Comments by amorgaudium

FYI good guys dollar dispenser is not free, they take the same amount

If you don't think it's safe in crystal city, try going to almost any of the dc md clubs. Never felt unsafe here. Also there is street parking too if needed. Also the afghan spot around the corner is worth a trip.

Technically the $100 is for 2 songs but your still not wrong...

I don't know how anyone could say the prices are decent, it's outrageously expensive. The women are beautiful, some of the best you can find, but the prices are some of the highest you can find.

I have had contact dances before, but YMMV. I guess you could try to not pay, but then your not gonna get any attention, so it's probably counter productive.

What time did you get there? They do this a lot after 1a to kind of different people from coming in unless they are going to spend, I always just move on if they try this.

While I agree with everything in his review, I haven't been able.to.find anything better within an hour drive. Baltimore has a few okay spots, but they aren't any cheaper.

I'd say it's pretty common at penthouse club, not as much mcdoogals

Why are we approving these reviews that give us 0 details, who cares about a random June or July 27th. If you didn't even get in the club why would we approve a review of the club?...

hard to believe we are letting in review like this

@desertscrub, where is better in the area? Most of the area is terrible, this club no better or worse then the others in my mind.

hard to believe this review was approved. i know almost nothing more about the club after reading it.

i have seen this type of lazyness during the day shift before when the girls just want to get out of there. During peak times it is still the 3 song set.

it's $400 for 30 mins not $300, fyi

Yeah absolutely no extras, but its a good setup if you have a lot of people with you, and the dancers are good looking. Like I said in review, I wouldnt recommend it for anything other than bachelor party. I could have sworn they were just 10 mins, but to be honest, I was drunk when I got there so I could be off by a little.

They stopped checking the vax cards, atleast they didn't tonight

I dont think this is a club ad, I have been here several times in the last 6 months and this is about the experience that I have had

I agree it has a local vibe, but I travel to Boston for work several times a year and always make a stop. I have always gotten good treatment and enjoyed myself. If you tip at the stage, you'll get plenty of attention in my experience. I also would be wearing a button up or something similar due to my work. I however prefer this vibe, as I can relax and if I don't feel like getting dances no pressure. I saw your review of golden banana as well, and am surprised you preferred that location. I would say the vibe is rather similar, both have a very local feel and blue colar vibe in my opinion. I have always had a better time in brockton. I have had some good times at banana but the dances are superior here. I have about 20 random t-shirts to prove it, (when busy they do a 2 for $30 special, that also gets you a t-shirt).

DC does not allow any contact, so they don't offer lap dances at all. Now you can find places that get around that, and dancers who do not follow those rules, but in general. Two way action, is you touching them and them touching you, some places the girls do not allow you to touch them, but they can touch you. Hahaha, not even close, there is like two options of bottles maybe 3 if they just got a shipment. Then there are upsale bottles you can get, which increase the price of your dance. The bottle is probably $10 at a locally ABC store. There are times I decline the bottle all together, or just let the dancer have it. If you are looking for a good deal or on a budget, this is not the club or hobby that you should participate.

Doesn't surprise me, place is a dive. The old foxy lady in Brockton is worth a visit if you don't want to make the trip all the way to RI

wasn't sure about cheerleaders, when I checked the reviews, seems someone was killed right outside not that long ago... don't have much details beyond that

I can usually find a dancer I like at almost any club, not as much into older and larger dancers, but a little thick is okay. Extras is not a must, in fact I don't usually go for extras, but I do love a good lap dance, with good contact. I will be solo for this adventure, so safety is preferred.

Yes its a black club for sure, but it's fairly welcoming. I am 30s white guy, and have been there a few times, never any issues and usually have fun. May take an extra beer or 5 mins to relax.