20$ and the place is byob friendly. The place even…
Jul 12, 2024, 10:14 PM
Legs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy
Houston, TX 77017
Latinas latinas latinas this is the place to be
Went over on Saturday to see how the action was during the later times. Cover charge was 10$ and you gotta buy a few drinks still to stick around but for 3 dollars a beer…
May 23, 2024, 8:28 PM
Chics Cabaret
10255 East Fwy
Houston, TX 77029
Small and filthy but not in a good way.
Went in on a Thursday to try and kill some time and see one women no cover charge during the afternoons but it’s about 15$ during the night when more people come along. Upon seating…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Dan3635)
Jan 20, 2023, 12:04 AM







