Reviews by hideonnet

Typical experience Rainy Thursday before Halloween. Walking in with a half full bar and I liked my options. Two bartenders but the shorter one was leaving. She took my order of a water bottle for $2.50 and I took a seat along the long side of the bar near the bathrooms. The bar has a long side and two short sides. The one as you walk in with a pool table in the corner and the far side of the bar has a counter along the back wall and three private rooms in the corners. I sat next to an older white guy who was getting a dance from a tall mildly attractive dark skinned woman. As I surveyed the rest of the room I noticed about 5 other woc of various sizes and two white dancers one larger full body and one slimmer with nice bolt on's. The pale skinned with the fake tits caught my eye and within one song came over to chat me up. She was attractive with wide awake bright eye makeup. Mostly fit but passed her prime. I learned she has a bit of a checkered past as we talked about 30 minutes. And she worked at a few brothels in Nevada. She was clearly the best looking in the bar but I think she might have been big game hunting because her backroom menu was too pricey. I'm not saying she wouldn't be worth it but it's Akron. The tall slim dancer disappeared with the guy she was with as I paid Lil-miss Brothel $20 for 3 bar side dances. After she said her goodbye another slim featureless AA dancer approached. I got two bar side dances for $5 each. She was handsy and hinted at whatever I wanted in the backroom but I wasn't going for her. I turned down the next AA dancer who was too big in the hips for a white boy like myself. And the other white full figured dancer approached. She is someone who I enjoyed at the bar and in the backroom before and I was about done for the day so we went straight to the backroom. $120 total for the day including drinks and I was driving home drained. Pretty much exactly how I wanted my day to go. Maybe next time I will take we on the Nevada girl.

Walked in about five minutes after five and immediately knew I was wasting my time. The parking lot was half full. Never a cover charge and no door man the door was propped open, it was gloomy outside and the mood inside wasn’t much different. I walked in and started to walk to the backside of the bar past the bathroom towards the private rooms. It looks like they are enclosing the stripper pole stage for a third private room. That’s new to me. There was no seats anywhere along the back and open side of the bar so I walked around to the corner by the pool table and sat in the corner. The bartender came over and sold me a bottle of water for $2.50. It was clearly a bad time of day to be there because every dancer that caught my eye went straight into the changing rooms and after a few minutes I watched them leave. This continued for about a half hour, watching a few of my go to good times walk out the door before I decided not to order another water. I couldn’t get a count of how many dancers were there because of the change of shift. An average looking AA dancer who was just starting came around the corner to put her considerably sized bad and and stuff on the barstool next to me and ordered a drink (something blue in a glass) and started talking to the large older man she was clearly acquainted with. After about five minutes of Ignoring me she walked away towards the back area outside where the girls go to smoke. It was about this time that some female voice started getting loud and angry and the bartender was trying to calm her down. I’m not here for that so I was out.

Father's day weekend I found myself in Akron on my day off. It seemed appropriate to drop in at the G-Spot to spend some money on girls with daddy issues and hopefully drop off some kids. I show up about noonish and the parking lot is half full. I park along the building by the motorcycle parking area. The door is proped open I'm guessing for airflow, and there is a sign on the door saying" women 10$" I wonder if they are having issues with women at night. The bar is mostly empty and their are about 4 guys spaced around each side and 3 of the 4 were talking to dancers. I order a soda $2.50 and a red bull $6 hand the shorter waitress two 5dollar bills and take a seat along the backside of the bar facing the door with the private room to my right. There are 4 maybe 5 dancers 2 white 3 AA and I didn't get a look at the other girl who walked in late. After about 15 minutes of me scoping the room and not seeing any of the girls actually dancing the skinnier of the two white dancers came over and chatted me up. She was blondish with a sleepy look about her, very thinn but wasn't shy about touching and was aggressive grinding the boys during her barside dances. She asked $10 a song (the posted price is $5) and quoted $25 for the back $20 for her 5 for the bar. She denied she does anything extra but guaranteed I would need to clean myself up after her backroom dances. I only got 2 barsides and told her I wanted a few barsides from other dancers before going to the back. One of the AA dancers moved into her empty seat after a few songs and asked me if I wanted dances. I told her I wasn't here for the red bull so ... We agreed to start at the next song. While we waited the other AA dancer walked over and started whispering to her so she excused herself and they went to the back somewhere around the pool table. Not my loss During her hiatus the other white dancer, a full figured regular, sat down and pitched me a dance. She was someone who I've dropped the kids off with before and, she remembered me so she didn't push a barside and just pitched her backroom offer. It was about that time so off to room 2 to read the Akron newspaper. 2 songs later it was time to go, I spent forty minutes $130 and a few ounces. Happy ending Father's day.

I don't think I can review this place anymore. It hasn't changed in the last few years and I don't expected to anytime with the current ownership. So, usual Thursday afternoon, walk in about 530 one new girl maybe sitting across the bar in plane clothes, AA full figured pretty face. Cheyenne, who is the usual favorite and easily the most attractive dancer there was sitting across the bar chatting someone up. The bartender was Glenn. He charged me two dollars for a soda. There are about three guys paying, one sitting on each side of the horseshoe bar. I sat by the bathrooms to watch the door and hoped that someone was in the back or the other girl sitting across was interested in making some money *spoiler alert*, she never stood up. Just as I started a second drink. Leaona (the bosses wife)walked in, headed the back to change into a piece of string and about 10 minutes later came out. She put her arm around a guy sitting at the front bar and started making her $$. This seemed a lot like my last four or five experiences at this place but, at least this time there was more than one dancer. As I decided it’s not gonna be my day,I ran into Cheyenne on my way out the door. She suddly convinced me that she would make it worth my time to stick around for a dance. I didn’t come in for a soda, so wasn’t difficult to convince me so we went to the back for two songs. She made it about as worth my wile as you can in a room where the owner likes to sit in his office watching everything on camera. We chatted a bit about off the clock opportunities and I tipped her 20 a song and headed to the parking lot. That’s about as good as it gets for this place, it’s just nothing to talk about until something changes [cough*cough*ownership]. It’s good for seeing boobs for 20 bucks in the back room.

