Comments by MIboozeman

Come on now, it’s a brunette at H8 ....how much more info do you need. hahaaa I’ve had a couple of reviews that didn’t get approved that had 4 times the info.

At least it only cost you $10 for that lesson.

Try Rocket if you’re a tit guy, she will certainly be your type.

My biggest peeve with Sensations is they use all stock photos to advertise and obviously it easy to tell that the women they put on their Facebook ads are not going to be in the club..., Parkway in Grand Rapids as well, both clubs in Battle Creek and even Angels in Kazoo put their actual dancers on their Facebook pages. On a side note, Parkway is $10 per vip dance and usually has better looking dancers. I still check out Sensations every 3-4 months but it seems to not gain any ground on Parkway yet. Bikini clubs have to offer better pricing on everything than topless clubs 45 minutes away but this club doesn’t get that.

Blonde, shorter, bigger ass but tone, really loud. Recently had some “work” done to improve things and she does look good. Hard to miss her, she’s actually a really good stage entertainer but I always try to stay away from her because she’s so damn loud and obnoxious. They’ve cut her off from drinking a few times but she was obviously drunk again that night and she’s even more obnoxious and abusive then. I know a bartender, waitress and a few dancers from that place for years, decades in one case, but unfortunately I won’t go back until she’s gone or I get a personal apology from her. There’s just to many other choices nearby that are just as good if not a bit better.

Yep, Tuesday is their amateur contest. More like a pro-am contest with mainly experienced dancers from other clubs coming out to make some extra money on an otherwise slow night in their home clubs. Surprisingly they actually do get a few actual amateurs though. I’ve always found these type of contest nights as better than most for getting otc with dancers from other clubs all looking to make extra cash, after all if they were making what they needed at their home club they wouldn’t be going out on a day off to a different club for a contest ....

Yeah...they love the free drinks and what the hell why not if you’re only going once in awhile and have the money to blow. As long as you aren’t overpaying for the vip’s and causing stripperflation and making it more expensive for the rest of us.

Different entertainers do things differently ... I’m with NeverEnuf. I used to try to understand the vagueness but no more. When I ask what 1/2 and 1/2 is I’m not looking for coffee !

Phew...I thought I caused some stripperflation when I get into the Detroit clubs ! Limited extras at $$$ seems really high but I’ve heard that the past couple of months the entertainers have had serious gps nights. Last visit to the Detroit clubs about two months ago I visited Flight club and had all the options and fun with Kiara for $$.

Wednesday is amateur night and usually not a bunch of house dancers work. Maybe there wasn’t many or any pro-ams that showed up or you were earlier than it started. Last time I was there for pro-am night there must’ve been 12-15 dancers besides the 4-5 house dancers, it was a pretty fun night and I’ve found the best times to ask and get otc is amateur nights.

‘‘Tis the season”, so any of you out there DO NOT go into any Detroit area strip club and cause stripperflation by overpaying, not negotiating, or giving a gift for the season. Nice review.

Most of the really hot dancers don’t work amateur nights. To many there just to cheer on their friends in the contest. Not a lot of money to be made on amateur nights, especially one on a Sunday night as they are here. I’ve been to several and once there was extras involved but it is frowned upon in the club and the dancer along the customer will get the boot and banned. OTC is fairly available as you say....

Yeah, a better chance of finding better looking dancers on night shift....however also a large drop off of fun customers have in the VIP.

Earlier this year I made the trip north with some friends for golfing, gambling and girls. Made it out here about 1am on a Friday night and the dork guy still asked for a $25 cover saying there was a feature there but we had to hurry because she was almost done with her last set. 7 of us total, looked like 2 customers inside and the features on her last song of her night. I asked if we waited until her set was done if we could do the $15 cover since we wouldn’t see her anyway...nope. I called the others before they got there and we went elsewhere and had a great time. I’ve been there a few times every year and yes the dancers you mention are worth the visit but damn as I always say if I wanted to see the same strippers all the time I’d just get married. They sure could use some new blood to get the variety factor back.

I always wonder how FC can keep raising prices with Boogies and Henrys right there ? Yeah I know they usually have better looking dancers but I don’t know....once they’re bent over in front of me or riding me I’m not looking at their faces anyway. Between valet, the new cover and VIP tax it seems crazy to even drive into their parking lot.

