Still dookie and still boring
So after about a year of staying away from this place I let my curiosity once again get the best of me to come and see it maybe this place improved just even the slightest. The place is now renamed La Toxica and just like the name the place is toxic with bad talent and management. It’s a ten dollar cover to get inside of the place and upon arrival the smell of what’s like a mix of hairspray, spray paint, and piss hit you. Maybe it’s just me but they probably have a sewage leak there that made it smell like that but I digress. It’s Byob on hookah and liquor and charge of 8 bucks for an ice bucket or 25 for a beer bucket. Upon sitting on the uncomfortable chairs that look like they were nicked at the goodwills dumpster there was little talent on stage except an unenthusiastic dancer walking to the left of the pole for ten minutes. The dancers that were there were sitting and staring at their phones probably rethinking their life choices of being at the worst club. Not wanting to feel like I wasted my money I tried seeing which girl would interest me or at least give me a semi chub from a dance. The looks of the girls were a mix of looking at lil uzi very in drag and the girl you’d bring over to a farm to graze on the field as she moos. There was one girl that was okayish looking with work done on her but not something that appealed to the eyes named Mystic. I reluctantly asked for a dance and she said it’d be 20 a dance. Didn’t bother asking for extras because I didn’t want to leave with some foreign bacteria coming home with me and even then during the dance she was very unenthusiastic with just simple bounces akin of her uncle bouncing on his knee before he molested her. Needless to say it was unenjoyable and I felt gyped of any money I spent here. Find another club around the east side because this one was ass
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