Reviews

I had a boring weeknight in Birmingham for work so checked out the Furnace. I Ubered there from a downtown hotel and was a little surprised to see it in the middle of a seemingly…

Made a trip out to follies a couple of times in the last month and despite rumors of potential demise, the club is going strong, serving up alcohol and super high mileage lap dances.

On latest…

I haven't been to Cheetah in at least a year, primarily because it isn't as convenient as it used to be for me. As everyone knows, it isn't the place to go for high mileage…

I arrived just as the opened the free buffet at 4:00 but I did not partake. I have in the past but this day nothing looked good. Had one beer for $6.

My latest visit was…

Yesterday was my first visit in months and there were more girls I was interested in than I had time or money for. One of them is a dancer who was a favorite of mine…

Around 4pm, they were setting up to start a line outside. This was another disappointing visit. I spent only $8: atip to the door lady and one beer. The dancers, while possibly providing decent mileage,…

It seems like about half the time I never even find a girl suitable for even one dance and other times there are several girls I like. This was one of the former. An hour…

I used to go to follies more regularly and get excellent service from a house of attractive thin white ladies. Salt that is hard to find now. The club has shifted toward Hispanics in the…

I made a late night visit to Mardi gras around midnight alone and was pretty disappointed. I mean, the girls look good - I don't think ever saw a fatty - but they were hard…