Reviews by Mrprov

Popped in on Friday. I was there from 12:30-2:30 or so and go be honest it was the slowest I’ve seen a Friday be in a long time. Even when I left at 2:30 there…

I’ve been twice this month. My new routine is to stop by, shoot the shit with Patty and give it an hour to see who comes in. Fantasies seems less strict about what time girls…

I went in yesterday to what probably was the best lineup that I’ve ever seen. As much as I hate to admit it, due to clubs failing around them, Desires is the only show…

I walked in a few Fridays ago to a not too crowded Desires. There was ample seats at the bar and most of the girls seemed free. This was good for me because I wanted…

I arrived around 1 PM a few Thursdays ago. I always find that the earlier you arrive the better as the barstools are available, and the girls are not with regulars. By the time I…

It’s been years since I’ve been to the Caddy. I used to go whenever we had a Bachelor Party and then as the weddings stopped I became a day time guy at Desires or Fantasies.…

Came here a few Fridays ago. I agree with those who say Friday day is probably the best shift. The only problem is sometimes Fridays get so crowded that it’s hard to have a good…

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon last week. Saw Patti at the bar and talked Red Sox for a bit before I sat down at one of the high tables. Some of the reviews have said…

I have left quite a few reviews between here and Fantasies, but nearly every one has been about a day shift experience. I am a day shift guy. I like the low hustle factor during…

Recently I visited Fantasies on a Friday and then Monday afternoon. Spoiler alert, I went to Desires after both visits because I didn’t experience a VIP however there are encouraging signs happening there. Both days…

I was curious about stopping by after reports of new ownership. There had been whispers that the booths, which used to very dark and you really had to stare to make out what was happening,…

Due to a change in schedule at work I am now a primarily Friday afternoons customer. I don’t think that’s a bad thing…I think Friday is probably the second best afternoon to visit after Thursday.…

This may be my last review of the place. I think I’m ready to call it quits. As much as it pains me to say it, I can’t see it lasting much longer. I’ve never…

A few Thursdays ago I went to a crowded Desires. Fantasies is dying again so this is one of the only options in town for some fun. The club descriptions have been done to death…

Having not been able to go for a while to Desires, I had the chance this past Thursday and Saturday. On Thursday I ran out of time before I could talk to one of the…

One thing to say about Fantasies, it’s consistently inconsistent. Lately when I’ve been arriving around 2pm on weekdays I never know if they’ll be 3 dancers there or 10. I still think it’s worth…

A few Fridays ago I left Desire (too crowded and my preferred dancers were busy most of the day) and headed to Fantasies around 2pm. I think 2pm is a good time to arrive there…

Decided to stop in here after another lackluster Desires visit (nothing wrong with Desires just a lack of variety recently) on a Friday afternoon. Again, there were about 10 girls working with 2 or 3…

It’s been about a month since I’ve been to Fantasies. A lot of old faces have gone and new ones have come in. This afternoon (Thursday) I headed to Valley St after striking out at…

Most of the time I review this club positively, and this review is in no way the norm but it’s unit fair that the poor days get written about as well. I went in this…

I do not like writing poor reviews of places I genuinely enjoy visiting, but I also appreciate when I get a heads up from other members about girls to possibly avoid so I wanted to…

There’s two clubs that a better than the rest here in Providence. Fantasies and Desires. About a year ago in one of my reviews, I stated that I’d typically start at Desires to see if…

Second time coming to Mickeys because, frankly, I needed to relieve some stress after a tough day on the job and didn’t have the normal amount of cash I’d normally bring to a place.…

Back with a short review on two visits. The highlight, as always, was Patty behind the bar. Honestly she may be becoming my ultimate MILF fantasy. I wonder if she’s into younger guys?…

Next to Desires, this is my most reviewed club. My routine is typically to stop at Desires first and then if it’s too crowded or if none of my favorites or any new interests are…