Reviews

I went on a Friday night with a couple of friends, it had been a while since I last visited, and I wasn't disappointed. There were many lady's working that night, I didn't count them, but…

10 yrs ago

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, ON

Not bad, but not good

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I'll get straight to the point, the fees, it's something like $3 to get in, $1 for coat check, but they are dicks like some clubs, but I digress. Drinks are reasonable, $7, and dances…

10 yrs ago1

Bare Fax

Ottawa, ON

I realize that my rants are...

I realize that my rants are all sour grapes, and this is another such rant... Showed up with a bunch of chaps, and noticed that the best seats said had reserved signs on them. Perhaps someone…

11 yrs ago

Hill Top

Vaudreuil-Dorion, QC

I went by this place with...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I went by this place with a buddy, and since I'd been before, I didn't find myself lost in Quebec, with no french in search of live entertainment, lol! I've tried to hit the place up…

11 yrs ago

Bare Fax

Ottawa, ON

The club is oddly laid out,...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The club is oddly laid out, it's on the second floor in the downtown dinning district. The club is sorta narrow, with the stage in the middle. It's possible to sit with your pals, and…

11 yrs ago

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, ON

I went back to this place...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went back to this place recently, figuring I could rekindle the fun I had previously, and for the most part I did. The washrooms as always were mega clean, of all the clubs I've been…

The Cabaret

Belleville, ON

I went back in May, and...

I went back in May, and it seemed another night of sucking beers, staring at an empty stage while the dancers booze it up with regulars. A real hottie I've seen on every visit walked by…

Mints

Niagara Falls, ON

Part two of my Mints review. I...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Part two of my Mints review. I forgot all the ladies names from the club, with the exception of Jenny, she was a tall stunning brunette, with a great smile. She was very busty, great conversation,…

Mints

Niagara Falls, ON

This is the club everyone drives...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This is the club everyone drives by and never visits, it's close to the falls and the casino, and appears not to have any parking. I popped by determined to check the place out, the reviews…

12 yrs ago1

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, ON

It's a dark club down on...

It's a dark club down on a major side street, near the downtown, but it's worth the visit. I gave it a ten for the physical layout because the washrooms are so clean! Most SC…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, ON

If there were another strip club...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If there were another strip club nearby, I would go there, that being said, I wasn't in the mood to visit a pub, so off to the plaza! I found the bouncers friendly and polite as…

The Cabaret

Belleville, ON

I've been to the cabaret about...

I've been to the cabaret about five times now, over the last three years, and I have begun to notice a trend, good looking women sitting with regulars, or standing near the bar, either on…

Club Taboo

Gatineau, QC

I only had time and cash...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I only had time and cash for one club visit, so I figured I'd give club taboo a try, over going to the infamous pig al's. Lesson learned. I had once before been here, but I…

Hill Top

Vaudreuil-Dorion, QC

This place is a true hidden...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This place is a true hidden gem! Located about half-way between Ottawa and montreal, it's worth the drive in my opinion! Others have mentioned it, and I will too, your GPS will take you somewhere in…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

There are two Canadian clubs that...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

There are two Canadian clubs that everyone east of the rockies has heard of, Club Super Sex, and the Sundowner. It became legend because the girls were pretty and polite, and the place was clean,…

12 yrs ago1

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

I tried going to several of...

I tried going to several of the other local clubs, and saw the parking lots full, so I decided to pop by this place. It was busy, but I was able to find a seat…

NuDen

Ottawa, ON

I stopped by on a weekday...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I stopped by on a weekday afternoon, it's located near a major road, in an industrial area. It also seems to have a sex store, and restaurant nearby, but I didn't visit either. Inside the club…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, ON

Went in for a beer, although...

Went in for a beer, although the club has many, many negatives, such as uneven floors, low ceilings, and a crappy VIP. I do however like the beer prices. Where else can you have an…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, ON

I went to this place late...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went to this place late one night after Barbarella's insisted that I leave both my jacket and sweater with the coat-check. I said no, and walked over to the Barefax. I told myself a long-time…

The Cabaret

Belleville, ON

I showed up around ten pm,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I showed up around ten pm, which it turns out is shift change. Several tables were filled with rednecks, and hillbilly's,but no strippers were seen. After about ten mins, a cute and petite red…

Cabaret Le Pink

Ottawa, ON

I went by this place in...

I went by this place in sept 2013, it was very clean, and the babes super polite. It's located on a busy street, and all the parking is out front, so you feel like a perv…

12 yrs ago1

Hotel Royal

Whitby, ON

The last time I stopped by...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The last time I stopped by here was Feb 2012, I think, with a bunch of dudes from work. There was no door fee, and drinks were reasonable priced. The VIP didn't have a fee, and…