Friday afternoon impromptu visit, the proviotal "just in the neighborhood". The parking lot was full so I parked in the motorcycle parking area by the front door. I wasn't the only car there so I figured it would be alright. The bar is currently under construction. A few months ago they built a new private dance room where the stage was. Now they are clearly building a new bar in the center of the floor space. I'm curious how this is going to change the atmosphere of this place. It was crowded this December afternoon, there were maybe 7-10 ladies dancing, and at least that many guys paying. I found a seat at the current bar and ordered a coke $2.50 really? (what am I going to do with 50¢) I spun my broken stool around looking for a dance. I wasn't disappointed, I was immediate approched by a thin maybe 50 something white dancer. Who graciously offered her service. After one song and some chit chat she accepted 5$ and moved along. This pattern repeated it self with a tall AA dancer who is a legacy dancer there. And then a busy thick white girl who could have sucked my wallet empty if she offered. She saw one of her favorites and moved off. She ended up immediately moving to the old private room. (I should note here I'm terrible at remembering names) After a few songs a tall big bottom short hair white dancer made her way over to me and took her shot. After one dance and some small talk because the music stoped ( I guess someone forgot to feed the jukebox) she sold me on a 25$ private dance after the next song. I as a person rule refuse to private dance without negotiating before. I don't like when she puts my gun to her head and tries to overcharge. That being said I went back intending to keep my belt buckeled. (it's possible) I knew there were at least 2 other dancers who have been reviewed on her who would leave me satisfied after this private dance. So I considered this an appetizer. One song 25$ we'll go from there. It was one song however my belt wasn't the only thing that was released. No sales pitch needed she wasn't interested in discussing price and her mouth was too busy anyway. As the song ended she asked for her 25$ and said I could tip her whatever. I offered to pay her for 3 songs total and she was genuinely happy with that. 3 barside dances. I coke and a song and a half backroom I walked out drained and happy for under 100$. It must be the holidays.

Old , Old Glory Days Friday night the world watch an aged Mike Tyson sadly fight again well past his prime. Thursday afternoon I watched Old, Old Glory Days dancers grind well past their prime. The parking lot was as sparce as the teeth of the average Lusty Adventures Dancer. I parked next to a trailblazer with a blanket over the back drivers side window. As I exited my truck I was able to see in the passenger side window that it looks like someone was living in the vehicle. The side entrance to the bar steps down to a sunken patio. The dancers often sit outside there and smoke. There was a homeless woman sitting there with a bag and a suitcase, I assumed she was avoiding the weather. Walking in, the bar is dark the bathroom is conveniently immediately to the right so you can go straight to the bathroom or when leaving from the bathroom straight to the parking lot. To the right of the bar is the private room with a couch and the changing room for the dancers. The door to the changing room was closed and the private room was open. The bartender was a short woman who was barely taller then the bar. I approched her and ordered a diet something. It came in a glass for 3$. There were more patrons then cars in the lot so I'm guessing there was a lot of walk up costomers. Also, there were 3 dancers. The first I saw was a tan skin, thin, maybe late 20s who I've seen before. She was wearing street clothes and sitting with a similar aged guy. The other two dancers were a mature, dark hair, thin, shapeless woman definitely dancing. Wearing stockings and skirt with long sleeve shear top all in black I never got her name. The other was the well known well reviewed cat lady who was wearing a shoelace. I really don't remember her name. She’s cotton white with fake mommys and bad makeup, super thin and I would believe you if you said she was sixty. Both were dancing with other patrons. I took a seat to the left of the bar along the wall and didn't feel good about my prospects. The cat lady was first to approach me and offered me a bar-side. I know she is aggressive offering backroom and extras so I agreed to one song. After a lot of handling above and below my waistband. I tipped her the 10$ /song she requested and let her believe I could be talked in to letting her blow the money out of my pocket. She moved on to the next guy who sat at the bar and I switched tables to the middle bar top by the mirrors. The mature lady in black was poorly grinding away on a larger balding man at the corner of the bar by the game machine. The younger tan skin dancer was definitely sitting with someone she was familiar with and maybe wasn’t on the clock. The dressing room door opened and out came a thicker, taller, much younger (maybe 40) blonde with as much up top as was in back. She saw me catch her eye and approached asking me for a dance. I gave her $2 for the music box and she began to make her $$. Her name was Lexi, she was tattooed with full mounts a solid Akron 6. Chatting her up during her grind that included some stick shifting. She complained she wasn’t making any $$ and was about to leave for the day. After two songs the music stopped and so did she. She never offered a back room so I can’t mention her menu. I played dumb and asked how much a song tip and she said $10 so I put twenty on the table and she went back to the dressing room. The cat lady approached me again and I gave her the stop sign that I needed the bathroom and I got up to leave. As I was leaving I saw the homeless woman who was outside standing by the bar being greeted by the bartender. I guess she was a dancer maybe she’s not homeless and just homely. Not a good trip and waste of a day in Akron. Spent 35$, maybe next year. I’ll have to try Gspot next time I’m in town.

