Danny206

Everything seems to point toward retirement planning that includes a club budget. Gawd, I hate delayed gratification!

Oh crap. If Gen X is gonna live into their 100s, how can any of them afford a lapdance? And how are the rest of us supposed to support the club economy?! There's a crisis coming, people. One way or the other.

Dr. Phil, you're right, nobody wants to be 90 ... except most 89 year olds.

Father Time and Death, both undefeated. The good news is, a hot lapdance can make you feel young at any age!

Cute, DoctorPhil. :) CDC says US life expectancy is about 79, so yes, the average half-way POINT is 39 or 40. The question is, how many years on either side of 40 counts as "middle age"? 5, 10, 15? It's a good bar topic, since there's no clear answer. And aren't we all careening toward the grave, from the moment of birth? :)