AverageFTW

O.k. I decided to check out this place based on the amazing reviews on here. It did not dissppoint in the least. The fact that you can just finger the girls in the shaving cream show is . . . mercy me! I decided I would go by, have a good time, go back out to grab dinner, and head back. That was a great plan for me. Taking a solo trip to Mexico was an adventure, but not difficult at all. This was my second night in Tijuana, and after a day of walking around I was looking forward to what was in store for me! I walked into the bar . . . no cover, no mandatory drink to get in. However, I did have a waiter lead me to a booth and I ordered a beer. Then before you know it, another waiter, brought me two georgeous young spinners. We talked for a bit, and they pushed hardcore for a 3-way. Now, I had planned to take three girls upstairs tonight, but not to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. They were convincing, and how could I turn away these cute 18 and 23 year old Latinas! We negotiated on price (which there was not much of a negotiation) but it was pretty standard . . . and slightly cheaper than had I taken two up seperately (especially the room price). What was awesome was the general look of approval from every dude as I was walking out with these two beauties. They were sexy! Up into the room, we get down to business, a little CBJ lots of FIV, and then I get to play with one girl while the other rides me cowgirl style. She was having a hard time taking what I was giving but liking it very much. Then the switch to the 18 year old, both of these girls were tight for "ladies of the night," but this girl was wow. The 23 yo must have really liked what was going on, because before both were not really willing to kiss, but while I was going doggy-style on the young one, the 23 yo was going in for some very passionate DFK. This lasted for a while until i popped! We go cleaned up, the older girl was talking about my size an how she was single and wanted my number. It felt like she was kidding a little, but I bet I could have gotten a little OTC action going on. Or . . . maybe they just say that to all the guys. Probably the latter of the two. Off to dinner on Revolucion. Then, back to HK . . . round two. Ding! Before I got hooked up with the two Mexican cuties earlier, I was eyeing this one girl in a pink skirt and glasses who was with another guy. REALLY amazing body and cute as hell face and personality. I caught her as she was standing on a mid-level with all of the other girls who are waiting for guys to just pick them up. We went to the top level of the club for a few cocktails . . . pretty standard that you buy the girls a drink - usually annoying because you usually don't finish what you order. She was grinding and being super-freaky right at the table - her marketing skills were on point. I had also medicated for performance earlier in the night, so I was ready to go - which was surprising to her! We went upstairs to a room, it was great, I lasted forever - thanks drugs! She was really sweet, spoke broken english and was also complaining about how large I was - I think - lots of the words negro (Spanish for black). I'm a white guy. It was awesome. I get this a lot, and I just assume girls are just saying this because they say it to everyone. Maybe someone can shed some light on that for me. We did a number of positions and finally she was begging for me to finish (guess she had enough, lol). This was awesome sex. She let me back down to the club. I should mention . . . I mostly paid in pesos, but there are a lot of dollars around and some being given in change. So, it is easy to tip your hotel staff as you are walking out with a buck - I followed everyone's advice and did that. Back down in the club, this time I only had enough money for a lapper and a ride home. I thought I would end the night with a lap dance. I looked and looked for a girl I thought would be hot and frisky. I settled on the only asian girl in the place. As we sat and had a drink she did lots of grinding, but it was a little weird that as she was, she also had her phone out texting (or something). She tried to talk me into a room, but I asked if we could just do a vip lapper. She agreed and we went to the back. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY! This was the most uninspired private lap dance I have ever received. Hell, most of the time she was texting on her phone (facing away from me), not even concerned about giving a quality lap dance. It was all in all, kind of a disappointing end to an otherwise amazing night.

This will be just another happy entry in all of the entries on this "Bar." There is not a whole lot of pretense about what you are there for. My first night in Tijuana on a solo vacation - mainly because of the suggestions from this site. I stayed on Revolucion in a really nice AirBnB and took a quick $5 cab ride to Adelita Bar. The cabbies aren't much for english, but they know how to get you where you're going. Monday night, so there wasn't a cover charge. Easy walk in and yes, there seem to be a bit more locals than at Hong Kong, but this was my first visit to any of the Zona Norte clubs, so it was all a wonderland to me. Sat down at a little booth in the middle of the place and ordered a beer, and it didn't take any time before a cute thing was chatting me up. She was in my acceptable hot range, so we agreed to go upstairs (to the hotel). I had my own condoms because I had heard about the cheap ones they provide. All easy enough, the price was the same as everyone has quoted on here - except this girl wanted a little tip for herself after the deed was done. I indulged her, but decided that wasn't going to happen again, and it didn't. The funny part is the awkward cleaning up when you are done. Oh well. This was my first night, and I was planning on having a more active schedule the next day/night, so I got in a cab (they were waiting and pushy) and went back to the hotel. The yellow cabs must have a deal with Adelita and the white cabs must have their deal with Hong Kong. All and all, a good experience, and I may go back some day. I never felt threatened or unsafe.

In Austin for the weekend, decide to check this place out based on reviews, thought I might be able to get some bargain dances. $10 dances on main floor. $20 in VIP. $25 for VIP access. I walked in around 12:30 PM on Sunday. Only 3 girls there at first. Was the first person there. Immediately a Hispanic dancer (middle aged) about a 5 or 6 was in my lap pushing for a dance - there wasn't any other selection so I went with it. Pretty high mileage $10 dance, with basically a BJ through the shorts (I'm telling you, hybrid shorts and going commando communicate that you are there to play)! Convinced me that it would be worth it to pay for the VIP. The advantage of no one being in the club is that the semi private VIP is private. The full menu was offered, we decided to add a 2nd girl in, too. Negotiated a fair price based on what money I had left to spend. 2 girls, 2 CBJ, 1 FS for $240 is not bad and I didn't even have to pay for the very private dance area. The girls are not the most georgeous but that is why the mileage was so high. Good enough for a quickie before I head back home! Also, the girls there will just start grabbing your junk to sell you on the private dances.