Tuesday after work about 6pm. Stopped in with about 5 cars parked in front of the building. I guess that the girls park up front because there was only 5 people in the building. I can never say enough about the handwritten signs everywhere in this place. There is a big one to the left on the wall as you walk in about tipping the bartenders. The bar was over light and there was no music playing. The tv behind the bar was turned up and a hot rod makeover show was on. I ordered a soda and paid with a 5 only took a dollar back from the change on the bar. Sign says “tip” so I left the rest. There were three dancers Chyann, (pretty smile big mommy parts) a favorite of any guy who frequents this place was sitting with a younger fellow at her side making her money. A redhead girl named Star, (maybe forty never stood up so I didn’t get a good look at her, plane face) I haven’t seen before was taking money from the old guy who’s always there and a thin AA dancer named Lux (maybe Lex I couldn’t figure it out) was on her phone. After a few Lux must’ve figured I wasn’t there to watch the hot rod tv show and drink a coke so she put her phone down long enough to come chat me up. Turns out she also works (or worked) the Palace. Lux seemed to be having an awful day or was on something but wasn’t interested in dancing, then was. Wasn’t drinking, then was, I bought her a drink (4$) whatever she was, I wasn’t interested so I read the room and left. Didn’t spend any real money or any real time. This is typical of this place. I don’t see the reality sign out front anymore not sure if that’s a bad thing. We’ll see.

Not my first time at OGD , Not my best time either. It's been a while since my last visit. I've seen most of the dancers who I recognized from there at other clubs so I figured that OGD's might have new talent. I wouldn't call them new but some were new to me. Pro tip. Don't visit an Akron club between 5-6. It seems to be the change of shift. Outgoing dancers either have one foot out the door. Or, they are trying to cash out someone they have on the hook. Or, they are so thirsty that they rush a bar side dance and push the backroom. Incoming dancers are no better they need to get ready and have a drink and catch up on all the drama and it's an hour before they decide to start making money. Then it's straight to the regulars. If your a casual patron, you're not welcome until about 7. I arrived at about 5:05. Thursday afternoon and walked past two dancers sitting outside with three guys smoking. The parking lot was shuffling: a few cars were leaving and I was parking, it was almost full, It's one way in and one way out, so it always seems crowded. I walked in the side door and turned right into the bathroom. After doing my business and arrangeing my pocket cash it was off to the bar. I paid $3 for for a soda and found an empty round top table and siped my drink waiting to be aproched. There were about 4 dancers inside 2 AA and 2 white. I was eventually aproched by the better looking of the white girls who's name I missed but it started with a "M" she was busty and had a nice smile, Dark hair, we chatted up a bit and I found out she's from Lustys and is only at OG until Lustys re-opens. She implied that her backroom dances are strictly above the waist and she also wanted 10$ a song barside. After one song I let her take her high horse and ride off to the next sucker to swindle. ($10 a song really?? It's Akron) I was then aproched by a cute short AA dancer whom I've enjoyed before. She is friendly but informed me she was leaving. If I wanted to go to the back she would stick around but no barside dances. I was fifteen minutes in after a forty-five minutes drive and I wasn't ready to "finsh" so I passed on what was the best offer I would get all day. After she walked off, her and the other shorter, white, blond dancer went to the back changing room. I read the room downed my soda and found the door. Fast forward one hour After an uneventful trip to the club around the corner and spending more money at McDonald's then both clubs combined I returned to OGs. This time there were 2 different girls smoking outside with different guys. The dancers were different inside also. "M" was still there not making any $$ and after another $3 soda I sat down for round two. I was aproched by a good-looking ,tall, slim, very fit AA dancer with tattoos named "Slim" she was friendly and a good grind at $5 a barside but sales pitched way too much for a backroom so no messing around with slim. There was a cute, tall, thin, blond who sat at the table across from me who made eye contact and indicated interested but then was given a McDonald's bag from an old bent grey hair patron and she began eating her lunch. I wasn't going to wait and never got her name. Finally a thick busty AA dancer came over and programed a few songs into the jukebox. Then offered to dance them for me. Good dances mutual touching and suggestive conversation. She presented her backroom menu but( ugh! ) for some reason she didn't make clear she was waiting for someone or something before she would go in the back for a few songs. Wtf did I were a dirty shirt or something?? I saw her off to check her phone and didn't want to wait on the blond to finsh her happy meal with grandpa so, I headed home. Work doesn't bring me to Akron much in the summer, so his might be a typical weekday during summer break I don't know. Maybe next time.

I think I'm over this place. Stopped in late afternoon Tuesday, only two cars in the parking lot and only two dancers on the clock. Ordered a soda and after using the bathroom sat down and was greeted by a (fluffy) AA dancer named Barbie. I chat up Barbie for about 15 min, she tells me that she's a veteran of the Akron clubs (Lustys) and Youngstown's Lamp post as well as a few other places. And we agreed to go back for a song. We go back lamenting the cameras and the hand written signs everywhere. And after one song $20 I wasn't interested in another. I head back to the bar and make eye contact with the other dancer there who's name excapes me. She's a familiar there (but she isn't Cheyenne or Passion). We chat a few minutes and talk shit about the place. She mentiones that she works at the Palace (back) and we talk about that a few minutes before going to the back for another $20 session. Neither dancer was worth writing a review about and at this point I don't think this bar is either. Drinks are still cheep $2 and it looks like the bathroom is finished with the remodel. To me the place has no identity and with dances on camera for $20 a song I would rather get bar side dances in Akron. Cheyenne and Passion are worth a dance every time. I don't want to hurt their business but they are the one thing about this place that I might spend a dollar on again.

