A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket." Raymon Chandler

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." —Marilyn Monroe

I am a fan of strip clubs, there is perfection to being able to walk in, have a good time and not worry about the other stresses that come with getting laid. Sometimes you just want a girl to take her clothes off so you can sit and stare and feel the wonder that is the female form without worrying about it later.