Reviews by Mrprov

I’ve been twice this month. My new routine is to stop by, shoot the shit with Patty and give it an hour to see who comes in. Fantasies seems less strict about what time girls have to come in. I have free time in my day between 12:30 - 2 but I’ve seen a lot if dancers not come in until 2pm which can be annoying. The first visit, Chloe was there and was free. She is petite in shape goth/pixie looking girl with a ridiculous natural body. She can be flighty and always starts high with her price. On this visit I told her I’d be willing to spend $300 total, including the house fee. She sighed and told me she usually gets $500. When I thanked her for coming to talk to me and went to get it, she grabbed my arm and said “no it’s okay this one time”. I get the sense going forward she’ll take my offer. She is a lot of fun in the back. Not the most passionate but pretty wild and if you like an aggressive dance you’ll love her. This past Wednesday was no good. The following dancers were there Vanessa - older, loud dancer. Probably in her mid 40s now. I do not have any interest in her but it doesn’t stop her from trying every time I’m there. Diamond - mid 30s Italian American milf. Honestly she’s not bad looking but reviews have been extremely mixed so I have never partaken. Again, she’ll stop by every visit with an aggressive pitch. Mynx - the most tempting but I have never struck up conversation. African American with beautiful full lips and heavily defying natural D cups. I’ve heard she delivers but is very mechanical. If anyone has experience PM me. There was also a newer girl that I’ve never seen. A little bit of a belly and not much up top but thick thighs and big ass. Looked Latina. I’ve heard Chleo (not to be confused with Chloe) has left. That was too bad as she was good at her craft. I also haven’t seen Valentina there in a while.

I went in yesterday to what probably was the best lineup that I’ve ever seen. As much as I hate to admit it, due to clubs failing around them, Desires is the only show in town. I started at Fantasies at 1 pm and there were three girls. Vanessa, Marley, and Desi. No thanks. Went to Mickeys, just to see what it was about, and spent a total of three minutes in there after a dancer who had no business taking her clothes off approached me and the first thing that hit me was her belly. Thought about hitting up a massage parlor but decided to go to Desires and I was glad I did. Now that Labor Day is over, the grill out back is closed. Fridays lunch was steak and peppers over rice. I’d put the downstairs food quality slightly above Applebees. For free though you can’t beat it. Friday line up: Priya - Eritrean beauty. Highly recommended in the back. She’s very affectionate and will put on a show for you. Charlotte - Chatty gothic looking chick who does bartending and nude modeling on the side. Similar VIP to Priya and similar pricing. Ridiculous body. Josie - put her in my last review. Young, tall, great legs and beautiful face. Too expensive for me. Vee - the complete opposite to Josie. Under 5 ft, huge fake ass. If her tits are fake whoever did them should get an award as they feel perfect. Extremely friendly and easy to talk to. Easy on the wallet too for a guaranteed good time. Lucy - friend of Josie’s. Not as attractive in the face as others there but does have a nice little body. All natural so extra points for that. Never experience a VIP but wouldn’t mind one day. Cassandra - Blonde, very slender with a great ass. Did a vip once and it was underwhelming but others have experienced the opposite. Nicolette - body is back to its best. Brunette probably in her mid to late 30s but pretty decent value compared to the rest and puts on an absolutely wild show in the VIP. Probably the best I’ve experienced there. It’s either her or Vee for performance. Nadia - thick, dark skinned African queen. Never experienced her but she seemed friendly. Dallas - one of the better looking dancers and extremely nice. Fake ass, boob lift but it doesn’t matter. She’s expensive but very much so worth it. Extremely skilled. Dillon - cute girl next door. Getting thicker but doesn’t look terrible. Never experienced her. Evelyn - cute Asian with a natural body. She’s always either going up to lust or coming down from there. Make of that what you will. Never experienced. Rain - blonde. Big naturals. A one trick pony but she’s good at the one trick. Pretty good value as well. Summer - pretty slender Brazilian with fake C’s. She’s so slender they are the definition of bolt ons. VIP was very transactional but satisfying. Kami Lee - insane body. If those boobs are natural I am extremely impressed. Brunette probably in her 30s. Gives off Lisa Ann vibes. Never experienced but would like too. Spidey sense says she’s expensive? There were more but I either forgot or didn’t catch their names. It was an incredible line up though. Nicolette and I did a 15 minute VIP. It was fantastic per usual.

I walked in a few Fridays ago to a not too crowded Desires. There was ample seats at the bar and most of the girls seemed free. This was good for me because I wanted to check someone off my bucket list who everyone raves about. Josey was on stage and thankfully there was no competition for her attention. I’ve tipped her on the rail before and made a plan to have a drink with her, only for her to be called to Lust for to be scooped up by a regular. I get it and never take it personal. On this Friday because it was so slow, she came right over to me after freshening up from her stage set. Shes clearly intelligent and can hold a conversation. I also think she’s one of the best looking women there but she’s also one of the younger ones which helps her cause. She told me about her upcoming European trip and a few things she had planned. We chatted for a while before I suggested we go for VIP. I was honestly surprised when I told her how much I’d be willing to spend and she said that was her level 1 price. I write this review with a huge YMMV asterisk, because not all dancers treat customers the same. What I was quoted may not be what you get quoted by the same girl. But it was disappointed in her pricing. I opened negotiations on the high side because I’ve heard great things. If you want exact figures you can PM me but it was what I get level 3 for from most other dancers. I did appreciate her being up front about it and maybe she just wasn’t feeling the vibe…not sure. When I told her I would probably have to pass because I expected more, she took it in stride and even offered to bring someone else by that would fit my price range. I declined but thinking back I should have accepted just to see who she brought. I went in the VIP with someone else with whom I’ve had stellar experiences before and spent less than I was willing to with Josey. Ah well. Win some, lose some.