I want to like this place. Stopped in after work about 5pm and the place was empty. There was a hand written sign on the door that said 30 and over. This is new to me but I haven't been through in a few months. I buzzed in which was an upgrade from my last visit because the buzzer didn't work. The new buzzer wasn't the only upgrade. the private nude room looks completed and there is finally a curtain separating the private dance room from the bar. The bartender was a guy I never seen before. I walked around the right side of the bar with my back to the bathrooms and ordered my drink (2$ Coke) The bar was effectively empty with hionly one other guy not buying dances. There were two dancers, I'm not going to rate them but they are exactly the type of dancers you would expect to see here. Both white, both mothers. The first dancer I didn't recognize and I never got her name. Apparently she is formally from Lucky's in Akron and now working here. The other was Passion. I've seen her here before she's sexy in her way, fun parts and flirtatious. We sat and talked about how disappointing this bar is. This bar has taken on the identity of being sorry. They cannot keep dancers, there are handwritten signs everywhere talking about everything from touching the girls to tipping to using the bathroom. It's like the owner hates owning a strip club. The private nude room I mentioned has a camera with audio. Other times when I've been here dancers have complained that the owner would call the bar and yell at them about touching or letting guys get handsy in the back when he was at home watching the bar on his phone. It takes the private out of private dances. After an hour of chatting at the bar with passion we went to the back for 2 dances. 15$ each plus tip. I do recommend Passion she is skilled at provoking the desired response. The bar is what it is. I spend an hour and less than 50$ most of that to Passion. Cheyenne still works here and she's also a treat. No cover, No valet parking, No VIP entrance.

4:00 Thursday Of the five clubs within 5 minutes Interstate 76 Exit 22, this bar is not the one I figured would be the last club standing. By my count one lost its liqueur license (CWs), one burnt up(Lusty), one hasn’t been open on any time I’ve been to Akron(B.Up) and apparently OGD has suffered an exodus. So I guess I’m going to be spending my $$ at G-Spot. The basics of this bar are well reviewed. As I pulled in off south street the parking lot was full and to my annoyance none of the motorcycles were parked in the motorcycle parking area adjacent to the main entrance. The main parking lot is not lined so I made a spot between a bike and the sidewalk in the front row. No one reading cares about parking or the bathroom (there is one) so I’ll move on. The bar area was crowded with mostly working class white guys 50ish. There were a few old timers. There were plenty of dancers making money. Three tall white girls caught my attention as well as a few AA dancers maybe 10 dancers in total. The bar was full so I had to squeeze in behind a guy enjoying a grind to order a bottle of water $2.50. I retreated to one of two large round bar top tables and waited until someone approached seeking to drain my pocket of cash. And waited, and waited, sigh… Unfortunately it seems like today was one day that every dancer either had a meal ticket or didn’t have any interest in making money. There were two AA dancers at the table across from me who never looked up from their phones. And a few other dancers either coming or going. I was surprised to notice one particular dancer with very prominent assets and a face tattoo whom I regularly saw at OGDs. Oddly, In the 40 minutes before I finally was approached nobody used the private room. I was approached by a dancer named Quinn after getting a second bottle of water and making clear eye contact with her when she was chatting up a guy at the bar who she had been dancing for the entire time I was there. She was a thicker very pretty faced white girl. Kind looks like Meadow Soprano. Nice up top, we did a few bar side dances but she was a talker, so much that we talked through about 3 more songs on my lap about the house she wants to buy, where she wants to live, and blah, blah, blah. I only paid her $10 but she did even care (I offered more but she declined). I felt like I was ditching my date at the prom trying to make myself available for another dancer. Eventually I freed myself and found myself in the company of maybe the best looking dancer of the bunch a tall slender, named Honey. Honey talked up a nice bar side sales pitch, very sexy almost sensual heavily flirtatious. She could have easily drained my wallet in the back but she made it clear she doesn’t so I enjoyed a few $5 bar dances. Unfortunately as I was winding things down with honey the only other dancer I was interested in “blowing” money on lead somebody else into the back room. Looks like I’m going home with a full wallet. One hour and $50 was not a wasted trip. Perhaps I need to try a different side of town. If there is a discussion board on the Akron scene let me know in the comments.