Wow ! At 2 inches a time that’s a lot of stops there to see her ! I’m joking, I’m joking ! The easy ones are to hard to resist. Must be why I enjoy stopping at the Inkster clubs. Bummer living so far away, 3 hour one way drive from way up north.

Yeah, the last year or so it’s been a struggle to find any tight tone hotties in any of the clubs. There’s a few here and there but some reason I’ve noticed clubs in Michigan and Indiana have more of the muffin top types. I like curvy, thick or athletic etc... but jelly rolls just won’t get me to open my wallet.

Exactly, it’s why I said even with Avenues considered the best club for non regulars in Jackson it wasn’t saying much, for someone that’s going to be at the club on a weekly basis then Jaxx would have it. I drive right past Jackson almost all the time now, I will stop in once or twice a year just to see if anything’s changed which it never does. I’ve been in the Lansing Vu, can’t say I am ever super impressed. 3-5 lookers than shitty attitudes ruined most of them, the rest seemed ho hum. Nice enough place with overall good looking dancers, would be in my top 5 in the state. I get all over the state and part of Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and part of Minnesota. To me the best club in Michigan for just pure looks and fun it’s really close between Angels in Kalamazoo and Vegas Strip in Battle Creek. Best club I’ve been in from those areas is On The Border in Wisconsin but the Admiral Theatre in metro Chicago is right up there as well. I left out the Detroit and Metro Detroit clubs for the sheer fact of extras being available and that puts them in a different category.

Still would’ve argued that one, it’s fair to possibly miscount by 1 song or maybe 2 but 4 ? Guess it depends on how much you had to drink at the time. I’ve been there often and only once had a dancer try charging me for more dances than I thought we had, went to security and he went to the DJ and we were both wrong. Dancer told me 8 songs I thought it was 5 songs DJ said it was 6 songs...lol For a bikini club it’s not that bad considering West Michigan standards.

They just hired a new manager, pretty decent veteran of the business so hopefully things get better. In my last visits I’ve been experienced the same as you however one visit I went to the vip with a blonde dancer named Paris I believe and the bouncer was practically standing in the vip with us the whole time...I apologized to her after 2 songs saying I’d really like to get more dances but that guy is really cramping my style. She was pissed and started yelling at him about it and that he costs her money and not to expect any tip out from her, really awkward moment but I get it, I was upset he hung around like that too. Never saw her after that, probably went to another club where she can make money. Like I said though....new manager just hired last week and he’s no stranger to the business. Hopefully the owners give him some room to make changes for the better.

The majority of dancers in the Detroit metro area do extras, feel free to describe her or give her name. After all it’s just a fictitious story we tell from our imaginations....

Yikes....Billy Joel is a good artist but 2 bills is about 3 times the normal charge in that karaoke bar !

They have a couch now ? Lol...last time I was there 3ish years ago they did dances on a folding chair directly across from the pool tables, zero privacy and really awkward with the dancer sometimes having to dodge pool sticks ! I’ve stayed on the highway every time after that, might have to check it out again just for the sake of checking it out...

Lol...that contact information is more than likely just a way for the dancer to get ahold of you to let you know when she’s working and trying to get you back in to see her. I am overnight for business in the area twice a week and out of the 15-20 times I’ve gotten contact info only 2 have been for serious OTC, the rest have all been scams to try getting me back into the club to see them and they really play it up. As your title says “ Not Detroit” Don’t get me wrong....OTC is certainly available but the majority of dancers doing that will only engage regular customers they’ve gotten to know over many visits.

Carrie still being a germophope ? Crazy strippers ..... When I tried getting a vip with her she wanted me to rub my hands with a sanitizer she brought so that no germs would get on her tits or other parts I touched, okay I can be fine about that but then she said I had to fuck with my dick through my boxers and my jeans zipper...I was like what ? Especially since I negotiated with a cover. She even said she normally tells guys that if they have any pubic hair sticking out of their boxers and jeans that she doesn’t have sex with them but she was happy I shaved and was well groomed but yet she has that rule to protect herself from crabs and STD’s. Thought she was kidding but she said she doesn’t have sex otherwise. I gave her a $20 and left halfway through the first song. What a nut case.