I arrived around 1 PM a few Thursdays ago. I always find that the earlier you arrive the better as the barstools are available, and the girls are not with regulars. By the time I left around 3 PM every barstool was full. I ended up sitting on that padded seat area where you can lean against the wall. I like sitting there because most of the girls will lean up against the wall and talk amongst themselves or to customers. It’s an easy way to get someone’s pricing without talking to them. Off the top of my head the following dancers were working. Vee, Sassy, Summer, Josey, Priya, Jada, Julissa, Carmen, Cassandra, Charlotte and a few others. My first choice was Josey but her and Lucy went up to lust with a regular and spent at least an hour up there. While I was sitting there, summer approached me and I knew from past reviews that she was thought of as a top-tier performer. Some have even called her the best value in the club. There were a few things that stood out to me. For one, she is stunningly beautiful. Two, I am not a fan of bolt ons and while hers are not huge, they don’t look right to me on that small frame. I think she’d look better without the fake tits. 3. Her ass is perfect. And finally 4, while I don’t come here for the conversation and am certainly not one for politics…her willingness to voluntarily dive right in and basically confess her love for all things MAGA was a little surprising. Nevertheless, when the time came to approach the dance subject she was honest and frank. I think prices are unfortunately on the rise at the club and while previous reviews have mentioned her value I did not find that. Of course, your mileage may vary. What I used to pay a $100 tip for I now find it increasing to a $200 tip minimum (and some dancers go $300 minimum tip). Anyways, summer and I went to a 15 minute vip. While she followed through with her offer, everything was quite mechanical. I like dancers that get into it, even if it’s fake. While dancers like Vee, Priya, and even Nicolette put on a show…summer just got the job done. I do not think I’d repeat.

It’s been years since I’ve been to the Caddy. I used to go whenever we had a Bachelor Party and then as the weddings stopped I became a day time guy at Desires or Fantasies. I stopped at Fantasies at 1pm but the usual crew of girls were working so I ducked out after one drink and decided to revisit the Caddy. Not a lot has changed in there. Because it was an afternoon shift, the patio was closed (opens at 3) as was the all nude stage up the stairs. There was one bartender and a handful of staff. Caddy has the cheapest non alcoholic drinks. My club soda was $4. The stage is raised and surrounded by high chairs. On one side of the stage there are a few high tops, the other has 5 or 6 little tables with chairs around them which is where most people sit. Behind the tables are couches which used to be VIP seating…not sure if it still is. On Friday I counted 5 dancers. A tall African American dancer whose name I did not get. She was slender and in shape. A Brazilian who I think was named Chloe or Cleo. She had a deep raspy voice. She was also in shape but had fake c cupped breasts and an ass that looks like it could crush things. A white girl whose name I did not get. Very petite brunette with good size breasts for her frame. When I was there I overheard her talking to a customer about a golden shower…anywho…. There was Baby. She was a curly haired Latina. She put on a really good stage show and I was contemplating talking to her when someone else scooped her up. After the guy came down stairs from getting a dance I did not see her again. Finally, there was raven. A small breasted, very in shape Latina. She wore stunner shades during her set. A poster on usasg posted that she was his current favorite. He described her as “great but pricey”. When I was talking to her and she offered me the dance options, I told her I go to Desire a lot and wondered if she offered a Desire quality dance. She replied that she used to work there so she knows exactly what I was expecting. The caddy’s dances are all held upstairs during the day. I was disappointed that the vip dances weren’t in the back room downstairs anymore as I remember the privacy being quite good. Raven took me through the lap dance cubicles, around the first vip room to the second one which I hoped was a good sign. There is a long couch in the room and it has curtains on all 4 sides. Unfortunately privacy isn’t the best as there are holes in the back of the room that you can see through. If people are minding their business, it would be hard to see in but if someone was curious it’s not that difficult to figure out what’s happening. Raven quoted me $250 for the dance and $50 to the club. That is around what I spend at Desires and Fantasies with tip (a little less at fantasies). Unfortunately, I was disappointed in what I received. While I left happy, it was a base level vip by other clubs standards. I was disappointed that I spent as much as I did considering the experience. The caddy still seems like a good club for a bachelor party…a guys night out….etc. but for guys on the run who are looking to have fun and get out, it’s probably a pass.

Came here a few Fridays ago. I agree with those who say Friday day is probably the best shift. The only problem is sometimes Fridays get so crowded that it’s hard to have a good time with the dancer of your choice. Keep in mind that some of these girls will literally spend an hour with their regular before going to a room or upstairs to Lust. On this particular Friday, that wasn’t the case. The nice weather may have had something to do with it as well. Hot tip - when the weather is nice take a walk outside to the smoking area as sometimes as many as 10 girls will be out there hanging out. I’ve initiated many conversations outside that led to a wonderful experience inside. The Girls: On this visit, some of the girls I saw were: Josie - tall, slender redhead. Lesbian outside of work. I find her extremely attractive and have tried to get her in a room but she’s always busy. Some day. Vee - the complete opposite of Josie. Extremely short with a huge fake ass and huge tits. She’s not ugly, but her face is very average. However whatever she lacks in the looks department she more than makes up for in the back (pun intended). Also probably the best value in the place. Nicolette - mid 30’s, white chick. Shes ditched the blonde wig for her brunette look again. Fake D cups that are fun to play with and tight ass. Whatever weight she had been carrying extra over the past few years, she’s back to her pre Covid body. She can be a bit crazy, and for the first time the other day I experienced a little bit but she is super hot and provides a memorable experience. Dallas - she’s had a lot of work done over the past two years and honestly I think I prefer her natural body but there’s no denying that she’s smoking. White brunette with a beautiful smile, huge perfect ass and gorgeous tits. They aren’t fake but she definitely got them lifted. Recently she’s upped her prices but if you can afford it, take her for a spin. This visit: As I stated above, it wasn’t too crowded on this Friday but there were a lot of girls outside. Back inside, Nicolette went to the stage. I tipped her and we chatted for a bit. She teased me that she’d seen me the past few times go with other dancers. Maybe it wasn’t teasing? I couldn’t tell but she looked so hot on stage that i still took her for a 15 minute VIP and I didn’t regret any of it. Once you get her back there, she truly is a master of her craft.