Draft night three Per the usual arrangement I made the travel to my friends draft night party, and afterwards stopped in Coitsville at the Palace in the Pines. For those of you not paying attention the Palace is the last decent Youngstown area club. It’s located on McCartney Road in across from some giant mega church, whom I’m sure prays against its existence. The Palace consist of two sections, the front section where I don’t remember ever visiting in my 20 years of frequenting the establishment is a typical, table dance, bikini style club that serves alcohol. The back section also called the royal room. Is a full nude, box car size room, that will be the focus of this review. So, I drive to the back of the gravel parking lot and notice the abundance of empty spaces, indicating that it’s not that busy at all. I park along the row adjacent to the building by the back door. There’s maybe three steps that lead to the landing at the back door where you walk in to the security entrance for the royal room there’s one of those neon writing boards with about five different names on it and a man standing behind a glass security window collecting a $15 cover charge. After paying at the window, you’re buzzed in to the main room, which is about the size of a shipping container or at least it feels like it. To your left is a counter where the man behind the glass collects your money for private dances which are still $20 Per song and sells bottles of water and cans of pop for a dollar. Directly in front of you is a stage area. There is a row of about 10 chairs on each side of the stage. The girls walk down the middle. There’s a couple of poles where they spin and do their show which is not really a show and stop in front of each guy along the way for about a song and collect tips. Unfortunately, for me, there are absolutely no customers in this building, so there is no one dancing however, there’s music playing and apparently upon seeing someone come in the girls know it’s time to put down their phone try to make some money. The first dancer I was approached by is Page. Page is a big girl who looks really sexy. She’s very well proportion and her curves are where you want them to be. She proceeded to come on the stage and offer me a dance. The way it works at this place is the girls dance on stage work their way around the narrow stage and then come over and sit with someone to try to talk to them into the back for a private dance. Page displayed her parts on the stage collected a dollar tip and came to sit with me while the next girl Amber came up on stage. Amber was was a tall thin dirty blonde. Her makeup hid her age so she’s either an old looking 20something or a young looking 40somethtng. The fact that I’m only discussing her age tells you all you need to know about Amber. The last of the three girls there was an average height average, build “A” cup, longhair brunette named Jessica. Jessica was more of a fish out of water at this place. She was in her late 20s probably a year away from a child based on her C-section scar. However, she was easily the best looking girl in the room. (There was only three) Jessica was very pretty very clean skin, great hips and backside. She performed a full nude, handstand legs spread like a T. It was enough to promote a standing ovation, even though I never stood up for my seat. As i mentioned when Page left the stage, she came down and began to offer me her sales pitch for the back room. Paige has all the fun parts that I really like but she was clearly the den mother at the club, and I just wasn’t feeling it tonight. She definitely wasn’t my first round pick but, the other two girls disappeared into the back (an area behind the stage where there’s a men’s room and a locker room) leaving me page and the guy behind the counter, the only people in the room, and it was kind of awkward, so I agreed to do one song private dance with Paige The private dance rooms are phone booths. There’s like five of them to the left of the little counter area where the man behind the glass runs the back room. I pay $20 to the man behind the counter, Page started a song and we proceeded to one of the back cubicles. The dance was as hands on as I wanted to be but I really wasn’t feeling it so I didn’t feel it. Page already had aggressively pursued a way to suck all the money out of my pocket and since I declined, just kind of did what you would expect from a normal back room dance. She showed what you expect to be seen and grinded where you expect to be ground. I tipped her 20 and headed back to my seat, and she walked to the back room. Upon exiting the back with Paige, I ran into Jessica whom asked me if I was leaving or if I want another stage dance I told her she can just sit with me and try to talk me into a private dance which she did. Jessica sales pitch for her private dance was that she doesn’t do the phone booth. There’s one double sized private room that they charge $120 for 15 minutes and I could “tip what I want“. She offered the usual, backroom menus we agreed on a tip which in total was about the same thing that Paige offered for just two songs in a closet. So I got my first private room dance at the palace. I left happy with all the money sucked out of my pocket, which is what you expect when you come to a club like this. I would completely recommend taking Jessica up on a private dance, but something tells me she’s not gonna spend a lot of time at a club like this. She’s a higher class dancer. All and all I spent $200 and don’t regret it.

I decided to stop turning west on route 76 as of my January review of Lustys but then I learned that that filthy pit of despair burnt down and I was renewed with hope for a comfortable recreational oasis. (I am willing to provide information on my whereabouts the day of the Lustys fire) The freeway exit that was adjacent to 4 clubs is now down to 2. After visiting both I’m submitting a review of The G-spot. This club’s atmosphere is different from the other clubs that are and were surrounding the area because it is primarily an urban club. It has ample parking with the entrance door in the middle of the wall adjacent to the parking lot. When you walk in you enter a large mostly unused room with what looks like a stage to your left and a pool table to your right. Directly in front of you is the bar area. The bar encompasses the length of the back wall and right side of the room. To the left end of the bar is a private room and the right is the bathroom. There are probably 15 stools around the bar and 5 or 6 tables in front of it. This afternoon there were about 7 patrons and an equal number of dancers. The patrons were most white, overweight and over fifty and clearly very handsy. The dancers all were typical of Akron clubs 4-8ish and six of seven were AA. I found a seat to the right of the bar by the men’s room and ordered a soda $2.50. The bartender was a busty 40+ white woman who looked like a retired dancer who could still make money In Akron but preferred handing out drinks over handys. A sold 6 for her age bracket wearing a mesh top with nothing underneath. I was immediately approached by a slim AA dancer who offered me a dance “when you get settled in”(I was taking off my jacket and ordered my drink) I agreed but she walked away. About a song later I was surveying the room and I was approached by a maybe 30something blond, very pale, thin, a solid 7 for Akron and the only white girl not serving drinks. She hit me with the “weren’t you here last week?” Approach and started with small talk. She also offered to bar side dance am but wanted me to wait for her to get a smoke first. The bar side dances are the standard $5. I learned that the private room are $20 with $5 to the bar. So some girls ask $25 and others ask $20. The third dancer to approach was named Kat, she was a dark skinned fit 30something who I recognized a former dancer at the Trumbull county bar, That One Place, I wasn’t interested in a dance with her but I couldn’t allow a third dancer to approach me with getting a dance , signaling I’m not spending money. So , after one song I tipped Kat $5 and saw her best side. About a song later the first dancer who approached me returned and I agreed to a song with her. Upon removing her cover up she slipped from a 5 to a 4. It was clear she recently had a child who devastated her already slim figure. As she removed her top she diminished to a 3. She was enthusiastic and nice but after a second song I politely allowed her to move on. About two songs later and another soda, the aforementioned slim blonde returned. I agreed to a bar side and decided to hint my interest in the back room. After the second song spent negotiating I agreed to 3 songs and a $50 tip to wear a raincoat and leave happy. All went as planned and was well worth the tip. $120 and 60 minutes of my life and I was driving home.

