Reviews

26 reviews by Ted1982

AJ's Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

Discovering the J in AJ’s

Headed to AJ’s after a quick scouting trip to Club 205. You can see that review on that page. The parking lot is on the other side of the building from Stark. Main entrance is…

1 day ago

Club 205

Portland, OR

Hot dancers, cheap drinks, no extras

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Salutations fellow mongers, I found myself in Portland on a business trip, and had an afternoon to myself to find some good trouble. Decided to get a coffee at a bikini shack then head to a…

2 mos ago

Perky Bikini Cups

San Antonio, TX

So we’re reviewing bikini espresso trailers now? Fair enough… And wouldn’t you know it, there’s a new one in San Antonio, posted up right across the street from the HEB off Nogalitos. Is the trailer nice…

4 mos ago3

Jaguars Club San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

No one ever said fun was free

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Salutations fellow mongers, I decided to take a quick scouting trip to Jaguars, which is at the former Ricks Cabaret in SA. It’s tucked in an industrial park in the northeast part of town along I-35.…

5 mos ago

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Decent break from traffic, but not much more than that

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

6 mos ago

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

Sunday Funday or Barren Wasteland

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

11 mos ago2

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

Diamond? Perhaps cubic zirconia is more suitable

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Salutations fellow mongers. I found myself in Sin city yet again on business, but this time I decided to venture out to some of the ‘paths least treaded’ in order to explore for myself and…

1 yr ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

BYOB + Full Nudity = LD and eventually OTC

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I’m in Vegas for a few days, so I decided to go check out a couple clubs. I’ve been to a few of the more “top tier” clubs, so I decided to travel a bit…

1 yr ago2

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, HI

Fun things come in small (expensive) packages

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This was my first visit to Hawaii, so I decided to see about delving deep within all of its treasures. Hawaii By Night is a very interesting place. Very small, very limited seating, but it’s a…

1 yr ago2

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, TX

A Massive Shift in the San Antonio SC Scene

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Salutations, fellow mongers. I hope your bellies were full at Thanksgiving, your stockings full at Christmas, and your laps full with dancers. This isn’t much of a club review, as the club hasn’t changed much in…

1 yr ago1

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, TX

Palace is #1 in SATX

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had a client cancel on me, so I decided to partake in a lunch with a view. My decision didn’t disappoint. With the SA Men’s Club a shell of its former self (actually more like…

1 yr ago1

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, TX

San Antonio Men’s Club is Back in Business, sort of

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Salutations fellow mongers. Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…

2 yrs ago

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

Hole in the wall, but not in a bad way

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I walked up to CP after the Formula One Grand Prix for a drink after the race. Wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was pleasantly surprised. Walked in to a single room bar. No cover,…

2 yrs ago1

Sugar's

San Antonio, TX

Sweet Treats in a Party Atmosphere

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If you’re looking for a strip club that has a fast paced party atmosphere in SATX, then look no further than Sugars. I ventured out to see what has become of this older club. The last…

3 yrs ago4

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Changes to prices and policies.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Decided to drop in on a Friday after work. This was one of those work weeks where a couple of hours were needed to be spent away from reality in order to decompress, and not…

3 yrs ago

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Goodbye XTC, Hello Scarlett’s

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Greets and salutations fellow mongers, Scarlett’s SA has been doing the social media blitz for this club, advertising their improvements and hyping this club up. I decided to go visit for an hour or so on…

4 yrs ago1

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

RIP Rick’s Cabaret San Antonio

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Well, here’s an update on the changing of the SC scene in San Antonio. Rick’s Cabaret in San Antonio is no more. This place off Brewster St is undergoing a renovation/rebranding as Jaguar’s Cabaret (Also an…

4 yrs ago6

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Huge changes to the SATX Strip Club Scene?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Greetings fellow mongers. A rare weekday opened up on my schedule, so I decided to seek out some adult fun. First stop was The Palace, for which I will submit a subsequent review. The second stop…

4 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Most recent Ricks adventure; WOW

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Considering the unprecedented times in which we live, I’d like to regale you all, my fellow mongers, with my most recent visit to a nudie bar. This took place in August of 2019, on a…

6 yrs ago1

Sugar's

San Antonio, TX

Pour some Sugars on my lunch hour

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Greetings fellow mongers, A few weeks ago I decided to break the mold and pay my local kandy factory a visit. (Not a manufacturer of confection treats, but one who produces girls named ‘Kandy with a…

6 yrs ago

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Disappointment after disappointment

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Greetings fellow mongers. One fine Saturday I found myself driving through Austin heading south towards the airport. I had plenty of time to kill before I needed to head out,…

7 yrs ago

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, TX

VIP a good, not great

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I will preface this with the face that I’m not necessarily a “I have to get VIP” kinda club frequenter. This time was different, and I’ve gotta tell you, I’m not sure I’ll return to…

7 yrs ago2

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Poor waitstaff, solid dancers

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon for lunch. It's in the middle of an industrial area, so it's quite interesting to find. Not sure how sketchy the area is at night, but during the…

8 yrs ago

All Stars

San Antonio, TX

Lunch, Lap Dance, And The Low Down (on Sugars)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came here for a lunch before a 3 day weekend. Had the Pork Chops, which were on special. The food here is above average I'd say. Well worth the money. Anyway, I counted 16 dancers.…

8 yrs ago

Vanity Factory

San Antonio, TX

Closed, reopened as "Trophies"

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went with a couple friends on a random Saturday night while this place was still called Vanity Factory, trying to relive the old glory days of college as you will. Dancers were friendly, but average. Drinks…

8 yrs ago

Reviews

Discovering the J in AJ’s

Hot dancers, cheap drinks, no extras

Flash and a Frap

No one ever said fun was free

Decent break from traffic, but not much more than that

Sunday Funday or Barren Wasteland

Diamond? Perhaps cubic zirconia is more suitable

BYOB + Full Nudity = LD and eventually OTC

Fun things come in small (expensive) packages

A Massive Shift in the San Antonio SC Scene

Palace is #1 in SATX

San Antonio Men’s Club is Back in Business, sort of

Hole in the wall, but not in a bad way

Sweet Treats in a Party Atmosphere

Changes to prices and policies.

Goodbye XTC, Hello Scarlett’s

RIP Rick’s Cabaret San Antonio

Huge changes to the SATX Strip Club Scene?

Most recent Ricks adventure; WOW

Pour some Sugars on my lunch hour

Disappointment after disappointment

VIP a good, not great

Poor waitstaff, solid dancers

Lunch, Lap Dance, And The Low Down (on Sugars)

Closed, reopened as "Trophies"

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