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon last week. Saw Patti at the bar and talked Red Sox for a bit before I sat down at one of the high tables. Some of the reviews have said it but there are quite a few new dancers here. Unfortunately I cannot remember all of them and many I didn’t even get there name but there is a Chloe, different from Cleo, that has pink hair and a lot of piercings. I’d love to get to know her but her VIP is booked solid. Mostly every guy that goes back there with her leaves directly after. Make of that what you will. There is also a very loud, very deep voiced, very weathered dancer that started working here recently. I do not know her name but she has bolt ons and is probably in her 40s. I think someone said she may have worked at Wild Zebra but honestly I don’t remember her. She isn’t my style though. Cleo was there. As was Marley, Desi, Shelley, and Alicia. None of them were of any interest of me on that day, although Cleo is a lot of fun. Valentina came up to me. I’ve known her for a while. She’s been there since she was too young to drink. She’s definitely getting thicker but I don’t mind it…I think the weight looks good on her. She can hold a conversation better than most at the club as well. After watching some of the baseball game for 20 minutes or so we decided to go do a 15 minute vip. I’m not sure if the new girls are making her work harder to keep customers happy but I received a Vee at desires level dance for similar value. Would highly recommend.

I have left quite a few reviews between here and Fantasies, but nearly every one has been about a day shift experience. I am a day shift guy. I like the low hustle factor during the days, the lunch, maybe having a conversation with a cute bartender. Most importantly I like having my VIPs with reliable dancers who understand the value of keeping a good customer happy. Unfortunately, this review is about the Saturday night shift where I experienced the complete opposite of what I’m used to. A few buddies and I arrived in Saturday night around 10pm. I was surprised at how crowded it was but according to the bartender it was a normal crowd. There were very few seats where the tables are and almost none at the bar. The Saturday night vibe is different. To me, Desires almost turns into a night club that just happens to have naked women on stage. The music is louder, the crowd is livelier. There were also a ton of women customers there. I’m thinking at least 20% of the customer base was female. According to one of the dancers I spoke to, they do not like when women come in. The dancer said the girls either push the envelope too far with the dancers or if they are there with their boyfriend they think they can handle it, but they cannot. On Saturday night I probably saw 20 girls working or so. The lack of variety was startling. Every girl looked South American with big fake boobs and a big fake ass. Because it was so crowded it was impossible to have a conversation with them so the night quickly turned into a “wanna dance?” night. All the girls were moving around and not making small talk. Just asking. There were two women who were different than all of the Latina’s. One was a very skinny, very pale blonde girl. The other was a frizzy red head with freckles. Thick thighs, probably a C cup. During the night, a dancer that I know from the day time came over to me to say hello. She wasn’t working, but was there with a few friends after having dinner on Federal Hill. She asked if I had gotten a dance yet and I told her that I hadn’t and probably wouldn’t since I didn’t see anyone that looked interesting. She pointed to the thick redhead and said “she’s my friend, you should talk to her. You’d like her”. Since I have had fun with the day time dancer in the past and knew she was good value and reliable, I decided I would take the chance on the Redhead. Before I could approach her, a pretty big fight broke out in the corner of the room with the bouncers kicking out at least 6 guys. After things calmed down I approached the dancer. I had a few drinks at that point but I I believe her name was Venus. Again, red head, frizzy hair. Almost reminded me of an 80’s wrestler. We spoke for ten minutes before I asked her about VIP. She quoted me the standard $150 and voluntarily said “but if you tip me we can have more fun”. Before we went over to the VIP rooms I asked her if $100 more would qualify to have more fun, and she smiled and nodded. When we got in the vip room she asked for the money up front. Typically that is a bad sign but I figured maybe night girls are different so I gave it to her. She started dancing and grinding away when I heard the dreaded phrase I’ve never heard while there during the day. “So for more money we can…” and the upselling began. I was polite about it but she was bummed out after I refused to give her even more money and while it was a very nice dance, nothing over the dance happened. I am hesitant to call Venus a rob, particularly since a day shift dancer recommended her, but it was disappointing.as I was walking out, I did see a female customer throw a drink in a guys eyes. I’ll be sticking to days.

Recently I visited Fantasies on a Friday and then Monday afternoon. Spoiler alert, I went to Desires after both visits because I didn’t experience a VIP however there are encouraging signs happening there. Both days there were more dancers than customers which is always a good sight to see. While the dancers were still in the single digits for both days, it was in the high single digits. This would be okay if there was a few fun and attractive dancers that were working and, again, there are signs that it may happen. For one, according to Patti, they always restock with dancers in January. She said a lot of girls will either take up the profession or decide to try a new club in the new year. While I was there on Monday there was a *very* attractive woman who was filling out paperwork and giving them ID’s to start working there. Patti also told me they’ve hired 4-5 more over the past two weeks. I’m not sure if they will be working the day shift but I hope so because it could use a refresh. Anyways, on Friday when I arrived there were quite a few dancers there. Marley, Diamond, Zoe, Shelley, Eve, Some big titted Dominican girl who couldn’t take a hint, Meadow, Claude, Cleo and a mystery Latina with curly hair. The only ones that I’d consider would be Cleo and the mystery girl if I liked the cut of her jib. On Monday I returned to see Shelley, Marley, Alicia, Calise, Mynx (incredible tits), Cleo, and the mystery girl again. When she hit the stage she was introduced as Ruby. I made my way up to the stage to tip ruby but she spoke not one word of English. It then made sense why she hung out with Cleo. Afterwards I sat with both and we communicated through phone translators. Like Cleo, Ruby is from Cuba. Like Cleo, everything is on the table for what seems to be a reasonable rate. They also offer a double date experience but it would run $500 total ($100 to the club, $200 each to them). Unfortunately I did have to leave before I could take Ruby for a spin. One of the Desires girls who I’m fond of texted me to make my way there. My schedule is pretty full this month so hopefully someone else can and leave a review for Ruby.

