Comments by JoeLoser

Happy Hour is $11 (close enough)

Thanks! The previous Lux has no tattoos. Last seen at 1st Ave Deja Vu

Is this a new Lux or the former Lux (spinner type)?

Excellent review and if AI generated it that AI knows a shit ton about Pandora's because this all reads as accurate.

Love is the worst. Last time I was there she yelled "oh so you only want the WHITE GIRLS" when I mentioned I had only been there 45 seconds and would like a minute to settle in and see who is dancing. I then had a very satisfying time with Pretty before leaving.

Plenty of club details.

Cream's tits are almost perfect feeling implants. Entice's tits are fine but hard. Saturdays is most likely Entice, who is a fun but mechanical experience

I think Morgan looks fantastic now. About 3/4 of the way back down to pre-covid days, but not as super skinny as she was.

*review OF the club.

For me, I prefer to write and read reviews that have some information in them about the club (cover charge [which you mention], entry procedure [they check vaccine cards here 75% of thr time], number of girls dancing, ethnicity mix, etc.) Your review is very specific to your experience ... I just don't think if a punter is deciding to go to this club based on your review, they are going to be persuaded by your "can't give out free massages anymore" review. It would be a great short comment on another review I'd the club.

I think Martina might surprise you. Pretty decent lap dances with exactly what you describe looking for. Excellent value.

I was there at the same time it seems. I got dances with Lucy, and they were topless and very good. Warmed me up until Diamond was ready for our efficient and satisfying 15 minute VIP room.

There is no way this is a club or shill review. Everything is accurate. Thanks for the review.

I had the same experience with Chandler. Seems consistent with attitude/pricing/look. Worth the trip to VIP for me.

Morgan is still Morgan, just thicker and blonder.

Two-way full contact.

I'm willing to bet if this is a legit review our reviewer is the first customer to "buy a girl a drink" in the history of this club.

30/300.