Reviews

I'll just get to the point: the rumors about a stripper here having a diamond studded butt plug up her a-hole are true. I never thought the day (or night) would come where I heard…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

Not trending in the right direction

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This is a compilation of two visits. I visited during the day, mid-week. One dancer was cute - Anna I think was her name? - personable, easy to talk to, great body. She'd go over…

Heat

Portland, OR

It was an okay experience

I dropped by Heat to see a dancer I had a lot of fun with at another club. First, the positives: the club looked fairly clean compared to the other clubs on the eastside of…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

Meh

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Decided to check this club out before meeting my buddies for drinks. I had about 90 minutes to kill. This club is spacious and looked cleaner than some of the places I've been. The dancers,…

Pallas Club

Portland, OR

Do not go here

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Awful, probably the worst club I've ever been in. So, the place is apparently under "new management." I give them this: the inside of the club looks better and a little bit tidier, but…

Pirates Cove

Portland, OR

The Pirates Cove

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I visited here looking for Monroe, who I had a great conversation with and a great dance from when I saw her at the Riverside Corral. Unfortunately, she wasn't there. I'm not going to say…

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

I think this has become my...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I think this has become my go-to-club. Other posters here have said this is more of a neighborhood bar than strip joint. I agree. And I love that it is more of a neighborhood bar…

Club Tease

Portland, OR

Visited the club on Memorial Day,...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Visited the club on Memorial Day, a Monday afternoon basically. It's a dive, neighborhood bar with naked women. The club seemed a little crammed - one stage. If you backed up from the stage, it…

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The Lounge

Portland, OR

I've been to this club ever...

I've been to this club ever since it was The Landing Strip. Things have changed, definitely. The inside of the club has gotten better over the years. The outside still doesn't look great, but what…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

This review is from a visit...

This review is from a visit about three weeks ago. I've been to the Pitiful many times, usually during the afternoon or evening. I think the layout of the club has been talked about a…

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

This is probably one of the...

This is probably one of the friendlier clubs in town. I come in every couple of weeks when I'm in the area or have some spare time and/or cash. The club itself is fairly clean,…