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Lap dance king. Cum your pants. Google it

Let me get this straight: You received a clothed lap dance ... somehow her pussy was in your face and while simultaneously she was stroking your cock *and* you were able to somehow make her squirt? Unlikely. Did you get a dance from an octopus? is your tongue able to penetrate clothing? This is ridiculous really. Also, learn how to make paragraphs and finish a sentence after a thought once in a while. This review should be removed for being incoherent.

so you tipped the waitress 0.90 cents and you’re complaining ...