Reviews by Ted1982
Submit a ReviewDivas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln
Austin, TX 78744
Sunday Funday or Barren Wasteland
Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about.
Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(Lingxiaoyu )
Oct 17, 2025, 12:35 PM
Diamond Cabaret
3177 S Highland Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Diamond? Perhaps cubic zirconia is more suitable
Salutations fellow mongers.
I found myself in Sin city yet again on business, but this time I decided to venture out to some of the ‘paths least treaded’ in order to explore for myself and…
May 31, 2025, 4:16 PM
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89102
BYOB + Full Nudity = LD and eventually OTC
I’m in Vegas for a few days, so I decided to go check out a couple clubs. I’ve been to a few of the more “top tier” clubs, so I decided to travel a bit…
2 commentslast: 7 mos ago(JasonMckin)
Apr 15, 2025, 12:30 AM
Hawaii by Night
339 Royal Hawaiian Ave
Honolulu, HI 96815
Fun things come in small (expensive) packages
This was my first visit to Hawaii, so I decided to see about delving deep within all of its treasures.
Hawaii By Night is a very interesting place. Very small, very limited seating, but it’s a…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(BuckMcNutter)
Feb 26, 2025, 2:51 PM
Perfect Ten
111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
A Massive Shift in the San Antonio SC Scene
Salutations, fellow mongers. I hope your bellies were full at Thanksgiving, your stockings full at Christmas, and your laps full with dancers.
This isn’t much of a club review, as the club hasn’t changed much in…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(wallanon)
Dec 3, 2024, 4:08 PM
The Palace Gentlemen's Club
2482 NE Interstate 410 Loop
San Antonio, TX 78217
Palace is #1 in SATX
I had a client cancel on me, so I decided to partake in a lunch with a view. My decision didn’t disappoint.
With the SA Men’s Club a shell of its former self (actually more like…
1 commentslast: 12 mos ago(rogertex)
Oct 4, 2024, 2:54 PM
San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy
San Antonio, TX 78218
San Antonio Men’s Club is Back in Business, sort of
Salutations fellow mongers.
Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…
Feb 17, 2024, 12:31 PM
Club Platinum
311 E Flamingo Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89169
Hole in the wall, but not in a bad way
I walked up to CP after the Formula One Grand Prix for a drink after the race. Wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Walked in to a single room bar. No cover,…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(59)
Dec 1, 2023, 3:52 PM
Sugar's
2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
Sweet Treats in a Party Atmosphere
If you’re looking for a strip club that has a fast paced party atmosphere in SATX, then look no further than Sugars.
I ventured out to see what has become of this older club. The last…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Greedoshot2)
Aug 22, 2023, 2:05 PM
Scarlett’s San Antonio
2023 Sable Ln
San Antonio, TX 78217
Changes to prices and policies.
Decided to drop in on a Friday after work. This was one of those work weeks where a couple of hours were needed to be spent away from reality in order to decompress, and not…
Jun 17, 2023, 5:53 PM
Scarlett’s San Antonio
2023 Sable Ln
San Antonio, TX 78217
Goodbye XTC, Hello Scarlett’s
Greets and salutations fellow mongers,
Scarlett’s SA has been doing the social media blitz for this club, advertising their improvements and hyping this club up. I decided to go visit for an hour or so on…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(wallanon)
Sep 9, 2022, 2:30 PM
Rick's Cabaret San Antonio
5418 Brewster St
San Antonio, TX 78233
RIP Rick’s Cabaret San Antonio
Well, here’s an update on the changing of the SC scene in San Antonio.
Rick’s Cabaret in San Antonio is no more. This place off Brewster St is undergoing a renovation/rebranding as Jaguar’s Cabaret (Also an…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Billzilla)
Jul 18, 2022, 1:59 PM
Rick's Cabaret San Antonio
5418 Brewster St
San Antonio, TX 78233
Huge changes to the SATX Strip Club Scene?
Greetings fellow mongers.
A rare weekday opened up on my schedule, so I decided to seek out some adult fun. First stop was The Palace, for which I will submit a subsequent review.
The second stop…
Apr 26, 2022, 11:58 AM
Rick's Cabaret San Antonio
5418 Brewster St
San Antonio, TX 78233
Most recent Ricks adventure; WOW
Considering the unprecedented times in which we live, I’d like to regale you all, my fellow mongers, with my most recent visit to a nudie bar. This took place in August of 2019, on a…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wallanon)
May 27, 2020, 7:29 AM
Sugar's
2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
Pour some Sugars on my lunch hour
Greetings fellow mongers,
A few weeks ago I decided to break the mold and pay my local kandy factory a visit. (Not a manufacturer of confection treats, but one who produces girls named ‘Kandy with a…
Oct 27, 2019, 11:56 AM
Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy
Austin, Tx 78741
Disappointment after disappointment
Greetings fellow mongers.
One fine Saturday I found myself driving through Austin heading south towards the airport. I had plenty of time to kill before I needed to head out,…
Jun 4, 2019, 2:43 AM
San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy
San Antonio, TX 78218
VIP a good, not great
I will preface this with the face that I’m not necessarily a “I have to get VIP” kinda club frequenter. This time was different, and I’ve gotta tell you, I’m not sure I’ll return to…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Ted1982)
Jan 17, 2019, 4:04 AM
Rick's Cabaret San Antonio
5418 Brewster St
San Antonio, TX 78233
Poor waitstaff, solid dancers
Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon for lunch. It's in the middle of an industrial area, so it's quite interesting to find. Not sure how sketchy the area is at night, but during the…
Jun 12, 2018, 9:05 PM
All Stars
9440 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio, TX 78229
Lunch, Lap Dance, And The Low Down (on Sugars)
Came here for a lunch before a 3 day weekend. Had the Pork Chops, which were on special. The food here is above average I'd say. Well worth the money.
Anyway, I counted 16 dancers.…
Mar 28, 2018, 6:23 AM
Vanity Factory
2819 I- 410 Access Rd, San Antonio, TX 78230, USA*
Closed, reopened as "Trophies"
Went with a couple friends on a random Saturday night while this place was still called Vanity Factory, trying to relive the old glory days of college as you will.
Dancers were friendly, but average. Drinks…
Dec 19, 2017, 10:09 PM















