Reviews by cfguy

I visited late afternoon on a recent weekday. The parking lot and the club were pretty empty — maybe 3 others and me. Cover was waived, but I was obliged to purchase an overpriced drink.…

I’ve been to this club several times, each visit separated by several months, and the experience is consistent, in a good way. The club presents ample, safe parking, a pretty expansive seating area, reasonably-priced drinks,…

Stopped by mid drive, not sure what to expect, and of course, the Cafe is basically unchanged. Same layout (I opted for a seat at the "bar" inside to the right), same vibe (South Florida…

After reading all the reviews, it seemed like Bare Assets was the sole place in town to try out. I visited early evening on a weeknight. Paid no cover and walked into a relatively quiet…

Read the reviews and decided I’d take the plunge – midday on a weekday. As advised, I parked across the street to avoid the hassle of valet. There are definitely signs that warn of towing,…

After doing a bit of research, I concluded this was the best choice in town, and after experiencing it firsthand, I was not disappointed. The club is set up with a stage in the middle,…

And wow, did I enjoy it. Walked in around 7:00 on a Tuesday and was immediately impressed by the quantity of dancers walking around in various states of undress. Once past the front bar, there's…

Like the title says, this place may be the cleanest club I have ever visited. The place felt newish, and it lacked the level of grime that many of its peers possess. Visited on a…

Arrived at the club early afternoon, paid cover, and proceeded to sit down. Was required to buy a nonalcoholic drink. Club feels clean (as clean as this sort of establishment can be). Sparsely attended, though…

Walked into the club at about 10 pm, not expecting much. Paid cover at the door and took a seat on the rail with one other patron. Enjoyed three dancers go through a standard series…