Reviews

Penthouse is the best option in the French Quarter! Although the fees are slightly higher, the club is well worth the expense. The dancers were all beautiful, talented, and friendly. Even the waitresses were all…

Go for the extras if you want, but don't go for the dancers!

The club is almost impossible to get to because Austin and TXDot built a huge interchange between 183 and 71; miss an…

Very average with mostly thicc girls working and not many of those. I visited Sunday night just after 10 pm, paid the $10 cover charge, and sat near the main stage. There was a second…

This is a small club with very average dancers. Of the roughly 10 dancers there, a few were cute, most were thicc girls, and one--Alexis--was outstanding. The club was clean enough and the music was…

St. James is still a club well worth visiting. The dancers are fairly hot, the club itself is nice, and the waitresses are especially nice. What is it about the waitresses in a strip club…

This is an OK club with a few talented dancers, but nothing special. We saw around a dozen dancers there but they were mostly heading out the back door for a smoke. I have to…

Free cover through their website. Excellent facility. The music wasn't that great and the girls were pretty average but I managed to have a great time with a dancer named Lala.

I was driving alone so…

I recommend going to Palazio for the outstanding lap dances. Tuesday evening (6-9pm) there weren't a lot of dancers there, and most were 6 or 7 at best. Four different girls approached my table and…

Temptations is a decent club with some cute dancers and a decent facility. One dancer in particular--Arya (and she really does look like a prettier version of Arya Stark from GoT)--really caught my eye. She…

Lithe bodies, beautiful faces, great dance moves, but little to no flirtation on stage or off. The dancers also all seemed young (maybe they all do at my age), and didn't seem to know or…

The place was pretty dead when I dropped by about 10pm on a Wednesday. Very few dancers and only a couple of customers. Nobody was on the stage, but it didn't take long for…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got…