Reviews

I haven't got much to review. I went in two different days (a tuesday and a thursday) in the mid-afternoon and there were no dancers. Only a person behind the counter (can soda and red…

You see the ads in exotica and maybe check out the website. Reviews here aren't consistent for any location (and some reviewers get the location screwed up) so one night I decided to try it.

The…

There are so many reviews on this place but in all my years I hadd never been. So I came in on a saturday around 7 and found the place sort-of busy. A lot of…

I came back to give the club another try, maybe I caught them on a rough day with few dancers. I came in on a Friday around 4 or 5, expecting to stay a little…

I stopped in for happy hour after seeing the specials. I wasn't sure if the lunch special would be worth my time but the drink specials - $2 draft (pint) and $3 shot (well) sounded…

I walked in on a rainy night looking to kill time. There were two women at the bar and a guy in between them, and a guy sitting on his own around the corner. Three…

I came in some time between ten and midnight on a Friday and at first glance the club was busy. Lots of people at the bar, about a third of the seats at the rail…

I went in on Monday last week during the heat. I thought, since Safari has the huge signs talking about the remodeling and such that it would be a great place to escape the heat.

It…

Showed up on a Monday around 2 to discover they open at 3 everyday.

I came back around 4 and it felt like anything that was happening was not for me. There were four dancers…

I came in here after leaving Rose City which is the next building over. It was afternoon and there were two other guys in the place. Even though it opens at two, it was…

I've been a couple of times before to the Riverside, and this week it was more of the same. It's one of the Portland clubs that is a bar that is set up to coincidentally…

This is my favorite Seattle club. I have a consistent time here, but I come for the most part at the same time each time.
I marked 5 dancers but I think there may…