Reviews by tommyjay89

The interior of the club has been described ad nauseum, so I won't waste too much time other than to mention the regular lap dance booths were moved to the back a few months ago. They are much less private than before. With Paradise, you pretty much know exactly what to expect--both with the dancer quality/hotness, as well as mileage. On this particular Monday night, there were few PLs...maybe 5 to 7 when I walked in. Few of the dancers interested me. One comely-looking white girl came by a few times to promise "naughty" times in the VIP. Her name escapes me now, but I remember feeling like her vague promises of "naughtiness" were a lie. Plus, she was not attractive, even for Paradise standards. It wasn't particularly difficult to say no to her more than once. Ultimately, I ended up getting a VIP from the (in)famous Sky/Skye. Surprisingly, she remembered me from a VIP we had many, many months previously. No physical description of her necessary. Suffice to say that she's very up front about mileage to be had, and is truly a pleaser in the VIP. Given her insanely enhanced physical features, she's not everyone's cup of tea. But, she's one of the more GFE dancers I've interacted with, so if you like (or don't mind) her look and have a few bills on you, I recommend chatting her up about a possible VIP.

Stopped by on a random Friday night. The club was not particularly packed, and the dancers were none too pleased as a result. The layout of the club is a bit old school and grimey. Stage in the middle with couches and tables around, and PLs that night were not at the tip rail, opting instead to wait for girls to approach. As everyone else mentioned, the paradise handshake is a real thing. I got a few 3for40s. First was with a Latina whose name I did my catch. Large, natural breasts and an okay face. The dance was pretty on point with a good grind and decent SSTP. Second was with an extremely attractive younger Latina named Secret. Unfortunately, her dance was a bit too...bouncy for my taste. Top and bottom didn't come off until midway through the second song. I declined VIP. Last was a VIP with a (I think) late 20s or early to mid 30s Latina named Karina. Bs, with a decent ass, and a slightly noticeable midsection. Pretty face, and an accent. Her handshake was convincing, and I opted for VIP. Suffice to say I would recommend wholeheartedly. Went back on a Tuesday morning around 11:30 a few days later. As expected, not too many dancers. Many were in the back getting ready. Misty approached shortly after I sat down. She's white, with reddish hair. Bs, maybe 130-135 or so. Cute face. Super laid back and low pressure, and can carry a convo. Started with 3for40. She got naked before the song started, but told me she'd wait so as to not short change me on time. I definitely appreciated that. The dance itself was fantastic. FFZ N and S, with plenty of SSTP. Great views of her entire body, as she didn't stay in one position. Great grind as well. After the 3for40, we headed back for a VIP. Long story short, Misty is fantastic and well worth your time and money.

Tried Synn COI for a second time. My first time at the club was a bit low key, as I must have arrived during a shift change. Plus, the club was under construction at the time so the stage was a little beat up and there was caution tape everywhere. This second trip was short, but fantastic. Upon walking in, I noticed the construction had completed. The interior definitely looks improved, with a brand new stage and relatively comfortable couches/tables surrounding. I took a seat at a table not too far from the stage, and before I could enjoy the show, a shapely AA dancer named Lola approached. Standing about 5'10" in heels, with a cute smile and some tattoos, Lola didn't have to do too much convincing for me to take her up on a dance. We went to the regular lap dance area/couches in the back for a 3for40. She immediately got completely naked and hopped right on. FFZ north, although I didn't try south. Some light SSTP, and a pretty decent grind both CG and RCG. Lola is all natural, with fantastic Cs or Ds. After the 3for40, I inquired about VIP, and off we went to the curtains in the back. Highly recommended, to say the least.

This place is well-reviewed, so I don't have much to add. I hadn't been to the place in about...a decade or so. Was in town for a short while for business, so decided to stop by on a Sunday afternoon. The place was under construction; in fact, it actually had yellow construction tape and some makeshift wooden steps around the stage. I thought they were Halloween decorations at first. This particular Sunday was quite slow. The girls were a bit...lethargic, and long breaks of up to 4 or 5 minutes separated the stage shows. I struck up a conversation with a dancer named Destiny--young (21 or 22) Latina with fake bolt-ons, braces, and a fantastic ass. She was one of the hotter dancers at the club that afternoon, and sat with me for quite some time without asking for a dance. I ended up doing a 3 for 40 with her, which was pretty low-mileage for a COI club like this. She didn't try to push VIP or offer anything beyond the dance, and I didn't ask. The talent on Sunday afternoon and early evening was a bit all over the place. There was a hot AA dancer (I think her name may have been Lola) who gave a great stage show, but also some other girls who were a bit worn out or...less inclined to work out. To each his own, I suppose. I ended up leaving around 7pm to grab some dinner, and then headed to Paradise to finish the night. After reading everyone else's reviews, I am definitely going to head back to Synn to try again on a different afternoon or evening. Just know that as with all clubs, YMMV with time of day.