I was curious about stopping by after reports of new ownership. There had been whispers that the booths, which used to very dark and you really had to stare to make out what was happening, were now lighter. I’m happy to report that I found the booths to be very dark. Truthfully I had only been to Mickeys a handful of times before Thursday but I hadn’t really noticed much of a change. Maybe new paint? The same, older, blonde bartender was behind the bar and was as friendly as ever. The drinks still seemed cheap. Pool table was still there and the clientele was as blue collar as ever. What DID change, in my experience, were the number of dancers. I had only seen 3 there at a time but the other day there were 5 girls on the day shift. Jennifer, Gia, Kayla, Emeral, and Fay. Ultimately I decided to chill with Emeral. She’s gained some weight over the last year or so but is still as fun loving as ever. She did a quick spell at Fantasies a few months back but honestly I think Mickeys is more her speed. Pricing is still the same. $20 for a 5 minute token for the egg timer. Emeral and I agreed on 15 minutes and a $100 to her. For $160 total, the Mickeys experience is one you can’t find anywhere else. I left very happy and relaxed.

Due to a change in schedule at work I am now a primarily Friday afternoons customer. I don’t think that’s a bad thing…I think Friday is probably the second best afternoon to visit after Thursday. The only reason I’d rank it number 2 is Fridays get very, very crowded and I haven’t had a Friday lunch I enjoyed in quite some time. I think I’m correct in saying that Fridays do have the most girls working. The past few Fridays have had at least 25 girls working on each shift. One compliment I can always give Desire is that they have something for everyone. There are a plethora of white, black, Latina, Asian, etc. of all shapes and sizes. You like a thicc white girl? There is Dallas. Thin spinner? Cassandra. You could do that dor every race in the club. I mentioned up review but if you do not like crowds, Friday is a bad day to go. Ideally there would be a bar stool in between each customer so a girl can sit with you but that’s just not possible on Fridays. Sometimes every bar stool will be taken and you’ll either have to sit at the stage (not the worst plan b) or a table near the stage…or stand. With the weather getting worse now, there is virtually no outside scene like there is during the summer. A few reviews ago I commented that the prices are going up. I still believe that is the case but , again, being there on a crowded day doesn’t help. While I don’t believe the dancers would change their opening offer to go do a VIP, I do believe the less crowded it is the more likely they are to negotiate. Lately I have found that the typical service I used to get for a top of $100 over standard is now getting quoted for $200 over. If that’s the case and the dancer is really hot, I’ve been able to counter with $150 as a middle ground. Some take it. During the past few visits, these are the dancers I’ve interacted with. Josie- unfortunately no dance yet. I’ve talked to her 3 times and all 3 she has been whisked away to Lust. I do not blame whoever invites her as she is stunning on stage and from what I hear, a lot of fun. Dallas- reliable and fun. Shes getting pricier but I honestly don’t mind because she’s so fun to hang out with. She has a sense of humor about herself (which I find lacking in most women) and can really hold a conversation. She also is in the best shape she’s been in probably since she started here. Took her for a 15 minute vip one Friday. Vee- short. Very, very short. But also very curvy. She can be over the top affectionate out in public but she does back it up in the back rooms. Excellent value as well. Have taken her in the back a few times and am never disappointed. Wondering if anyone has any suggestions for a gfe dancer? Priya comes to mind but it’s been ages since I’ve seen her.

This may be my last review of the place. I think I’m ready to call it quits. As much as it pains me to say it, I can’t see it lasting much longer. I’ve never been at night, but day shift has gotten progressively worse over the past year culminating in my visit this past Friday. For the record I’ve always liked Fantasies. The inside of the club is spacious to where it can never feel crowded. The VIP rooms are big and the staff leaves you alone once in there. The girls have typically been in the 5-7 region but always down for a good time and reasonably priced. Over the years I’ve had a few favorites come and go. Anastasia was probably the coolest dancer I’d ever met and a great time. However she left a few months ago. Jenny has a natural body that would rival any dancer at Desires or Foxy, but she took an extended break, returned, then left again I believe. I haven’t seen her in months. Valentina was always a fun time as well. A thicc Latina with a loud personality. Maybe she’s on vacation but I haven’t seen her in weeks. This past Friday was the worst I’ve ever seen the club. A Friday afternoon at 2 pm and there was…wait for it….3 dancers. Marley, who isn’t my cup of tea. Diamond, who looks okay but other reviews in the past have made me pass. And Kira, who had 3 or 4 customers waiting for her. I thought it just may have been a weird day and maybe all clubs were like that. Until I went to Desires and saw the most dancers I’d ever seen on a day shift. Seriously there had to have been 30-40. This club is on Life support. I do not know the business model of these places but they need to start bringing customers, and dancers, in. They are trying different promotions. Recently I saw Monday night is free chicken wing night. I know they also tried a 2 for 1 dance deal. If I’m them, I lower the cost of VIP rooms since we negotiate with the dancer anyway. They also need to start bringing in better talent. So maybe lower house fees? I’m assuming if someone from Desirws went there…a middle of the road dancer…she’d make a killing as she’d be leaps and bounds above every other dancer there. Hoping for a rebound. Particularly since competition is better for the customer.

