Comments by funlover40

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    If you like being left alone this place may be for you
    The house fee for VIP has been the biggest turn off for me. Not opening until 3:00 has also kept me away from Marios. If it's true they have lowered the house fee I might have to re-think things
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Nice but expensive
    Why would a club advertise that it is too expensive and with no mileage??
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Fun, friendly club with nice looking ladies. Good mileage.
    Just because someone makes a mistake in a detail or two does not mean someone should not go to a club. Foxy Lady has been a solid adult establishment for several decades. And I would never hesitate to recommend it to anybody.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Good Lapdance only club
    Both times I went to Wonderland, I parked at Silhouettes (was called Wild Zebra last time I was there) right next door. Short walk. But would never do that after sundown. Sketchy area at best.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    OldWhiteGuy
    But not too old!
    Monday, Monday....Can't Trust That Day
    15-20 years ago, Fantasies was the club I went to the vast majority of the time. Last 10 years, every time I go there I swear to myself I will never go back. Sad.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    funlover40
    Massachusetts
    Best Little Strip Club in Rhode Island
    Correct. $40 to the house. Typo, sorry. And I hesitate to name names. Especially when I use the term "wink wink"
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    funlover40
    Massachusetts
    Pleasant Surprise
    no
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    Disappointing talent and value
    The pricing at EB is ridiculous. Mileage is very good but you can get the same (or more) mileage for almost half the price in most of the Providence clubs.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    funlover40
    Massachusetts
    Still the best value there is in Providence
    I went Monday afternoon. Got approached by 3 new girls I had never seen before. Did 2-song LDs with all 3. I don't remember their names, but the 3rd one was pretty good. If I see her again I will test the CR waters with her.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    funlover40
    Massachusetts
    Still the best value there is in Providence
    You are correct. When I was writing I originally put 25 and 35, then thought I should let it known about the $5 up front, so I did but forgot to change the 25 to a 20 and 35 to a 30, lol. And yes, the best girls are harder to get. But I find if I plug away at them on the stage, eventually I get their attention... Usually... Well, sometimes...
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    vajmon
    Love Canal
    Cadillac pussy drives this old perv buck wild
    I agree that the Caddy is way too expensive. You get the same mileage for LD and CR in other places for half the price. And I agree that the Caddy gives the best stage shows. So I only go there if I have a ton of singles to part ways with, lol. LD and CR just isn't worth it
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    ravi123
    Rajasthan
    Pound jar club
    LOL. Language gap
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Mikemoose
    Massachusetts
    Not bad for a Monday
    The old guy only looks to see which dancers are back there because he has to keep exact track of how many songs he has to charge each girl. I have never felt that he was checking in on the content of a dance or anything like that.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Brickdick
    Connecticut
    My first trip to a strip club
    "Easy to spend a lot of money?" LOL. That's the strip club goers motto
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Antonious196
    California
    Awesome Summer night
    Thanks. No question I need to experience tiajuana
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Antonious196
    California
    Awesome Summer night
    I keep seeing references to "shaving cream shows". Anybody care to explain the details?
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    You Get What You Pay For
    The parking situation has kept me away from this club. Thanks to your excellent review I will have to figure out a way to get there it seems.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Mikemoose
    Massachusetts
    Clingers
    I hate that crap. So hard to disengage from clingers without seeming rude.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    The slide continues
    I agree. Used to be the go to club, hands down. Not anymore. Sad. :-(
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Victormurdov
    New Jersey
    Nice club overall
    It is $20 per dance. The dancer has to pay the house fee for each dance, which I believe is $5. Sometimes a dancer will ask for an extra $5 per song so she actually makes $20 per song. I do it automatically as a tip. But the customer is never responsible for that $5 house fee.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Oreo420
    Rhode Island
    Nothing special at Fantasies
    Is this a review of Fantsy's or foxy lady
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    The Club on a Friday
    Clubs in MASS range in contact from almost zero contact to great 2-way contact. It depends which club you go to.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Afternoon Visit
    Wow. I was about to take a trip there today to check it out. But there's no point if they want $20 just to enter the LD area. What a shame. Guess I will head to Providence instead. If it changes back, somebody please say so. :-(
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    creepshow
    Massachusetts
    Marathon Monday at Marios
    The one you say is nearly sixty... Her name is Cindy. She is a sweetheart and while nearly old enough to be my mother, I always spend with her. You don't need to hide under a table from her, lol.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    hotfireinny
    New York
    First time visitor
    I have been to Mario's many, many times. I have a few faves, so usually pretty good. But when there aren't any faves there, it can be quite annoying when there are a dozen girls just sitting alone or together and ignoring the customers. I find the best thing to do in these situations is focus on or two and tip them well on the stage and ask if she'd like to share a drink after her set. Unless she is hanging with a regular of hers, the answer is almost always yes. And many times, doing this, I find yet another fave. By far the best option for Mass clubs in terms of talent and mileage