I decided to stop turning west on route 76 as of my January review of Lustys but then I learned that that filthy pit of despair burnt down and I was renewed with hope for a comfortable recreational oasis. (I am willing to provide information on my whereabouts the day of the Lustys fire) The freeway exit that was adjacent to 4 clubs is now down to 2. After visiting both I’m submitting a review of The G-spot. This club’s atmosphere is different from the other clubs that are and were surrounding the area because it is primarily an urban club. It has ample parking with the entrance door in the middle of the wall adjacent to the parking lot. When you walk in you enter a large mostly unused room with what looks like a stage to your left and a pool table to your right. Directly in front of you is the bar area. The bar encompasses the length of the back wall and right side of the room at the left end is a private room and the right is the bathroom. There are probably 15 stools around the bar and 5 or 6 tables in front of it. This afternoon there were about 7 patrons and an equal number of dancers.the patrons were most white, overweight and over fifty and clearly very handsy. The dancers all were typical of Akron clubs 4-8ish and 6 of seven were AA. I found a seat to the right of the bar on the turn by the men’s room and ordered a soda $2.50. The bartender was a busy 40+ white woman who looked like a retired dancer who could still make money In Akron but preferred handing out drinks over handys. A sold 6 for her age bracket wearing a mesh top with nothing underneath. I was immediately approached by a slim AA dancer who offered me a dance “when you get settled in”(I was taking off my jacket and ordered my drink) I agreed but she walked away. About a song later I was surveying the room and I was approached by a maybe 30something blond, very pale, thin, a solid 7 for Akron and the only white girl not serving drinks. She hit me with the “weren’t you here last week?” Approach and started with small talk. She also offered to bar side dance and also wanted me to wait for her to get a smoke first. The bar side dances are the standard $5. I learned that the private room are $20 with $5 to the bar. So some girls ask $25 and others ask $20. The third dancer to approach was named Kat, she was a dark skinned fit 30something who I recognized a former dancer at the Trumbull county bar, That One Place, I wasn’t interested in a dance with her but I couldn’t allow a third dancer to approach me with getting a dance , signaling I’m not spending money. So , after one song I tipped Kat $5 and saw her best side. About a song later the first dancer who approached me returned and I agreed to a song with her. Upon removing her cover up she slipped from a 5 to a 4. It was clear she recently had a child who deviated her already slim figure. As she removed her top she diminished to a 3. She was enthusiastic and nice but after a second song I politely allowed her to move on. About two songs later and another soda, the aforementioned slim blonde returned. I agreed to a bar side and decided to hint my interest in the back room. After the second song spent negotiating I agreed to 3 songs and a $50 tip to wear a raincoat and leave happy. All went as planned and was well worth the tip. $120 and 60 minutes of my life and I was driving home.

Lusty’s is trash. (Long review to follow) I'm not someone who is new to this site. I can't remember when I signed up or when I first made a review but, this website does serve its purpose well. Throughout the years I've felt compelled to leave reviews as a courtesy to the other members because I myself have benefited from this community. So after today's horrible experience I again felt it necessary to share an expirence. I've never left a negative review before. Not every great or awful “night out” is worth reviewing: Today I break that streak. Regarding the title. I read reviews often enough to get a feel for an establishment. I usually read the newest review before even considering stopping at a place. The title usually doesn’t matter (I’ll make up my own mind) but I wanted thought to myself what would make me read a review and NOT go to this club. Over the last few years the scene in my usual territory has declined. The familiar establishments in the Youngstown area have declined to the point i wouldn’t call myself a regular at any of them. So, about six months ago I decided to directed my truck west on 76 in search of fertile ground hoping the extra twenty minute round trip would be worth it. I settled on the South Main Street area because of its proximity to four well reviewed clubs. My usual routine is to start my trek at the furthest point and work my way back towards the freeway. After about four or fixe trips over the last six months i settled on this order. Lustys, OGD, Gspot and CW’s. Today started out much like a normal day pilgriming to Akron. I decided to myself that because of the fact CW’s is no longer on the list i would flip my script and start on South st. and end at Lustys (I could always backtrack) I’m not going to reveal much except i did stop at Gspot and OGD spending about an hour between the two places before going to Lustys. So, turned on to the road Lustys is on and was able to park upfront. I went in and it was thus far typical of the place. The older skinny blond bartender was serving drinks and I immediately spotted the older fit white lady (who seems to be the regular) a taller AA also older woman whom I’ve also seen before and remember her saying she only works from time to time. And, a short younger bbw pretty faced AA dancer whom I thought I may have recognized before as a bartender there. There was maybe three other guys. I immediately decided I was not going to spend any significant money there. I pulled up to the bar and ordered a soda. It was $3 and warm and all foam. I didn’t drink it. The bartender struggled to serve it. In the time it took her to fill my glass the pretty faced younger bbw dancers came over. My entire trip lasted two songs. This young lady was drunk or high couldn’t tell. That’s not unusual for any club so I rolled with it and started chatting her up. She offered a dance typical $5 bar side, I accepted, and she started with some face to face grinding. She then started flirting and suggesting a private and began making promises about back room activities. Again not unusual for any of these clubs. I made the usual inquiries about dance cost ($20 a song as if i didn’t know) and expected tip. And she also typically danced around the numbers without putting prices on the menu. At this point , roughly the start of the second song i agreed to, i resolved to drink my warm foam drink the bartender mercifully half filled and politely exit. I think that the young lady dancing for me recognized the signs and began increasing her sales pitch. This is where things went sour. She made a comment about my drink that i should have gotten her one because “I could tell she was famished” and she also began more obvious giving me a handshake over my sweatpants pushing towards me buying a private. Then she buried her head into my sweatpants in an attempt to foreshadow. She started that we’ll go the next song Ignoring I haven’t said yes. And finally she crossed the line. She reached into her purse and pulled out a bottle of hand cream. Put a large gob in her hand and before i realized what she was doing, plunge her hand into my pants. I’ve had handshakes at the bar before. It’s not a boast I seen more contact than that. I however never had a dancer rub scented cream on my junk (and incidentally on my sweats and my hoodie) at the bar. She then tells the bartender we’re going to the back for two and begins to try and lead me to the back. After about 5 seconds when it was obvious I wasn’t going she started talking loudly about money I wasn’t giving her and whatever else I wasn’t going to listen to. I put a $20 on the bar and that’s the last time I’ll ever go there. After this experience compounded with the shutdown of CW’s I think Akron won’t be worth it for a while. But wait! More club details! The club is on a side street. There is a parking lot with potholes and bad lighting on either side. There is a double door entrance and it’s always darker in this club than any other bar you will go to. $3 a drink that’s what I was charged), $ 5 barside and $20 private dances. There is two curtain(bedsheets on string)private area on the bar level. There is a bathroom with a broken urinal, a sink with no paper towels and some giant side rooms that serves no purpose. Every stool in the building is rickety and slopes toward the ground. It’s trash, Lustys is trash.