A few Thursdays ago I went to a crowded Desires. Fantasies is dying again so this is one of the only options in town for some fun. The club descriptions have been done to death so I won’t bore you with that but I’ll say that during the afternoon I’ve never paid a cover and the free lunches that you get with a drink purchase (Any drink) have all been of good quality. With summer coming to an end I’m not sure if they still utilize the grill on Fridays but the burgers were always good. The prices are going up here. I have read a few members say they always adhere to the 50-50-50 tip rule and for the past 3 years or so, I have as well. While the same still applies at fantasies, at Desires I think it’s now the 100-100-100 rule. You’re smart enough to figure out the meaning. Maybe it’s because I’m looking to branch out more instead of the old stand bys but the past 4 to 5 times I’ve been in that’s what I was quoted. Once by someone who I received a dance from before and she told me her prices have gone up. On this Thursday I decided to hang out with Cassandra. She is a stunningly beautiful blonde. If you didn’t talk to her you’d think she’s from Russia or Sweden with her fair, smooth skin. We hung out on the patio for about a half hour before heading in for a 15 minute dance. The 100-100-100 rule was in effect and while I normally don’t want to spend that much, I can’t deny I had a lot of fun. Other girls that were there that I’ve hung with before were Sassy (great value), Nicolette (she’s much discussed but I don’t mind her and she’s good value), Charlotte (good time), and Tiffany (good value but we didn’t click). Have yet to hang out with Josie but she’s next, I hope. Any other good value lately?

Having not been able to go for a while to Desires, I had the chance this past Thursday and Saturday. On Thursday I ran out of time before I could talk to one of the dancers but there was a pretty good line up there. The heat may have had something to do with it but it was slower than normal. I did see Tiffany, Lisa, Jada, Sassy, and a few newer girls I didn’t recognize. Because I’m not a regular, I took someone’s advice from this site and went back Saturday to see if I could get the attention of some of the ladies. It was my first Saturday in a year, maybe longer. I found the bar area to be slow. Comparable to a Monday when there aren’t a lot of dancers working. The line up was much different than a Monday though, in a good way. Prya was there, looking as gorgeous as ever. She is a fantastic time however she was busy for most of the afternoon. The famous Ivana was there, I think she only works weekends now. I knew I had no shot with her and was actually quite impressed at how she systematically moved throughout the room to make sure all of her appointments know where they are on the list and when to expect her. Honestly it made me curious about experiencing her just once but alas. The other day wasn’t the time. If anyone wants to pm me their experience I’d be curious. From the way the guys lined up I half expect her to tuck you into bed afterwards with a warm glass of milk. The new Vee was there. Maybe Valentina? I’m not sure. She posts on the clubs instagram a lot, never showing her face but definitely her curves. Others have commented on her before but she’s probably 4’10” with a huge fake ass and I believe fake titties. Other people have described her as almost a little person. I’m honestly not sure. On Thursday I thought she was, but on Saturday she looked a little better and I figured why not. I’m glad I did. She was very affectionate on the floor and that carried over to VIP. We had a fantastic time in the back.

One thing to say about Fantasies, it’s consistently inconsistent. Lately when I’ve been arriving around 2pm on weekdays I never know if they’ll be 3 dancers there or 10. I still think it’s worth stopping by though, as you can definitely get what you’re looking for from a variety of different looking women. On this particular Thursday there were probably 10 girls working. Jenny is back, braces free. She’s one of the best looking girls there and has put on a little weight that looks good on her. White girl with an unbelievable ass and great natural C tits. Her problem is she’s very flighty when it comes to prices. I’ve been quoted anywhere from $200+house fee to $400+house fee. I passed on taking her to vip because she hit me up literally right when I sat down and I always like to survey the land. Alicia was there as well. Brazilian with a solid but store bought body. Keeps herself in really good shape though. She’s been talked about before on here but while she has always delivered, it’s super transactional. Rio was there and I wanted to take her to VIP but some customer had the light skinned Brazilian tied up for over an hour. Kiera was there and I’ve decided to pass on her. She’s a petitie milf thats cute enough but I find her to be grating and I do not like when the dancers can’t take the polite hint to walk away. Speaking of dancers who can’t take the hint. Coco kept harassing me to the point where I told her she’s wasting her time and she’s not my type. For the record that’s not true…they’re all my type….but she’ll sit there and stare at you while I’m trying to look through her at other dancers. Finally Valentina came by. I like her. She’s very down to earth. Very cool. She can hold a conversation and is typically in a good mood. She’s gained a little more weight though and her thick but curvy body is trending into sloppy, but only just. We decided to do a 15 minute vip for 200+ house fee and it was a fantastic time per usual. Still have yet to experience Ashley but would like to.

A few Fridays ago I left Desire (too crowded and my preferred dancers were busy most of the day) and headed to Fantasies around 2pm. I think 2pm is a good time to arrive there as most dancers get a late start at Fantasies. Many times I’ve arrived around 12:30-1pm to find 2 dancers sitting around. Anyway, on this day there were a few dancers that I’ve never seen before. Unfortunately, none of them really peaked my interest. Mostly all were Latina. Mostly all were thick. One was a little too thick for my tastes. Ashley stopped by to say hello. If you’ve ever been here and experienced Kira’s full court press, Ashley does the same. She is a white girl with a nice lean body and perky B, maybe C, cupped breasts. I was sitting at a high top table but she found a way to basically straddle me as she spoke and pulled out a nipple for my viewing pleasure. Ashley is my type for sure and she said mostly all the right things but I hesitated on a dance because there have been no reviews on her here. On another website that’s more of a message board of reviews, there have been reports of a boyfriend hanging out there and someone actually posted claiming to be her boyfriend. If it is actually the guy, way to take money out of her pockets dude! If anyone has any information on Ashley, let me know via pm or comment below. To be honest, passing on Ashley was a good move since Rio came by next. She used to be Chloe or Chloe at Desires. She’s Brazilian but you wouldn’t know it unless you talked to her. For those that knew her at Desire she has definitely gained some weight and turned more into a PAWG but I think the weight looks good on her and her face is as beautiful as ever. I bought her a drink and we had a nice chat across a table from each other before coming to an understanding on her dance. It was fantastic.

