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14 reviews by parkoos

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

EXPENSIVE AS FUCK ZERO MILEAGE

Went here for my buddy's bachelor party a few weeks back. I was in charge of setting this up so I purchased the Jacks and 10's package from the website for $695 before going. They…

3 yrs ago5

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

back room is closed off so very little privacy for dances

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Showed up around 10pm the Friday before last (4/5/19). Went through the metal detector and paid the $15 cover and I was in. On this trip it was their 30 anniversary party all day/night so…

7 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

good first time at church

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've been wanting to check this place out for a long time. Last Friday afternoon I was in the area and had a little bit of time so why not? Arrived about 3pm and was…

7 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

good first time at church

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've been wanting to check this place out for a long time. Last Friday afternoon I was in the area and had a little bit of time so why not? Arrived about 3pm and was…

7 yrs ago

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

Coked up girl wouldn't shut up

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've previously had some great times at Vivid but this last time was a bit of a letdown. Arrived on a Friday night around 11pm and paid the cover of $10-$15 (I can't remember exactly…

7 yrs ago4

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

possibly the cheapest club in the US

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had wanted to go into Chicago for my strip club jollies but ended up here since it wasn't far from my hotel. Bring cash, no credit cards are accepted here. Just a heads up. Arrived…

7 yrs ago2

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

one gem made it worth the trip

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Hadn't been here in about 15 years and was curious so a buddy and I made the pilgrimmage to the the Colorado on Saturday night. Can't miss it. Big sign that looks like it belongs…

8 yrs ago2

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Lap Dances Aren't Topless But The Club Is Nude???? Wtf???

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I only went to this club in Baltimore. Based on reviews it seems other clubs have the same pricing structure but if you aren't used to it, it will blow your mind. So cover was…

8 yrs ago6

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

Great Time, Definitely Going Back!

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

There weren't many patrons or dancers there but I ended up meeting a very attractive Cuban girl (blonde, athletic, 38C bolt ons) that actually spoke decent english. After a drink we both made our way…

8 yrs ago

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

Do Not Go Here- Extortion

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I'd like to state that this was actually a fairly positive experience until I went to sign my tab. Will get back to that. There were less than 10 dancers on shift but it was a…

8 yrs ago5

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

A good review that is way overdue

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I just wrote about my meh experience at the Men's Club and realized I forgot to give a good review when I visited Vivid Live last summer. This club is the old Caligula. I…

8 yrs ago

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

My typical Men's Club experience

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've been to this club quite a few times and every time I go, I want to have a great time, I try to have a good time, but it never really seems to materialize.…

8 yrs ago3

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Good time but songs were sped up which meant low mileage on dances

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Been to Men's Club numerous times before. As always, you won't find better looking women at any club in Houston other than maybe St. James. Last night didn't disappoint from that perspective. What I did…

8 yrs ago

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Nice club for Houston

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been here quite a few times over the years but just started going back this past year after not being here since ~2004 or so. Back in the day, I used to prefer Treasures…

9 yrs ago