Draft night 2 I found myself at the same NFL draft night party as last year so I decided to go to the same club as last year afterward. Thursday around 10 at the Palace, nothing new to report but dancers. Cover is still $15 dances are $20 for private. There were only 3 dancers there that evening and no customers. It was as dead as I have ever seen it. Moving on, the first dancer that greeted me was a thicker well proportioned AA 20something. Pretty face, nice smile called herself Kat. She took the stage waisted no time uncovering all the mommy parts and getting her fingers wet. She chatted me up and pitched the menu for private dances. The next dancer was called Zoe (i think) she was a really thin, flat, shapeless, pale skin blonde 20something. She was tatted up and kinda weird in a acceptable way. I think she was just making best of a awkward situation considering I was the only person there. The last dancer called Love, she was new, her first night new, too shy, well proportioned AA. Didn’t even wear a guarder for tips. Good luck finding her I Doubt she’ll last the weekend. After the stage parade Kat took her shot sitting down next to me to make her sales pitch. I was reluctant so we talked about the place. She told me she has been the only regular the last 3 months and Zoe was the only other dancer with a full menu, even offering to bring her over if I wanted her. We both understood I wasn’t there as for a $2 bottle of water. My decision was made for me when someone else came in and without even sitting down walked up to the window and bought a few dancers from Zoe. Kat told me that that wasn’t unusual. I negotiated two songs and a Ben Franklin for Kat to read me the Beacon Journal and we proceeded to the back. All and all it was a solid outing. I wouldn’t usually post about but it’s been awhile since this place has been reviewed.

There is a lot of post about this club so let me offer a post COVID review. First the club is open and operating as usual. For anyone who doesn’t understand how this place works I’ll explain. The Palace is two separate clubs under one roof. Up front is a bar, you can get tables dances and drinks (liquor) and I think there is a stage? I don’t know I’ve never wasted my time there. In the back (you really have to walk out and walk in a separate door behind the building) is a full nude club no liquor, water and soda, non-private private rooms and stage with a pole. Sometimes called the Royalty Room but everyone knows it as “The Back”. I’m serious when I say I know nothing about the front. I can tell you all the essentials about the back. The cover is $15 and has been for twenty years. But unlike just a year ago the non-private private dances are $20 a song. They offer 4 songs for $60 and some other escalations. The weeknight I arrived, I walked in at 9pm. There were 4 girls working but no one on stage yet. I paid my $15 and got a $5 back so I Immediately bought myself a soda ($1) and took a seat around the stage.(I needed singles) Again for anyone who haven’t been there, the room is about the size one car garage long ,narrow. A back stage area where the bathroom is and a front stage area with the doorman and the non-private private rooms. There is no seating except at the stage. The four dancers working were, Crystal a very pretty WOC thin and fit light skinned. Candy an attractive past her prime blond, straight hair pretty face not thick but not a tight shape. Vamp is a thin fit goth chick. She has permanent fangs implanted on her teeth long nails and (tasteful) fake boobs. Black hair pale skin not the least bit shy. She had no problem explaining that the teeth don’t impede anything. And lastly the new chick, I don’t know her name it was her first night she is the thickest dancer but has all the best parts and overall the best body. I started my evening tipping the new girl on stage. The girls walk a lap around the stage offering dances to the guys for a tip. New girl, first night, I’m her first dance, SO...she falls of the drink ledge and on my lap. She having no feel for the room and not seeing how the other girls work the stage, was out of place. Great body but she was overdressed for the room. The next girl Crystal did her thing topless with lots of thong pull aways. Danced half a song and collected her Dollar. Vamp was next, she spent her dance time up close dancing on the drink ledge and (the chick has fangs!) she also handcuffed herself with a clip chain. Last was Candy who did her thing but after her introduction and some boob rubbing and getting her fingers wet she just moved down the line before the tip. It was slow so I started the interview process with Crystal she pitched the menu about the non-private private dances. The standard is $80 for reading the Beacon Journal. (I saw that in a different post) she went back on stage and then disappeared in the back. The New Girl made her pitch but she was shy. She could have closed the deal but my hold up was if you won’t say it you might not do it. And she pitched $100 for the tip. Vamp was AWOL when not on stage so I never herd her pitch. Candy saw her shot and took it. After talking things out we agreed on the standard tip and she guaranteed one song would be enough and if not she would play overtime. I keep referring to non-private private dances. That’s exactly what they are. You pay your $20 to the guy in the window at the front and then you go back with your dancer at the start of the next song. The private room is a closet with a chair and no door. You can see everything going on in every cubicle you walk by. Each girl has her preferred cubical/closet with the furthest back for the most senior. If you have a shy guy you might have some issues with the private room. Candy delivered on schedule (one song) and after the clean up, they keep baby wipes in the rooms. I was on my way home. All in all not a bad night walked up with $120, and walked out after an empty soda and a few ounces empty somewhere else. A few pro tips. Use your Waze app to get there. Program it for the church across the street if you don’t want the strip club in your GPS. I don’t know what Police department is local, but the Waze app let me know where they were hiding. Bring ones or do like I did and buy a soda. When the girls come on stage they start their circle nearest the mirrors and move clockwise. If you seat yourself down the aisle by the mirror you’re first to get a dance and the benefit of a full strip after you she’s just in a thong the rest of the way around. If you sit on the opposite side you get the dance in front of you and if you want to be cheap or don’t like what you see you can just pass. Interview all the girls (by interview I’m saying talk to them about your intentions and their service.) everyone knows what goes on but it doesn’t have to. You can seriously just get a dance and a good grind with nothing special. I mentioned that depending on where you sit you could pass. DONT if you’re in the back you’re going to look. It’s a dollar, even if your negotiating your private dance with someone else. Pay the dollar and politely have the girl on stage move on. It’s keeps the wheels greased for the rest of us guys. The parking lot is lit and the doorman was watching it with a camera system so you don’t have to wonder about that. Lastly, I got the impression that the guys running the place are new. There are signs about touching and exposure. But I overheard one of the girls telling the doorman that she explained the standard tips to the new girl.