Visited late on a Sunday evening while I was in town for some other business. Paid a $20 cover, which comes with a free drink ticket. I honestly didn't have too much time to take in the physical features of the club, because shortly after I sat down, a dancer named Skye with almost cartoonish features greeted me with what I now know to be the "Paradise handshake." We chatted for a few minutes; no girls came on stage during this time. Skye looks to be half-Latina, half-Asian. I'm fairly certain almost every single feature from her lips, down to her rock-hard bolt-ons, to her unbelievably gigantic (but soft) ass are man-made. I'm normally not particularly attracted to girls who have had such a large amount of work done, but it was late and Skye's Paradise handshake proved too convincing for me to turn down a 3 for 40 dance. The 3 for 40 was definitely high mileage. Skye was FFZ both north and south; in fact, she aggressively placed my hands where she wanted them to go. She wears red lipstick and is a big fan of kissing your neck and earlobes, so make sure to check for red imprints/stains around those areas after leaving the club. Her bolt-ons are...incredibly hard, but it's balanced out by how surprisingly soft her (obviously fake) ass is. All-in-all, it was a pretty fantastic 3 for 40 if you're okay with the dancer being more aggressive than you are. Toward the end of the last song, she described--in great detail--why I should take her VIP. I obliged. Let's just say VIP with her is a worthwhile experience, but she WILL upsell you quite a bit. Be prepared to use your negotiation skills or run to the ATM afterward. I left the club after the VIP, so I didn't get to see any stage shows or other girls. I'll probably be back to see what else the place offers.

Went to GCC for the second time during a recent holiday weekend. Club was mostly empty around 6:00, before the 7:00 night shift began. Probably 7 to 10 dancers rotating, most of whom were solid 6s and 7s, although some were hotter and/or better stage performers than others. They were mostly white, with one black girl as well, who was probably the hottest of the group. The girls do make a beeline for you right away to ask for dances, but at least on this day, they weren't too aggressive about it, which I appreciated. I watched maybe 5 to 6 shows both at the rail and from afar before getting a dance. I forget her name, but she was white, maybe 5'6" with B or C cups. Dances are topless and $20; $30 if you want to touch. I opted for...I think 2 for $60. FFZ up north and ass, but the panties stayed on. Not much in the way of grinding or stick shifting. Great conversation though. Felt like I was shooting the shit with a friend who happened to be naked and let me feel her up. Overall, the afternoon, pre-evening shift was pretty low key. Mileage is decent, but nothing too wild or extravagant. I'd recommend as long as you know not to expect anything extra (not saying it won't happen, but the booths are fairly open. Maybe OTC, but I'm not interested in that so didn't ask).

Visited on a Tuesday evening after reading a few reviews here and on other sites. The club is connected to an adult bookstore of some sort, and you have to ring the doorbell for someone to let you in. I was greeted by a brunette who was about 5'4", with medium-sized breasts and an average face. Overall, she was probably about a 5 or 6. She was all-business and immediately asked for the $100 cover charge upon entry, which I expected. I forget her exact name, but I believe it started with a 'T.' She attempted absolutely no small talk. After paying the cover (for a 30-minute session), T led me to a small room in the back with a couch and small chair facing each other. I sat down on the couch, and T instructed me to "get comfortable" while she briefly left the room to get ready. She returned wearing a bra and thong and proceeded to turn on the music and dance. The upsell began immediately. From what I remember, it was at least another $40 for a one-way LD, and $60 for two-way touching. My attempts to negotiate were met with flat refusals, as she was set on her prices. I ended up paying her $40 for a full-nude LD, during which she performed some decent, but mechanical RCG. She then offered another $20 for me to watch her masturbate, which I paid. Throughout the session, she frequently reminded me how much time remained, which was somewhat of a distraction. Extras are available for $$$--after all, this is a jack shack. However, T was a bit too uninspired and transactional throughout the entire experience. I probably will not return.

Came to Portland for a short vacation and decided to check out Devil's Point for its famous "Stripperoke" Sunday antics. The venue itself is a bit small and run down, and the bathrooms are disgusting. The entrance leads to a full bar with watered down drinks, hot bartenders, and slot machines. Farther into the bar is a single stage with plenty of seating both at the stage and around the room. Beers are cheap, and there was no cover on Sunday. There were four girls for a packed house on a Sunday evening, and all of them were incredibly talented. Being Portland, many of them sported piercings and tattoos aplenty, which is expected (and sexy). Three of the girls were FANTASTIC on the pole and displayed some Olympic level strength; the other was a wonderful entertainer who really enjoyed performing. The place was way too crowded for me to even consider a dance, so I would certainly try a non Stripperoke night for a more intimate affair. Be forewarned though, the atmosphere on Sunday nights is less like a strip club and more like a crazy karaoke night with strippers complementing the singers. It's a blast only if you know what to expect.