Comments by artfulmaster

I strongly disagree. My experience has been nearly the OPPOSITE. Escorts: 1) Some of my very best experiences have been on the fly, meeting within 3 hours or less, for the range you're talking about. Worst case scenario? 24 hours notice. For mid to high quality, that's reasonable to me. 2) If you go through the right channels, you only have to submit references once. Ever. They will all check them there. 3) I'd say 70% of the time, they are at least as good as the pics. 20% of the time, BETTER. It's called do your research and read reviews. 4) This is a natural process, so you can get a feel for one another. I wouldn't expect a model material escort to drop to her knees immediately once inside the door (although it has happened). Sure, it can be excessive, but that's only happened to me maybe 20% of the time. Look, just because you're paying a girl doesn't mean she stops being a girl. Don't expect her to act like a slave or a dude. 5) I agree with this point, but because I did my research, I make sure it is exceptional. 6) Most of the time, I'm fine with that, I got what I paid for. One I really clicked with kept me for 2 1/2 hours on a 90 min bill. I'll even admit I usually spend a little more, because: OTC: 1) How many times have you done that and it worked? I want statistics. It's never been that easy for me, even after dropping a significant amoutn on dances. 2) How is this uncertainty better than the other option, which works for me about 85% of the time? 3) Honestly, the only time I had one show up is when SHE pursued the OTC the same night as the club--she made the the call, the place, the night, the time, unexpectedly, after numerous months of dances, and with ulterior motives beyond the OTC. At that point, I had already started checking out the other dancers, thinking I could have made a better choice. 4) Not I. I get this thing called whiskey dick, and drunk girls often get sloppy (and even worse, puke!). Simply put, I don't drink if I'm playing. Especially since when I do, they seem to find other ways of getting cash out of me. Besides, drunken sex sucks, and if the girl is really that hot, don't you want to remember it? Don't you want it to be good, or is your only intention to score? 5) Wrong AGAIN. The OTC I mentioned earlier? She brought a friend with a sob story. I was out some sympathy cash, and didn't get either one. 6) More like receive innumerable texts on my phone whenever the club is slow and she needs cash. They won't leave me alone when they get my number, and I don't get a whole lot in return. Plus, when I am at the club, the ones I've spent time with seem to think they own me and won't let the other girls near. I have make excuses when I'm with my friends why a stripper is blowing up my phone. And take her out drinking? Forget that, I don't want my friends to see her, they'd know something was up. Total cost: Ridiculous amount of time, attention, and weekly lapdances that add up to way more than a 60 second appt request, confirmation, $500, and 90 minutes of getting pretty much what I want, sometimes more. But I guess YMMV.