Reviews

25 reviews by Ted1982

Club 205

Portland, OR

Hot dancers, cheap drinks, no extras

Salutations fellow mongers, I found myself in Portland on a business trip, and had an afternoon to myself to find some good trouble. Decided to get a coffee at a bikini shack then head to a…

4 days ago

Perky Bikini Cups

San Antonio, TX

Flash and a Frap

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So we’re reviewing bikini espresso trailers now? Fair enough… And wouldn’t you know it, there’s a new one in San Antonio, posted up right across the street from the HEB off Nogalitos. Is the trailer nice…

1 mo ago1

Jaguars Club San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

No one ever said fun was free

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Salutations fellow mongers, I decided to take a quick scouting trip to Jaguars, which is at the former Ricks Cabaret in SA. It’s tucked in an industrial park in the northeast part of town along I-35.…

2 mos ago

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Decent break from traffic, but not much more than that

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

4 mos ago

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

Sunday Funday or Barren Wasteland

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

9 mos ago2

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

Diamond? Perhaps cubic zirconia is more suitable

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Salutations fellow mongers. I found myself in Sin city yet again on business, but this time I decided to venture out to some of the ‘paths least treaded’ in order to explore for myself and…

1 yr ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

BYOB + Full Nudity = LD and eventually OTC

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I’m in Vegas for a few days, so I decided to go check out a couple clubs. I’ve been to a few of the more “top tier” clubs, so I decided to travel a bit…

1 yr ago2

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, HI

Fun things come in small (expensive) packages

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This was my first visit to Hawaii, so I decided to see about delving deep within all of its treasures. Hawaii By Night is a very interesting place. Very small, very limited seating, but it’s a…

1 yr ago2

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, TX

A Massive Shift in the San Antonio SC Scene

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Salutations, fellow mongers. I hope your bellies were full at Thanksgiving, your stockings full at Christmas, and your laps full with dancers. This isn’t much of a club review, as the club hasn’t changed much in…

1 yr ago1

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, TX

Palace is #1 in SATX

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had a client cancel on me, so I decided to partake in a lunch with a view. My decision didn’t disappoint. With the SA Men’s Club a shell of its former self (actually more like…

1 yr ago1

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, TX

San Antonio Men’s Club is Back in Business, sort of

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Salutations fellow mongers. Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…

2 yrs ago

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

Hole in the wall, but not in a bad way

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I walked up to CP after the Formula One Grand Prix for a drink after the race. Wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was pleasantly surprised. Walked in to a single room bar. No cover,…

2 yrs ago1

Sugar's

San Antonio, TX

Sweet Treats in a Party Atmosphere

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If you’re looking for a strip club that has a fast paced party atmosphere in SATX, then look no further than Sugars. I ventured out to see what has become of this older club. The last…

2 yrs ago4

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Changes to prices and policies.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Decided to drop in on a Friday after work. This was one of those work weeks where a couple of hours were needed to be spent away from reality in order to decompress, and not…

3 yrs ago

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Goodbye XTC, Hello Scarlett’s

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Greets and salutations fellow mongers, Scarlett’s SA has been doing the social media blitz for this club, advertising their improvements and hyping this club up. I decided to go visit for an hour or so on…

3 yrs ago1

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

RIP Rick’s Cabaret San Antonio

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Well, here’s an update on the changing of the SC scene in San Antonio. Rick’s Cabaret in San Antonio is no more. This place off Brewster St is undergoing a renovation/rebranding as Jaguar’s Cabaret (Also an…

4 yrs ago6

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Huge changes to the SATX Strip Club Scene?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Greetings fellow mongers. A rare weekday opened up on my schedule, so I decided to seek out some adult fun. First stop was The Palace, for which I will submit a subsequent review. The second stop…

4 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Most recent Ricks adventure; WOW

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Considering the unprecedented times in which we live, I’d like to regale you all, my fellow mongers, with my most recent visit to a nudie bar. This took place in August of 2019, on a…

6 yrs ago1

Sugar's

San Antonio, TX

Pour some Sugars on my lunch hour

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Greetings fellow mongers, A few weeks ago I decided to break the mold and pay my local kandy factory a visit. (Not a manufacturer of confection treats, but one who produces girls named ‘Kandy with a…

6 yrs ago

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Disappointment after disappointment

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Greetings fellow mongers. One fine Saturday I found myself driving through Austin heading south towards the airport. I had plenty of time to kill before I needed to head out,…

7 yrs ago

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, TX

VIP a good, not great

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I will preface this with the face that I’m not necessarily a “I have to get VIP” kinda club frequenter. This time was different, and I’ve gotta tell you, I’m not sure I’ll return to…

7 yrs ago2

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Poor waitstaff, solid dancers

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon for lunch. It's in the middle of an industrial area, so it's quite interesting to find. Not sure how sketchy the area is at night, but during the…

8 yrs ago

All Stars

San Antonio, TX

Lunch, Lap Dance, And The Low Down (on Sugars)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Came here for a lunch before a 3 day weekend. Had the Pork Chops, which were on special. The food here is above average I'd say. Well worth the money. Anyway, I counted 16 dancers.…

8 yrs ago

Vanity Factory

San Antonio, TX

Closed, reopened as "Trophies"

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went with a couple friends on a random Saturday night while this place was still called Vanity Factory, trying to relive the old glory days of college as you will. Dancers were friendly, but average. Drinks…

8 yrs ago

All Stars

San Antonio, TX

Steak, Fries, beer, & Ladies

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Came here for lunch one fair Friday. They had a BBQ buffet for about $6. Not too bad. They also had $3 domestics which is hard to beat at any bar! Dancers were decent. Didn't…

9 yrs ago