Reviews by Phandy

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago.…

Typical border crossing at Pedwest with 1 other guy in line. Turns out he was also headed to HK so I showed him where to pick up the HK limo shuttle. You cross…

Made it back to HK! This place could be habit forming very quickly if I don't watch it. Went through the same entry/exit stuff that everyone talks about and was outlined in my…

Sorry in advance for the novel! First, thanks to all of the contributors - there's a ton of great information with a basic search and thanks Cristobal and others for the pointers from my…

On my recent rounds to the famed COI and was a bit tired of the scenery and vibe at Synn so decided to try out the Rhino since it's nearly across the street. The…

Decided to make the trek from Irvine out to COI since everyone speaks so highly of it. Got to Synn where parking is in a lot in a strip mall where I’m guessing if it…

It's funny reading all the negative reviews of this place. I definitely understand it can be a mixed bag from a talent perspective and there are a few ROB's to avoid like the married…

I tend to hit up 2 clubs in Dallas pretty regularly when in town for business. This is one of them. I like to go here to enjoy the scenery as they definitely…

Was bored during a business trip in the evening after dinner and got handed a free entry card here by someone on the street so decided to give it a go even after hearing all…

Went to Spyce after a decent time at Club Rouge down the street. This area got a little more sketchy as I walked over and I started to question my decision to change clubs…

First Portland club experience. Was bored after work and customer dinner so decided to head out and try one of the touted Portland clubs. Being from Texas my expectations are reasonably high for…

We passed this place on the way to a cigar bar and dinner and decided after trying to get into Crazy Girls and being told it was $40 a person or $400 for the group…

Walked in and paid my $10 cover, pretty reasonable. To get the other details out of the way, dances are the normal $20 that I see in most Texas clubs and YMMV between girls…

While it's not a Texas club, this was a decent spot to spend a few hours and a hundred bucks. Door entry was $15 when I showed up which overall isn't that bad. The…

While the girls may not be 10's, the vast majority aren't awful either. In general I'd say the average is a 5-6 with a few 7-8's. Quite a few Hispanic/Latino girls working here…

Walked in after trying out BBD and knew it was going to be slow when I'd already left BBD since my CF wasn't in. Honestly what got me in was the TUSCL coupon for…

Went to the club on Thurs night and paid my $20. Walked in and pleasantly surprised that it was actually fairly clean and nice inside especially considering some of the all nude clubs I've…

Came on a whim since I got sick of seeing pasties at Scores and being attacked by ROB's at Treasures. It's a clean, nice club full of business folks so if that's what you're after…

Came into the club on a Tuesday evening and paid my $10 cover. Immediately upon entering noticed all the seating between the bar and stage. Bar is on the left, stage on the…

Went here on a whim as I was really going to head back to Vivid after a decent trip last week. Got there and it was nearly empty. $10 parking and free entry if you…

Went to the club around 9 pm on a Monday evening. Pulled in and they have mandatory valet. I'm not a huge valet fan so they let me park my car in one…

This at one point was the only place I would ever consider going in Austin. While Austin isn't the club mecca that Houston and Dallas are, P10 was always a good option if you…

A little bit difficult to find if you don't know where you're headed but overall not that difficult. Nice big parking lot that was well lit. Outside actually looks pretty decent and inside is ok…

Went on a Wednesday night after a business trip on the way home just to blow off some steam and couldn't even bring myself to stay for too long. The dancer quality just isn't…

Went to go give this place a try with all the hype. It is definitely a different type of experience and if you have a huge wad of cash burning a hole in your pocket…