Decided to stop in here after another lackluster Desires visit (nothing wrong with Desires just a lack of variety recently) on a Friday afternoon. Again, there were about 10 girls working with 2 or 3 new dancers that I’d never seen before. I’ve mentioned this before but old friend Kat (formerly Sisi) is back working at Fantasies. I think she’s worked at every club in Providence except for maybe Foxy? Anyway if you’ve never seen her, she’s a cute Latina with long dark hair. She also has some of the thickest thighs and ass I’ve seen on such a petite girl. I did not take her up on her offer this time but have in the past and I’ve never been disappointed. A new white girl Aria hit the stage. She looked interesting. Light brown hair, natural D cupped breasts and a toned body. She gave a hell of a stage show and showed glimpses of a nice natural bush. After her set she came by my table and we started talking. To be honest there wasn’t much there as far as conversation goes but she seemed down for some fun so I figured I’d take the chance and pass on other sure things. I was glad we did our VIP. For the standard rate plus tip (200 total to dancer, 40 to club) we had a ton of fun on the back. She was very sensual. I wasn’t as prepared as I should have been and the lack of a purse on her shoulder should have warned me of that, but to be honest it was a good time either way. I’d strongly recommend. I also just saw on their Instagram that they’re bringing back 2 for 1 dances on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 12-2. Too bad that doesn’t include vip lol

It’s been about a month since I’ve been to Fantasies. A lot of old faces have gone and new ones have come in. This afternoon (Thursday) I headed to Valley St after striking out at Desires (which was packed). I entered around 2:30 to about 10 patrons. Honestly it was the first time in a while that I’ve been there and there have been more dancers than customers. Diamond was the first to approach me. I quickly told her I was just settling in and didn’t need company yet. While I think she had a pretty face, I do not like her body and OWG’s recent comment about her being more talk than action made me weary. Alicia was next, but I knew what I’d be getting into with her and though it’s enjoyable it’s always very transactional. So much so that I knew I could survey the land and always circle back to her without making much small talk. There was a talk think black girl next. Honestly I forget her name but I’ve had a dance with her in the past and it was sub-par. Shelly, Becky, and Desi were also there but I’ve never interacted with any of them other than a quick hello (though Shelly gives a hell of a shoulder rub). Mari then stopped by. She reminds me of Marina from Desirez. She is Cuban with great natural D cups and a probably fake ass (I can never tell). We spoke for a few minutes but I decided to keep looking. Sophia took the stage next. From other reviews on her I know she is Brazilian and likes her weed…but that was the first time I’ve seen her. To be honest I was very impressed. One, I think she’s very beautiful. Light skin, dark curly hair and very fit. Great ass and thighs. She also gave a hell of a stage show and got fully nude. I probably would have gone for her but she had a line of dudes waiting for her. Ashley came up to me next. She is a shorter white girl who seemed friendly. I’ve never seen her there but would definitely be interested in learning more about her. I was going to hunt her down again but… Rio came up to me next. She was formerly Chloe at Desires. A thicc Brazilian, light skinned and dirty blonde shoulder length hair. I think she’s beautiful and since she came from Desires I was hoping her VIP would be up to standard (if anyone had a dance with her at Dezires shoot me a pm). But literally in the middle of our conversation I had an emergency work call come in that I had to take. It took about 20 minutes longer than anticipated and by the time I got back inside, she was gone. Mari circled back to me and asked me if I changed my mind. I told her I may have if I liked what she had to say. She said all the right things and followed through in our dance. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend her. If anyone has any info on Sophia, Ashley, or Rio (formerly Chloe at Desires) please let me know. There was also a new black girl who I’ve never seen before. she was incredibly thicc and muscular. Honest a bit intimidating and impressive at the same time. Not my style though. The only negative is unfortunately it seems like Anastasia has quit. According to Patty the commute got too much for her. Too bad. She was incredible.

Most of the time I review this club positively, and this review is in no way the norm but it’s unit fair that the poor days get written about as well. I went in this past Monday and it was the least amount of dancers I’ve ever seen there. From 12-2pm there was only 5. Sassy - late 30’s early 40’s milf with a great body and an even better personality. She’s cool to talk to and also provides great value for a VIP dance. It was her birthday that day and she was commanding a lot of attention. Charlotte - Goth girl who also bartends and lives in the city. I mention this because if you’re going to do a vip with her (which is recommended) you also may see her out on the town. Depending on who your with it could make for an awkward encounter. Luckily for me when she approached me at the bar I was at, I was with friends. She can be very chatty, and pricey, but she’s one of the better looking dancers there. Vega - Thick light skinned brunette. Jung implants on a thick body. She’s one of the dancers that will approach every guy but there’s typically no pressure and she’ll ask if you’re waiting for someone. Even if I’m not, I always say I am as I find her hard to talk to. I did a vip years ago with her and it was sub par. Nicolette - as others have reported, she’s gotten thick. I think it looks really good on her though. I’m also in the minority that don’t find her bitchy. I’ve had dances with her in the past and she’s always been polite to me, even after I’ve turned her down recently. Crystal - used to have huge, HUGE, naturals. Now due to a breast reduction and having a child she’s slimmed down quite a bit. I’ve never done a vip with her but she’s on my list. I know she used to have a wild reputation, not sure if that’s the case any more. Here’s the problem. On this Monday it was pretty crowded meaning the dancers had their pick of customers, not vice versa. Charlotte came over after she got off stage and we caught up about life for 10-15 minutes. My lunch came (tortellini. Meh.) and I told her to come and find me after I ate. She went to talk to another customer who kept her busy for an hour before going to do a half hour room with her. My next choice was Nicolette but as soon as she got off stage she sat with a regular and had a few drinks before heading up to lust. To be clear I don’t blame the girls for working their regulars. I get it. It was just surprising to see so few dancers and it ultimately became a wasted trip. It was the first time I’ve ever gone to both clubs on the same day with Fantasies having more dancers working.

