Reviews

13 reviews by Barack Obama

La Tóxíca Houston

Houston, TX

New title same poor service

So after another raid and another name change formerly Reba’s and formerly la toxica comes back with a lack luster name of Palace. Not to be confused with shown palace this one somehow still remains…

1 day ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Still a nice hole in the wall to feel some holes and walls

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I always have a guilty pleasure of coming back here. It’s not the best when it comes to the area or atmosphere but what it lacks in ambiance it makes for in the Cuban dancers.…

2 mos ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Treasures has some value but the booty is left to be desired

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came in after a night of enjoying some food around the area and thought I could explore a club for something soft and erotic for the leftover dinero I had. Went in and thrbenterance fee…

4 mos ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Legs spread far and wide

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I’ve been to the club before and wanted to update on how it’s been since the last time. As you enter it’s right next to the Dairy Queen with pretty good parking in front of…

10 mos ago

La Tóxíca Houston

Houston, TX

Still dookie and still boring

★★★★★★1.3/10

So after about a year of staying away from this place I let my curiosity once again get the best of me to come and see it maybe this place improved just even the slightest.…

12 mos ago1

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

A hole in the wall to get a hole for you to stick something in

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went to check out the club again during my lunch break around 2 pm. Again you will pull into a strip mall area with wonky parking but despite easy to find a place to keep…

1 yr ago

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, TX

Good place to get the Latina touch

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came in after working a long day and wanted to get some time to touch cheeks and have a cold one. When I went in I had to get patted down and go through a…

1 yr ago4

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

Stay away from this Cabaret

★★★★★★★4.0/10

So it’s a Friday and I just got off work. I needed a place to see some eye candy and saw this place on the way back. Outside is alright, parking is spacious so you’ll…

1 yr ago1

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

Pay for your play with tiddies and ass worth the stay

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So I usually tend to check out whatever is nearby that can help me scratch my itch of degenerative behavior and as the previous reviews for the place state it is a place of high…

1 yr ago1

Latina’s Cabaret

Houston, TX

There’s Latinas but that’s the only positive thing

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Came in on a Saturday night looking to try and see what the place had to offer. It’s a very small joint but there are lots of girls that are out on the floor. Latinas…

1 yr ago

La Tóxíca Houston

Houston, TX

If you’re looking for a bad time, come on in!

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Went in on a Friday night seeing the big sign outside looking for women. Came inside and greeted at the booth. Cover charge was 20$ and the place is byob friendly. The place even…

2 yrs ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Latinas latinas latinas this is the place to be

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went over on Saturday to see how the action was during the later times. Cover charge was 10$ and you gotta buy a few drinks still to stick around but for 3 dollars a beer…

2 yrs ago

Chics Cabaret

Houston, TX

Small and filthy but not in a good way.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went in on a Thursday to try and kill some time and see one women no cover charge during the afternoons but it’s about 15$ during the night when more people come along. Upon seating…

3 yrs ago3