Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 23)

I finally had the opportunity to spend some time with Carmen and I am glad I did. Carmen is cute, young with light brown hair just past her shoulders, brown eyes, a dazzling smile and wonderful natural breasts. She is young enough to have a little giggle to go along with her jiggle and she is new enough to this business to not be jaded. We did the standard, "How do you do? Nice to meet you!" dance and then extended it another 15 minutes to become more acquainted. I definitely recommend spending some time and money on this delightful young lady.

Attention whore!

You clearly stated that you and your wife enjoy the stage show and are not interested in Private Rooms. That is why you enjoyed the Foxy more than Desire. Foxy is the best place in Providence for a stage set (Although some of the newer day girls are working the pole pretty well these days). Others can and will chime in but I believe your review was accurate for a Desire Saturday night and while Desire is couples friendly, the girls make their money in the VIP. And, yes, desertscrub is a total douche.

I stop in every once in a while if I'm running early for an appointment at another club. Sometimes, their is someone on stage and sometimes not. Sometimes the stage performer is up there for 5 or 6 songs. Always, the girls not sitting at the bar with someone are buried in their phone. Sometimes there are 3 girls there and sometimes there are 10 or 12. It is the chicken or the egg conundrum. You can't attract more customers without hot girls and structure. You can't attract hot girls and enforce structure when there are so few customers. If I was Francis, I would upgrade the VIP rooms, enforce a no phones on the floor rule, eliminate any house fees and have an "Amateur Night" with a $500 first prize to attract new dancers and new customers.

@Aussie: Lust doesn't give you an advantage in a time constrained visit. Initiative does. Survey the club to see if there's someone that fits your physical preference and take action. Every girl is different. Some may welcome straight to the point negotiations and some may not. Generous is never a bad option. But, if you are looking for the Ivanna experience, you may need to get on her schedule.

You have reviewed this club twice in the last seven years. Forty-three different reviewers have submitted 1,200 reviews. Ninety-five percent are positive. I have frequented this club, at least, once a week since it opened. I can remember three times when there wasn't anyone there I would take to VIP. You've reviewed the club twice and both times you had an experience that happens once in a blue moon. Maybe it's you!

With the risk of sounding like the desert douche, I have to agree with the loper. This reads like an essay prepared for The New Yorker. I'm not sure how he spent $450 on the VIP and then tipped the girls that stayed more than a minute and managed to spend less than $500. He must have left thirsty!

An accurate description of what was once the best club in Providence.

As you can tell from my list, I am almost exclusively a day guy these days. And as you know from past reviews, I am almost exclusively a Kai guy. At my Thursday lunch date yesterday afternoon I saw at least 5 girls I've never seen before. I have never seen the four girls that Bitcoin mentioned so I can't comment on them. The comment section is where anyone that wants to add to my list is welcome, and encouraged, to do so.

Champhilly, I don't want to hurt your feelings but remember the old adage, " It is better to remain silent and have others wonder if you a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." This club needs no shills!

As the oldest member of the Kai Fan Club ...wait...as the longest active member of the Kai Fan Club let me say, PapaBearB, that no offense is taken. What makes this place great now is what made Baskin Robbins great when I was a kid...57 Flavors. Kai is my Rum Raisin! BTW Luv, it doesn't necessarily work that way.

But not that old! And, I did have to wait a little past our 3PM lunch date because she did a dance with a new customer that wanted to do a 1/2 hour instead of 15 minutes.

On a typical afternoon you see 12 girls. Most are 7 or up. Some have an expanded menu. Some do not. Top club in Providence on atypical afternoon you see 25 or 30 girls. More than half are 7 or up. There are actually more good looking girls in Providence than in Brockton but Brockton appears to have more because their are no 5's. In Providence there are.

@pussylicker 75 degrees in March feels like 90

And there is the obligatory bullshit post from desert douche! I was in Friday afternoon as well. I was told 19 girls called out. The theory was that they partied so hard on St Paddy's Day that they couldn't make it on Friday. I'm one of those that swear by her because she is my type with her looks and her personality. We have developed a great chemistry over the years. Based on your descriptions of the girls, Piper is an outlier if grouped with Alana, Melissa and Abby but she should be on everyone's "Hit List". And, BTW, desertscrub is a total fraud that reviews two clubs in Arizona and has contributed nothing to this site with his thousands of "Fake Review" comments. It's not a fake review when everyone that actually goes to the club agrees with it! I was there and it is spot on. (Except for the "decent body" comment!) ;>)

Gia worked in Providence for a while because they opened up before Brockton. I thought that would have influenced her performance. I did some very physical dances downstairs in the cubicles but when, at her suggestion, I brought it upstairs and spent Providence money for Providence services, I was denied.

Not saying there aren't some "BBW" at CD but if there are 30 girls there and there are (3) too big for me, it's not really an issue. If there are only 10 and (5) are too big for me, that's an issue.

I got to Providence a little early so I stopped in to kill some time before my Thursday lunch date. 30 guys, 10 or 12 girls, half black, half white, mostly thick to chubby. Few above 6. Went to my lunch date, 40 guys, 30 girls, black, white, Hispanic, Asians. Most above a 6, many above 7, some 8 or 9. With the shear size of the facility and two floors of stage I don't know how this place can't be better.

DeclinetoState: I'm guessing she didn't want to chip a nail on his zipper...but that's just a guess!

I don't know why we even acknowledge his existence. I have reviewed Desire more often than any other club in RI because I go to Desire more than any other club in RI because, IMHO, it is the best club in RI. Desire has the best combination of hot girls (partly because there's so many of them), excellent service, outstanding privacy which allows for "excellent service".

BTW, ignore the negative reviews. If you take a few minutes to review the pending reviews, you'll see 6 sentences that get approved

I stopped in today an there was a plethora of attractive women. Kendall, Bruna, Jada, Vee, Ivana, Julissa, Ali, Angie, Sassy, Winter, Allana, Dallas, Kimberly, Maria, Arriana, Sage I spent a little time getting to know Winter and I think that she is a delightful, beautiful, sexy young woman.

Mrprov: It's capitalism at its finest. It's a supply and demand situation. If things are slow and the traffic is low, a girl might give you a discount. If a girl has plenty of options, she charges full price. Top of the market girls ALWAYS charge full price. But, as I mentioned earlier, some girls do really well with NO or LIMITED extras. Those that ARE doing extras are usually in the price range I stated above.

I don't want to accuse anyone of being a cheapskate but the price structure was explained to me by one of the ladies a while ago. The RI Experience: For a 15 minute VIP it is $40 to the House and $100 to the girl. That buys a bump and grind, sexy and teasing, caressing (not the kitty) and stoking (over the clothes) dance. For each additional service (if available) add $50. (HJ-$150, BJ-$200, FS-250) Many of the girls, the smart ones, don't elevate the services unless you start off at 30 minutes. I've heard the story of one of the more experienced dancers going ballistic on some of the younger girls that were giving BJ's for the base price. Some of the girls make plenty with NO or limited extras. Some struggle even with a full menu. Obviously in the most basic example of capitalism, each girl makes what she can based on her looks and skills.

My only disagreement is that you were going to desire too often. I don't believe that's possib;e ;>)