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started 9 yrs ago
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were you there?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so.

were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so.

were you there…

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started 9 yrs ago
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I was actually Trump's publicist in the 80s
posted by
DoctorPhil.

those leftest soros cock-suckers think Trump was pretending to be his own publicist. stupid morons. i was actually Trump's publicist. but i hate the guy because he is such a phoney so i tried to…

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started 9 yrs ago
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have any of you lived my amazing life?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

i don't think so. i gave prince his first assless purple suit. i bet none of you did that. i have talked to real expert scientists about the sexy thong babes on venus that live…

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started 9 yrs ago
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strippers and their laughable taste
posted by
DoctorPhil.

why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is…

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started 9 yrs ago
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my amazing life
posted by
DoctorPhil.

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an…

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started 9 yrs ago
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You people can't handle the truth
posted by
DoctorPhil.

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele.…

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started 9 yrs ago
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happy true story
posted by
DoctorPhil.

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case.…

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started 9 yrs ago
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true story
posted by
DoctorPhil.

do you know why jimmie hendrix fist started playing guitar? my dad ran a pawn shop In seattle where hendrix was when he was just a kid. there was a tv ad that shows hendrix…