discussion comment
6 years ago
Yea, it was Liquid Lap Dance Pants.... I literally put it in the first paragraph of my original post. The company went belly up as far as I can tell, which is unfortunate since it is my understanding that there was a ton of research that went into that product. It stands to reason if I'm right about the golf pants, mayybe I'm right about the "underpants". Please offer alternatives, but if you're going to insist that wearing a polo & jeans looking like your mommy still lays out your clothes in the morning for you than respectfully bow out of this conversation. Let the men talk.
Clearly, nobody looked into what I was talking about before responding. GO SEARCH LATEX COCK SHEATH. There's guys on here talking about condoms. What is a condom made of? Latex. But the condoms doesn't cover enough so I wrap my entire bottom torso in cellophane filled with Arby's sauce. HaHa what the hell?! A latex cock sheath is briefs, made entirely of latex, that has a long latex sheath that encompasses your glory swell. So it covers you like underwear, which is probably the effect being attempted with cellophane wrap. That's not next level, that's child's play. I'm trying to take you to the championship & your telling me about your JV practice.
As far as concerns regarding the chlorine treatment, what have you never been in a pool before? You don't have to get the chlorine treated ones, they come untreated. I have both kinds, the difference is noticeable but not inhibitory. The key word is 'treated' mind you. It's not filled with chlorine....
In regard to the claim I have too much time on my hands, I actually had the opposite problem. When you go from undergrad straight into graduate school and have to read 10 plus textbooks, tons of work, etc., while working 1 or 2 jobs, you simply don't have time to chase "quality" girls down. I'm admittedly not Brad Pitt, so yes I had to try. In that context, strip clubs are simply a more efficient way to get ya primal urges out of your system so you can get back to work. After 7 years of college, repeating this process many many times, I learned a thing or two. So check it out, Latex Cock Sheath. They cost roughly $40 for a pair. Just try it.
A little foot note here; we can all admit that the lap dancing skill level varies from stripper to stripper. You may find a young inexperienced stripper more attractive but she isn't quite doing the trick. Or she's teasing you intentionally to get more dances out of you. This works on every stripper, usually takes 3 to 5 very enjoyable dances. Of course I've had it only take 2 with your standard attire (no latex sheath), but the stripper had been dancing for years and I had to rush out of the club with jizz stains all over my pants. Like I said, I'm trying to take you to the championship. Not just get the job done, but do it right. Honestly, might actually delay the climax an extra dance. However, the entirety of the experience will be much much MUCH more pleasant. Now I find myself enjoying the intermissions, you know those periods of time when the stripper pauses to do the charleston or a kickflip or whatever the do in order to slow you down.
Plus if you are genuinely concerned about diseases, which is very unlikely, not a bad idea to put a hardy layer of latex between you and dat azz. That's why medical, food service and janitorial professionals wear latex gloves, for protection.
In the future, is it possible if guys could respond who have actually tried it or know of something that may actually be conceivably superior to the technique describe? Let's hear some brands, let's hear of what you put inside the sheath besides the D. Let's iron this thing out. So try it.