Reviews by Mrprov

This may be my last review of the place. I think I’m ready to call it quits. As much as it pains me to say it, I can’t see it lasting much longer. I’ve...

A few Thursdays ago I went to a crowded Desires. Fantasies is dying again so this is one of the only options in town for some fun. The club descriptions have been done to...

Having not been able to go for a while to Desires, I had the chance this past Thursday and Saturday. On Thursday I ran out of time before I could talk to one of...

One thing to say about Fantasies, it’s consistently inconsistent. Lately when I’ve been arriving around 2pm on weekdays I never know if they’ll be 3 dancers there or 10. I still think it’s...

A few Fridays ago I left Desire (too crowded and my preferred dancers were busy most of the day) and headed to Fantasies around 2pm. I think 2pm is a good time to arrive...

Decided to stop in here after another lackluster Desires visit (nothing wrong with Desires just a lack of variety recently) on a Friday afternoon. Again, there were about 10 girls working with 2 or...

It’s been about a month since I’ve been to Fantasies. A lot of old faces have gone and new ones have come in. This afternoon (Thursday) I headed to Valley St after striking out...

Most of the time I review this club positively, and this review is in no way the norm but it’s unit fair that the poor days get written about as well. I went in...

I do not like writing poor reviews of places I genuinely enjoy visiting, but I also appreciate when I get a heads up from other members about girls to possibly avoid so I wanted...

There’s two clubs that a better than the rest here in Providence. Fantasies and Desires. About a year ago in one of my reviews, I stated that I’d typically start at Desires to see...

Second time coming to Mickeys because, frankly, I needed to relieve some stress after a tough day on the job and didn’t have the normal amount of cash I’d normally bring to a place....

Back with a short review on two visits. The highlight, as always, was Patty behind the bar. Honestly she may be becoming my ultimate MILF fantasy. I wonder if she’s into younger...

Next to Desires, this is my most reviewed club. My routine is typically to stop at Desires first and then if it’s too crowded or if none of my favorites or any new interests...

This is a compilation of a few visits that I’ve had recently. If you want the details of the club OWG’s review can’t be beat so I usually skip that part and get to...

This was my first time going to Mickeys. I arrived around 1pm on a Thursday and walked in to 3 or 4 patrons at the bar and what looked to be 3 dancers. My...

For description of layout and policies, refer to OWG’s review below mine. I go through ebbs and flow with this place. A few of my favorites have either left or work so sparingly that...

As my screen name suggests, I’m from the one of the best little strip club cities in the country. Having travelled a lot for work, I can honestly say it’s rare that a club...

Due to it being my slow season at work, I’ve had a lot of time on my hands. That means more extended lunch trips to Fantasies and Desires over the past month. Unfortunately as...

My last update of this place was over a month ago and since then I’ve been a few more times. Two out of the five times I experienced dances with girls I haven’t taken...

TL;DR - This place is improving. Lately I’ve been coming here more and more and I think I’ve found the sweet spot in my routine. I go to Desires first. Always. One because on...

First time going on a Tuesday and I may have to make it more of a regular occurrence. I arrived around 12:30 pm and there were probably 10 customers there already. The lunch of...

As usual I am going to skip the parts about how to get there, club layout, etc... because there are plenty of reviews that list them. I like to occasionally update the site when...

After taking a self imposed hiatus of a few months, a few friends wanted to go out after our fantasy football draft so we decided to hit up Desires around 9pm on Friday night. I...

After hitting up Fantasies for a bit, Desire has lured me back in a few times over the past 4 weeks or so. Luckily, a girl who incorrectly assumes I’m one of her regulars...