Reviews

Cruised down Hwy3 and ventured into Brooklyn, Illinois. Unarmed and unafraid! What a shock! 2:30 pm, Roxys was CLOSED, the two black clubs were closed. It looked like everyone left Brooklyn and turned out the…

A friend visiting from out of town insisted that I escort him to Washington Park for an afternoon of prurient pursuits. I suggested a trip to Cahokia Mounds as the only reason to venture…

Drove down hwy111 through scenic Washington Park. The parking lots at WiseGuys and Cheeks were being paved (I kid you not: pavement in Washington Park!) and the parking areas were roped off. Saw one car…

I drove by Roxys in the afternoon of Wednesday, July 11, 2018 and it looked like it was still closed. The week before, EMS had to evacuate the club and several were hospitalized, including two responding…

Cheeks had been closed on the day shift and weekends. I was unaware of this since I had not visited there in quite sometime, and I just happened to arrive on the Sunday that it…

Haven't been to this fine establishment in quite a while. For those seeking attractive strippers and contact, the east side is the preferred destination. If, however, you are low on funds, and not needing a quickie…

Drove by Cheeks and saw one car on the lot. I was curious so I called the club; to my surprise the phone was answered (a nice change, previously the phone was never answered) and…

Sunday noonish, threat of an ice storm in the area, so why not risk life and limb and visit Washington Park? Now you know my horndog state of mind. Decided to go for the gold…

Rolled down 111 and did a recon on the clubs. At 12:45 two cars in parking lot at WiseGuys, three cars at Cheeks. Stuck my head in Cheeks, Precious and Kendra on tap, Skittles supposed…

I haven't visited this club in several months and decided to see if things had improved. 4PM visit, board show 3 dancers, only one at the bar and she was playing with her phone, another…

Dollies, as many of you know, serves a specific clientele: horny, cheap, and not picky. Pretty much describes my visit. Low on funds, low on time, but needing the attention of a willing female. $2 cover for…

I've never had a bad experience at WiseGuys. As always, you could catch a bad day, but I have always gotten my moneys worth. Arrived early afternoon (1:30ish) and 5 dancers in the club, a…