Reviews by Ted1982

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

Salutations fellow mongers. I found myself in Sin city yet again on business, but this time I decided to venture out to some of the ‘paths least treaded’ in order to explore for myself and…

I’m in Vegas for a few days, so I decided to go check out a couple clubs. I’ve been to a few of the more “top tier” clubs, so I decided to travel a bit…

This was my first visit to Hawaii, so I decided to see about delving deep within all of its treasures. Hawaii By Night is a very interesting place. Very small, very limited seating, but it’s a…

Salutations, fellow mongers. I hope your bellies were full at Thanksgiving, your stockings full at Christmas, and your laps full with dancers. This isn’t much of a club review, as the club hasn’t changed much in…

I had a client cancel on me, so I decided to partake in a lunch with a view. My decision didn’t disappoint. With the SA Men’s Club a shell of its former self (actually more like…

Salutations fellow mongers. Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…

I walked up to CP after the Formula One Grand Prix for a drink after the race. Wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was pleasantly surprised. Walked in to a single room bar. No cover,…

If you’re looking for a strip club that has a fast paced party atmosphere in SATX, then look no further than Sugars. I ventured out to see what has become of this older club. The last…

Decided to drop in on a Friday after work. This was one of those work weeks where a couple of hours were needed to be spent away from reality in order to decompress, and not…

Greets and salutations fellow mongers, Scarlett’s SA has been doing the social media blitz for this club, advertising their improvements and hyping this club up. I decided to go visit for an hour or so on…

Well, here’s an update on the changing of the SC scene in San Antonio. Rick’s Cabaret in San Antonio is no more. This place off Brewster St is undergoing a renovation/rebranding as Jaguar’s Cabaret (Also an…

Greetings fellow mongers. A rare weekday opened up on my schedule, so I decided to seek out some adult fun. First stop was The Palace, for which I will submit a subsequent review. The second stop…

Considering the unprecedented times in which we live, I’d like to regale you all, my fellow mongers, with my most recent visit to a nudie bar. This took place in August of 2019, on a…

Greetings fellow mongers, A few weeks ago I decided to break the mold and pay my local kandy factory a visit. (Not a manufacturer of confection treats, but one who produces girls named ‘Kandy with a…

Greetings fellow mongers. One fine Saturday I found myself driving through Austin heading south towards the airport. I had plenty of time to kill before I needed to head out,…

I will preface this with the face that I’m not necessarily a “I have to get VIP” kinda club frequenter. This time was different, and I’ve gotta tell you, I’m not sure I’ll return to…

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon for lunch. It's in the middle of an industrial area, so it's quite interesting to find. Not sure how sketchy the area is at night, but during the…

Came here for a lunch before a 3 day weekend. Had the Pork Chops, which were on special. The food here is above average I'd say. Well worth the money. Anyway, I counted 16 dancers.…

Went with a couple friends on a random Saturday night while this place was still called Vanity Factory, trying to relive the old glory days of college as you will. Dancers were friendly, but average. Drinks…

Came here for lunch one fair Friday. They had a BBQ buffet for about $6. Not too bad. They also had $3 domestics which is hard to beat at any bar! Dancers were decent. Didn't…