Reviews

I was in town with friends attending a conference. They drink and party a lot, so obviously we had to go to a strip club even though it was a Monday night. We picked Rhino because…

5 mos ago1

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Three nights in a row for Halloween

I went to Rhino Wednesday Thursday, Friday, Friday was Halloween. It was a mix of wow and disappointment. I’m writing this on Saturday and debating whether I will try Rhino agains tonight and Sunday in…

10 mos ago3

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Sunday Labor Day Weekend and Saturday 1 week later/NFL opening weekend

This is a comparison between Sapphire Sunday and Saturday and Rhino Sunday and Saturday. Sunday Labor Day Sapphire had the hotter and slimmer dancers compared to Rhino which had larger and older girls. But the Rhino…

11 mos ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Sunday Labor Day weekend B team

Read other reviews for the layout, this ain’t a home remodel show. lol Hanging out with friends all weekend so I couldn’t visit on Friday or Saturday which is prime time. I had to settle for…

12 mos ago1

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Quick and dirty review

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Hello boys! It's 1 am and I just got back to the Wynn from Rhino. I called for a limo pick up and confirmed that entry is still free with their limo. I called about…

Kingdom

Montréal, QC

Kingdom slightly edges out Chez Paree

I got to Kingdom around 1am, Saturday night. I was standing in front of Chez Paree, but decided instead of going there two nights in a row, I would try to Kingdom. I walked from Chez Peree…

Chez Paree

Montréal, QC

Friday night at the Chez

It’s 1am in Montreal. I just left Chez and got back to my hotel. All prices are in Canadian. 10 to enter, 5 to the door man, 23 plus 5 tip for two bottles of Perrier,…

1 yr ago2

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Surpising slow Vegas Saturday night at the Sapphire

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I read the comments from last night's review and I have to say Pawg Patrol was right. My bad. How is TUSCL ever going to win a journalism award if members half-ass their reports?? Lol So…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

They got to keep the lights on somehow

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It was the first time here since the remodel shut down the main dance area almost an eight months ago. I actually prefer the old layout even though the new remodel looks nicer and newer. In…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Surpised Wednesday NYE was disappointing

Happy New Year gentlemen! May our dollars go long and our d**ks longer. lol This review of Palomino is for Monday two weeks before NYE and Wednesday NYE. The quick is Monday two weeks before NYE was…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Slightly better than Sapphire this night but not as good last month

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went to Sapphire and didn’t like hanging out in the theater room because the main room is getting remodeled. I called Rhino for a free pick up. The girl told me it will…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Quick stop and exit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I’m in Vegas for the rodeo. Just kidding but the rodeo competition is here so there are a bunch of cowboys and cow girls in Vegas. I went to Sapphire 2am Saturday. I called for a…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Portland Saturday night part 2

I just left Rouge and walked over to Golden Dragon. There was a quick pat down with the security and then I walked upstairs to the second floor. Cover was $20. The place was basically one…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

4am starting at the Rhino

It’s Saturday F1 weekend in Vegas and windy as hell. I wanted to write this review about Rhino last weekend before going out. You guys can vote on Sapphire or Rhino for my next outing…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Portland Saturday part 1

I haven’t been in Portland since before the pandemic and Rouge was on my list for years but I had never visited. I found myself in Downtown Portland this Veterans holiday weekend and Rouge was…

1 yr ago2

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

The part 2 recon of Rhino and Sapphire

This is part 2 of my Saturday night in Vegas last weekend. A quick recap I called Rhino for a pick up for 1 person and got picked up around 1:15 am. Around 2:30 am…

2 yrs ago3

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The part one recon of Rhino and Sapphire

This review is from Saturday night two nights ago. I bought these highly recommended Haggar pants so even though it was way past my bedtime I felt obligated to push myself in the name of…

2 yrs ago1

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Saturday of Fourth of July Weekend

A group of us went to the only fully nude and alcohol strip club in Vegas the first Saturday after Independence Day. We called for the free Palomino pick up and ordered one bottle service.…

2 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

First time back to Sapphire since March 2020

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Saturday night, 12:15 am - 2:30 am at Sapphires. It was the first timeI in Sapphire LV since March 2020. I used to party here at least once a month with bottle service or free…

4 yrs ago

Alcatraz Strip Show Club

Athens, GR

Leaving Alcatraz in Athens

I am visiting Athens Greece and got a room at the Grand Hyatt Athens. Facing the hotel are three strip clubs across the street which is so tempting considering it is covid times which has…

4 yrs ago2

Pink Pony

Atlanta, GA

Stop 2 ATL Friday

Got some time at the airport to fire off my reviews of ATL. Pink was our second stop of the night after dinner at Cheetah. Cheetah had the best looking girls but my friend said he…

5 yrs ago3

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Stop 1 Friday ATL

My friends and I were fully vaxed and looking forward to a taste of our prepandemic lives. We decided to lite the fuse in ATL. Landed in ATL Friday evening and checked in to our hotel.…

5 yrs ago3

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Bare Elegance still got it!

Been a month since my shot time to go crazy. This review covers about 5 visits over the past three weeks. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Just like prepandemic, weeknights had more going on than…

5 yrs ago5

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

3rd club experience in Phoenix and 3rd club since pandemic lockdown