Reviews by thacoolguy

This review is from a few weeks ago. We took an uber from miami proper. It's about a half hour journey and near to a music studio. There was no line, so after a...

For out of town visitors, note that this club is located in coral gables, which is a bit out of the way for those in south beach proper. To be on the safe side,...

Onyx can be fun depending on what you're into. But first of all, parking's a bitch. The main lot gets full quickly and is expensive anyway, so I prefer to always park in the...

I've been to Tattletale a couple of times. It's an interesting dynamic because it's a place where regulars will have more fun than newbies...simply because a lot of the hot girls will just have...

I arrived here on a weekday, after trying Babes nearby....Babes was aight, but the DJ just talks and talks and doesn't shut up. He kind of ruins the mood/vibe. When I got to Wax,...

I stopped by follies for a bit....around shift close for dayshift and shift start for night shift....that's the time when you sometimes have a lull. The good thing is that VIP is quiet around...

Went to check out follies again...this was a friday night around 9pm. Lots of dancers on shift...was a combination of the night shift girls plus the mid-shift (4pm - midnight) girls. All the couches...

Came here in the early evening just as the night shift started....I just realized this is actually a great time to come because the dancers are more willing to work on the lower level....

Had not been to Blaze in a couple of years, so decided to venture out there on a random weeknight. Parking was $10 in the back and $20 in the front area....I parked in...

I had seen a lot of reviews about this place so decided to check it out. I had already checked out Paradise Showgirls a couple of days prior, and was curious about Synn as...

There was plenty of parking outside, even though I got there around midnight on a Wednesday...and parking was free. Cover charge was $20 (although the subsequent time I went, I had a free entry...

After another night out with a few buddies, we decided to extend the night by venturing out to Pin Ups. It costs $10 to park in the back and $20 in the front...I always...

Had a friend in town visiting, so we went to a couple of nightclubs and then decided to check out Pin Ups around 3am since it's the only one open after hours. Interestingly, there...

The neighborhood (Fulton Industrial) is not the safest, so best behavior is to not loiter around: drive directly to Babes and use their paid parking...do NOT try to randomly find free parking in the...

After checking out a few other clubs in Miami in the early evening, we headed for KOD, with high expectations garnered from all the music videos and instagram posts we had seen. The first...

When you're going to magic city, just go directly to the club and don't wander off in the area...it's in a sort-of-shady part of downtown atlanta, with random people walking around at night who...

So first of all, this is a bikini club, which means that the dancers are not buck naked, but rather wear bikinis/thongs/g-strings/whatever. So keep that in mind and if it's not your thing don't...

I've been to Doll House several times, but not so much in the last few years. I keep waiting for it to get better, and sometimes it gets raving reviews. However, each time I...

After a three month hiatus from pin ups, I visited it again a couple of weeks ago, on a Friday night. Got there pretty late...around 2:30am (note that it's open till 6am or 8am...

Hadn't been here in a while but it seems like not much has changed. It's a bit out of the way, for someone coming from downtown Atlanta, but the area seemed relatively safe to...

Stopped by after work. It's always a bit sketchy driving to fulton industrial area, but just stay in your car and don't stop to talk to anyone flagging you down the street! Once you...

Got there a bit before 10pm. Cover was just $5, which is a relief, because on Friday/Saturday nights it's $25 most times. Once I got in, there was some birthday balloons and stuff in...

I used to park near the Pep Boys auto shop next door, but seems like that has become a bit regulated now (and I'm wary of parking across the street in that strip mall...

As usual, getting to the area (fulton industrial) seems/looks/feels a bit shady. It is probably unsafe at night, but I think as long as you stay in your car and park in the club's...