I do not like writing poor reviews of places I genuinely enjoy visiting, but I also appreciate when I get a heads up from other members about girls to possibly avoid so I wanted to write about my experience here a few Fridays ago. I feel like Fantasies is bizzaro world on a Friday. While Desires gets packed with customers and dancers, I find Fantasies to be generally empty of customers and only a handful of dancers. Most of the time I am there to see Anastasia or Scarlett. Both are easy to talk to and fun in the VIP. In this particular day, neither were there. There was a newer dancer, Meadow I think? Looked to be either Dominican or Puerto Rican with large naturals. She did not get topless on stage though and in the past I’ve found that doesn’t bode well for vip. Desi and Marley were there but I do not find either of them to be my style. Cali walked out the back. She’s an older Brazilian but I find her to be very sexy. She gets very affectionate with customers while trying to convince them to go for a dance. About a year ago, maybe more, I took Cali for a vip and had a very fun time. No questions were asked. I was actually in a hurry, and I was surprised at how much fun it was given the lack of getting to know each other. This time I bought her a drink and we spoke for 10 minutes or so but I didn’t realize how lacking her English was. It made for a frustrating convo and then I suggested we go for a vip since I had to get back to work. She seemed all for it and took the $40 to give to the staff. Now….i THOUGHT she told me she needed more time, to which I said okay and she went in the dressing room. Then when she came back she said okay let’s go. Once we were in the back, she asked for more money then we previously agreed on. Now to be honest I’m not sure if that’s what she asked when we were at the bar or not, but it left a bad taste with me. What’s more, she wanted DOUBLE the agreed tip. I laughed at her in the back and said “listen, if you want I won’t tip you at all and I don’t expect anything from you. Lesson learned. We can cut the dance short if you want too” but because she couldn’t understand me (or was acting) we went through with a 15 minute dance that was fine enough but nowhere near the level of last time. Because of that I will unfortunately avoid Cali going forward.

There’s two clubs that a better than the rest here in Providence. Fantasies and Desires. About a year ago in one of my reviews, I stated that I’d typically start at Desires to see if I could set something up with a 8-9 rated dancer before heading over to fantasies if I couldn’t and the ln get a dance from a 6-7 dancer. Desires has gone up in price. Drinks are a dollar more, VIP rooms are $10 more, and in my experience most dancers are going up in prices as well. Because of that, I reverse the order in the two clubs that I frequent. Fantasies is always first now and if a deal can’t be struck, I’ll head to the more expensive, but typically sure thing, Desires. Recently I went on the Thursday and Friday after Christmas. Thursday had a pretty good line up for Fantasies. Alicia, Joy, Anastasia, Scarlett, Kendall, and Valentina were all there. My preference would have been to get a dance with Anastasia however she was at the bar, eating and drinking with I assume one of her regulars for the whole 90 minutes I was there. (Side note: I don’t believe Desires lets the girls eat downstairs, probably just at Lust). Instead, I was approached by Alicia. She is probably in her late 30s or early 40s. Brazilian with braces. Fake D cupped breasts and a probably? Enhanced booty. She’s very toned though and keeps herself well maintained. I had experience a dance with Alicia before and it’s a good thing I did because when she approaches she comes off as very transactional….almost standoffish. But we went in the back for 15 minutes that cost me a total of $240. 40 to the club, 100 to the dancer. 100 tip. For that price we had a great time. Alicia is pretty energetic on stage and it translates well in the back. Unfortunately, Friday was a day where I had to head to Desires. I couldn’t believe it but there were only 3 dancers working on a Friday afternoon! Marley, who isn’t my type. Tatiana, who while I enjoyed our conversation smelled pretty heavily of cigarettes and a strong red wine. Eve was the third and while very hot, does not do anything in the back. I thought maybe because the holiday was approaching most girls were on vacation however Desired had a full line up. A few months ago someone said that Desires is like a fine dining establishment while Fantasies is the TGI Fridays that would work in a pinch. I agree with that but to put another way, Fantasies is like TJ Max. If you go often enough, you know what section of clothing to look in to find that really nice golf shirt that is marked down 60% because it’s last years design. Desire is like Nordstroms. Right now my wallet appreciates TJ Max.

Second time coming to Mickeys because, frankly, I needed to relieve some stress after a tough day on the job and didn’t have the normal amount of cash I’d normally bring to a place. With $150 in my pocket I arrived around 2 pm to a few different dancers either sitting at the bar or making the crawl. The crawl is awkward. I dunno. If I don’t find the girl to be particularly attractive there is no avoiding them at Mickeys. They’ll stop in front of you and chat with you while flashing the goods. Sometimes if you’re one of two or three people at the bar they’ll stay there for 3 minutes or so. How much should you tip them? Do you just keep handing out 1st every flash? Every 30 seconds. It’s weird. Anyway back to this visit. Lately I’ve had a craving for curves. Enter Trish who used to work at Fantasies. She doesn’t really smile much and puts the B in BBW but she was very direct in what I could expect through the black out curtained lap dance area and her pricing was well within what I had in my wallet. Also if you’re like me and like to be careful, make sure you bring your own in your wallet or pocket.

