Not what I expected

Finally got to visit the infamous HVIIIN. Self parking is easy and free. Entrance $5 and drink was $8 w/ tip. While in the club I didn't think the cigarette smell was too bad, but once I got back in the car, the stench from my clothes was overwhelming.

Girls were about as reviewed elsewhere, certainly no stunners. Tipped one girl on stage but she went in the back with someone else after her show. She soon returned and sat down by me. She already had a beer with her and must have had a lot more already in her as she couldn't carry a conversation. What I did get out of her is that she wasn't doing the $10 dances, only $20/per. And, her dances were topless only with no touching below the waist. Really? A drunk dancer at this Detroit dive famous for extras had such restrictions? Oh well, there was no other dancer worth pursuing so I was soon on my way.

Not what I expected. I found no redeeming qualities to entice my return any time soon.