Reviews by joeybanana

In Ontario, the third Monday of February is Family Day--I'm so classy. Cavernous upon entry ($6), with elongated central stage being languidly padded by a bespectacled beauty with marvellous tits. I ordered a rum…

A few months back--March/April?--I hit The Manor's $10 Wednesdays again. Always have fun, and what a deal! There are attractive women here of a variety of shapes and backgrounds. I mean, probably…

I haven't been visiting The Manor, as it's known, as much lately, but only due to circumstance. I went on a Wednesday, their $10-dance night, a couple months ago, though, and had a fun little…

As often when I'm in the area with the evening free, I visited Body Shoppe (a.k.a. The Manor on a springy April Wednesday to take advantage of $10-dance, $4-mixed-drink night. Boy, does that promotion bring…

Fashioned from a former motel, Private Eyes is nothing to look at, outside or in. Inside, it feels like exactly what it is: a modest little strip club in a small town. But…

I'm in danger of becoming a regular here. This visit, about a month ago, I was joined shortly after arriving by a dancer from whom I'd met before, having bought a few dirty double…

It's getting harder for me to pass Guelph without finding time for a visit to the Body Shoppe (which actually calls itself The Manor). I had a brief window on this early February occasion, and…

I had fun the first time I visited this club (https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=216050), and this time was better. On this mid-December Saturday night, the place was totally hopping--maybe guys escaping the stresses of the coming holidays?…

My second visit here--July 10th--was less fun than my first (https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=219765). It was their Wednesday special again: $4 Molsons(?) and "only $4 cover for private dance area (which is admittedly cool: low light, plush, old-fashioned-but-not-too-grotty…

Between Mississauga and Woodstock along hwy 401, the Body Shoppe in Guelph is the only "touch" club, as the dancer I met put it. (Roxxanne's, in Kitchener, is officially only one-way contact). Housed in a…

This place used to have a great animated neon sign of a naked woman bending over at the waist, which they recently replaced with a generic back-lit photo of collagened lips, so I was a…