Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

In a routine, not a bad thing

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Mrprov
Dec 29, 2025, 4:23 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

The past few months I have adopted the same routine. First I head to Fantasies to see if there has been anyone interesting and new (there hasn’t) and then I’ll head to Desire. The only bad thing about this strategy is it seems as if most Fantasies girls have to be in by 2pm whereas I think at Desire they need to be in by 1pm so there is always a chance to miss out on someone going to Fantasies first.

 

I find the sweet spot of arrival depends on the day, and the later in the week the day is, the earlier you want to be there. On Mondays and Tuesdays it doesn’t matter what time you show up, there will be a seat at the bar with plenty of room for everyone. On Thursdays and Fridays, lately if you aren’t there by 1-130 you’ll be shit out of luck finding a seat at the bar. I do not like sitting at the tables in between the bar and the stage as you may miss some dancers exiting back stage and making their way around. I think the best bar seat is on the corner, closest to the door of the patio. You can make a B line for the dancer if they’re coming out of the back. Only negative is the pole will block the bartender from seeing you but I normally just bend around to get their attention for another drink.

 

Water bottles have changed from Fiji to Saratoga. Club Sodas are served in a big glass instead of a skinny one like at other places. Lunch continues to be good quality. Not 4-5 star restaurant quality but decent enough and for a $6 club soda there isn’t a better deal in the state for a cheap meal. Think Cheesecake Factory quality.

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