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Reviews by totototo

10 yrs ago
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Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074
It's been a few months since...
It's been a few months since my last visit at Michaels and things haven't got better. I paid $9.50 to get inside the club. Even though the parking lot looked full, it wasn't very crowded inside the club. There was a lot of dancers as usual, mostly latinas and a mixed black girl. I wish there was more variety, more blacks or white, even though I enjoyed latinas. Anyway, there was way too many butt implants noticeable on some dancers, and some of them were ridiculous, meaning that the butts look huge in a very unnatural way, that was a turn off. I don't mind fake titties, but fake booties are a no go for me. I ordered a $1 dollar beer and watched dancers rotate on all 3 stages, they spend 2 songs on each stage. No dancer approached me for an hour and a half. I guess if you are not a regular, you will have to approach the dancers yourself. I talked to a dancer that look sexy from distance, but her face wasn't appealing up close, so I let her go. A sexy latina wearing blonde hair caught my attention at one of the stage close to my seat, and I kept an eye on her until she walked by close to my seat. She was tall, had a nice ass and titties, and could dance well on stage. Her face was very average once she came close to me. Anyway, she spoke no English, but we decide to go for 2 dances in the back. The lap dance area is not private at all, and anyone who stands up in the club can see you getting dances. Her dances were good, very touchy, lots of gringing, but when I tried to slip a finger in, she told me not to. Overall, the dancers are sexy, the music is too loud and there is no privacy. But there is some eye candy in the place and you have to approach the dancers.
11 yrs ago
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The Palace Gentlemens Resort
9619 Southwest Fwy, Houston, TX 77074, USA*
After reading a recent review of...
After reading a recent review of the palace here, I decided to give it another try. Needless to say my last visit at this club left me very disappointed (there was only one ugly dancer in the club for a few hours while I waited for other dancers to show up but they never did).<br> <br> Anyway today was better. I got in after 2 pm and there were 5 girls seating around the bar. All 5 girls were latinas and looked average, no dime, none above 7, and all 5 have been working there for at least a year.<br> K**** walked down the stairs and came straight to me. We had previous encounters at this club about a year ago. She tells me she works night shift now since day shift is very slow. She has put on some weight, her booty and legs are bigger, and she looked sexy in a thong. After a little chit chat, she asked me if I was ready for VIP, I told her to give me some time to get in the mood.<br> <br> I called K. back since she was the only one who approached me (I played with another dancer about a year ago but she ignored me this time, I guess she was waiting for me to make a move). I asked K**** if she will give sexy dances in VIP and she said yes. I tell her we can go to VIP but she will<br> have to get butt naked and I want to play with her body and come on her, and she says no problem. I asked how much she wanted and she asked me how much I got, I told her I will give her $60 and I also told her not to rush me (she has rushed me before and it wasn't pleasant) since there was almost no customers in the place.<br> <br> I gave the $20 VIP fee to bartender and up we went. The VIP has been remodeled. There used to be 3 VIP rooms separated by curtains. Now they have more but smaller VIP rooms.<br> probably 6 or 7 rooms. We got to the last room and she started to undress immediately. She got butt naked and I started playing with her assets, her face is probably a 5, but<br> her body is banging. I also massaged her clit, and when I put 2 fingers in, she was so wet, I wondered why and I even asked her why she was so wet, no response from her. I took her my dick out and it felt so much better. I could feel it coming, I told her I was about to pop and she kept jerking me off with her hand, I exploded. Most of the cum went on me. I came for a few seconds,<br> longer than usual and she kept grinding. She then handed me napkins to clean up and I gave her the money and exited the club.<br> <br> I recommend the club for people looking for low key, not crowded club.
11 yrs ago
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Playmates Cabaret
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074
I go to that club...
I go to that club frequently, mostly daytime shift. The club is dark with one stage for the dancers, tables around the stage, the bar is next to the entry. You can get lap dances in 2 areas, on the couch next to the stage or on couches next to the DJ booth, there is no VIP but couches are discreet. I got in after 2 pm and there were 5 girls on shift. All 5 girls were latinas and looked average, no dime, none above 7, and all 5 have been working there for at least a year. There were just a handful of customers in the place. A dancer approached me, she was thick, her booty and legs were big, and she looked sexy in a thong. After a little chit chat, she asked me if I was ready for dances, I told her to give me some time to get in the mood. When she started dancing, I started playing with her assets, her face is probably a 5, but her body is banging. I also massaged her clit outside her thong. Because I go there often, she started playing with my dick. Regular dance prices are $20/song. She let me play with her crotch overt her thong while I let caress my dick over my pants. I told her I was ready for 4 dances and we walked over to the couches next to the DJ booth. After first song, I unzipped my pants and still had my shorts on. She did not object to my dick grinding on her ass. I zipped my pants and had her stop before the last song was over. I gave her the money and exited the club. Girls were not too pushy, you can decline their invitation to seat down or dances. It's a small club and cheap if you want to kill some time.