Back with a short review on two visits. The highlight, as always, was Patty behind the bar. Honestly she may be becoming my ultimate MILF fantasy. I wonder if she’s into younger guys? Visit 1 was pretty good. Scarlett was there and I thought I recognized her. During our conversations I realized from where. She used to be Harley at Wild Zebra. She was pretty pleasant to talk to and pretty affectionate at the bar. She gave me a fair price and delivered as promised. I would certainly repeat. Visit 2 was not good. There was actually a dancer who id never seen before but she told me she’s been dancing there a while. Carmen is a Puerto Rican who looks to be in her mid 30’s. I cannot emphasize how good looking she was. Definitely Desires quality. The conversation was fine with her though she talked 95% of the time. She asked me about doing a dance and said we’d have a lot of fun in the back. I decided to took her up on it but knew 10 seconds in it was a huge mistake. She removed her top to reveal…pasties. The other thing that I noticed was her breath was pretty bad. Definitely a smoker. Anyway to give her one compliment, her dance was pretty rigorous. To the point where the pasties were falling off because of her sweat. However she was very worried about them because the dance would stop so she could reapply. I’d listed her as a Rob, unfortunately. Does anyone have any info on Anastasia? Feel free to PM. For a little while, I think I need to stick to Desires again.

Next to Desires, this is my most reviewed club. My routine is typically to stop at Desires first and then if it’s too crowded or if none of my favorites or any new interests are working I roll the dice and head to fantasies. After a few reviews of claiming the place has been improving, it’s lately been mostly misses including a pretty awkward visit that I’ll get to. It seems like there has been a lot of turnover recently, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Some of the more tired looking dancers have left and a few of the new ones are very good looking. The problem is a lot of the older ones who have gone were sure things in the VIP rooms. Cali, Jasmine, vida, and Mandy have all gone. Trying to figure out who the fun new ones are can be a challenging task. I went in a few weeks ago and hung out with Gigi for a bit. She has a bit of a southern accent. She’s a bit of a goth and extremely petite however she does have curves. She seemed like a lot of fun and was very good with her hands in the vip booth but quotes were expensive otherwise. Don’t think I’d repeat. Last week I went in and received a full court press by Diamond. To be honest I almost took her up on her aggressive pitch but I decided not to go through with it. Instead, a very sexy dancer named Harley took the stage. White girl, probably in her mid 20s. I tipped her while she was on stage and waited for he to get free’d up after taking a few older guys in the back for the one song dances. Finally she came up to me and asked what I was doing there. I told her I was hanging out on my lunch break as I had a bad day at work. She told me I should tell my employees to “suck my balls” and when I laughed and said I wished she replied with “well someone should”. I took that as hint #1. After talking for a little bit about how often I come in and how often she works, I told her I was glad to meet her as I’d never seen her before and I needed to blow off some steam. She told me she’d love to take me in the back for a dance and help me with that (I assumed this was hint #2). So I told her a dance would be nice but I typically do vip dances and was curious as to what she charges. She told me the normal information. That it was 40 to the club and 100 for her for a 15 minute dance. When I told her that was good by me and that I’d like to have a little fun for a nice tip, she backed off and said “oh sorry I don’t do extras”. I said “oh okay…well I really appreciate you coming over here and talking to me for a bit but I will probably just finish my drink and leave” she became….very agitated. She basically started to berate me. Telling me what I’m asking for is illegal. That she isn’t a prostitute. That I should be ashamed for talking to her like that. That maybe I’ve gotten something more at that club before with a whore but she’s not like that and I’m clearly carrying an std. I was pretty silent throughout her venting but I did interrupt her at one point to say “hey. I’m sorry if I upset you but” and she cut me off and said she wasn’t upset, she was pissed! At that point I started laughing nervously and just walked out of the club lol. Harley. Avoid.

This is a compilation of a few visits that I’ve had recently. If you want the details of the club OWG’s review can’t be beat so I usually skip that part and get to the most helpful section of the review, my experience with the dancers. I commented on one other review and said that I’d get into a little more detail in my review so here it goes. One Monday afternoon I was in the club and none of my favorites (Priya, Charlotte) were there. It was almost time to go home but I was determined to let off some steam and I saw Nicolette sitting in the corner by herself so I figured screw it and let me see where this would lead. We had a playful half hour conversation. About my hobbies, her hobbies. She was actually a pleasure to talk to and could hold a conversation better than most at the club. I also think the weight gain looks good on her but I’m not much for toned women. I decided to ask her about a dance and she gave me a few options with a few different levels of play. I chose the option I was comfortable with and off we went. I gotta say. It was fun. She was Priya levels of affectionate, with a little dirty talk thrown in. I was a big fan. I went again a few weeks later and she remembered our conversation and we chatted a bit more. She asked if we were going for another dance and while I told her we were, I made a joke about her reputation for being possessive and that I was “nobody’s bitch” to which she rolled her eyes and laughed. We had another great time and she remembered what kind of dance I liked. Since those dances I have seen her a few times there but have declined a dance. She didn’t seem *too* bothered. Maybe a little but nothing like the blowups I’ve read about on here and she does keep coming back and asking. I actually wish I took her up on it on my last experience there. I chatted for a while with a new dancer, Adrianna. She kind of looks like a skinnier version of Dallas. She was wearing a nice form fitting dress that really complimented her boobs. Though the conversation was very forced and I didn’t have a good feeling, I went for a dance with her anyway. It did not go well. To be clear, I don’t think she was a rob but her idea of fun was complaining that I was hard to please while being visibly annoyed. Literally 3 seconds after the dance ended she said “thank you” and bolted out the door. I do not think she’s going to last with service levels like that. I did notice Ivanna is there 4-5 days a week right now but I cannot get close to her. I believe the new very skinny Asian is Lisa? Anyway she gave a hell of a stage show and I’d like to get to know her as well but again she’s been busy.