Reviews

Went to Pandoras on a Monday afternoon recently. The club itself is a shithole. Crappy decor, crappy furniture, crappy sound system, crappy DJ, stinky bathroom. Fortunately, I don't go to strip clubs for any…

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a twenty and headed…

Matched with a girl on a site where successful people go to meet attractive people, and her profile picture was hot as hell. Flirted with her on the site for a bit and she…

I had been poking around on instagram looking at bikini baristas, and I ran across an account for an exotic dancer who was promoting her appearance at the Sands. I reached out via DM…

Got there just around 9:00 PM. There were about 20 dancers on shift. Most were old, or fat, or old and fat. Some Hotties were there - Chanel, Ember, Jamie I saw Ember…