Reviews

Layover at DTW, got a small rental car cheap and found this place. Just opened for the day. The decor was ok and place was clean but not a great selection of dancers.…

Nothing special here and not much has changed over the years. Like that it's nude, non-smoking, and generally friendly. More action is available down the street at the Bird or up the freeway…

Some things never change, like the dancers at the PH. I keep thinking that some of these dancers will have made enough money to retire back home to Brazil, but no, they hang on…

Logistics of the place remain the same, as does the pricing. This trip was, however, very disappointing. Two whales were sitting in separate booths, each surrounded by, count 'em, three dancers. Even…

Passed through Jackson on my way to Detroit early one evening. Few bucks for cover and a drink. The website says $10 dances on Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's false advertising. Dances…

Another infrequent visit to the Criket. No change in the parking situation, the daytime no cover, or drink prices. Busy for a Friday. Soon after I'm seated a dancer sits down and…

An average visit to the Criket. Free and easy parking, no cover during the day, and $10 (including tip) for a drink. Mostly older gentlemen in the club and they seemed to have…

Another visit to the Criket on a lazy Monday afternoon. As always, I appreciate the lack of valet parking outside, the lack of an afternoon cover at the door, and the lack if cigarette…

Finally got to visit the infamous HVIIIN. Self parking is easy and free. Entrance $5 and drink was $8 w/ tip. While in the club I didn't think the cigarette smell was too…

Driving down the 94 and stopped in Jackson for gas and a bathroom break. While sitting on the shitter, I looked up clubs in the area and found CJ. Close by, easy parking, no…

Another quick stop at the Criket. First girl to stop by was a brunette milf-type. She said she hadn't been working there long and that her VIP dances are only topless and no…

Finally a place in Metro Detroit that doesn't leave me smelling like an ashtray after a five minute visit. Free parking, no cover, and a $7 soda ($10 w/ tip) got me started for…