It’s been a while since I’ve been here.this is strictly a Day Bar. It looks like they are struggling to keep dancers. Beer is two bucks and Glen the bartender is easy to chat up. It looks like the new owners are actually putting money into the bar even if they haven’t replaced the broken stools. There is a new stage area being built in the room to the left of the bar area that will feature a pole and stage lighting. The private room is not really private it’s still just booth seats at either end and one in the middle no divider between. The dances are ten bucks but have eleven because someone has to pay the jukebox. I got a dance from Scarlet because she was the only one there that afternoon. Good grind nothing “special” twenty-two bucks. I can’t say a full smile but I did need an adjustment after standing up.(that’s something). For a day bar there is nothing to complain about. The clientele is blue collar all working class. There is more than one regular dancer in their list, Saturday there is a hot younger Asian featured chick named “Kitten” and at least some other girl who goes by “K” according to the wipe board. I’d go back but it’s more of a fishing trip looking for more and different dances.

I've been there twice now that the new owner has taken control of "Uncle Joes" this was my third visit. There were three girls working all three were worth getting dances from. The board that list the dancers has more than three dancers listed so I hope to comeback on a night and I get to meet a new face. I don't remember their names except for April, more about her later. The bar tender (dude) was good and kept the drinks filled there is a female who also tends bar, (short shorts and a tight top) but she wasn't there. The atmosphere is more of a bar with dancers than a dancer bar so it was comfortable. The guys around the bar were social and the girls didn’t seem like they were having favorites. Over all, I would come back. The drinks were cheep, they have liquor and beer no draft. I didn’t order food but they claim that that is an option. They have a new pool table and a punching bag game. I bought a dance from April she was sexy and made it worth the price. She was not pushy and it was NOT a special like it was at Uncle Joes. There is two open air couches in the back dance room its private enough to be comfortable but not enough to get in trouble. The dances are ten dollars a song , tip not included neither is the jukebox. You need to pony up for music or you might have to break to feed the machine. The couches are on opposite walls facing each other so you get the bonus of watching the other couch get worked during your grind. Well worth the money and trending Up. hope to comeback soon.

Not much to say about Uncle Joe's. I've been in for a few twice in the last two weeks. It's been dead both times Jazz has been behind the bar and dancing. Once there was a cute thicker white girl getting dressed to go home, leaving Jazz alone to tend bar. If you haven't been there before, They are mostly an afternoon lunch hour bar and they close at 8. From what I was told they are busy for lunch and die down after 4. They are technically a member only club, They buzz you in and if they don't know you they won't serve you or will make you buy a membership. If the bartender doesn't like you you better make friends quickly because unless someone vouchers for you you'll be asked to leave. It's kind of a poorly lit bar and it was chilly. The bathroom was well, a men's room, urnal toilet and sink Soap and no towels. Drinks are cheep. There is no food so, it is only girls and drinks. The good news it has been sold to someone who is supposed to dump some $$ into the place. I'm hoping that they hire new girls and a bartender so I can get a dance. I noticed a new sign that says $10 a song I guess that is a raise in price. Wouldn't know I can't seem to find a day with more than one girl there. It will still members only but as I said that is loosely observed. It's worth a stop just for jazz (the bartender) I can't tell you about anyone else because I haven't seen anyone dancing. 5 of 10 , I'll give it month and review again.

now I know i’m a month late on this review but it wasn’t a go home and post a review night, it was a sleep with a smile on your face night. it was a Wednesday and from past experience i have been told Wednesday is a good night to show up there. something about most of the girls are working. it seemed that way because i can remember seeing about 7 girls. i only remember China, and Katrina by name. now the way i plan my night at the palace considering i make it there about twice a year is i plan on 15$ cover and 10$ in singles to tip the bar and buy a water. then 20$ for 2 dances and a 80$ tip. i keep an extra 20$in my phone in reserve. The night usually plays out about 90 minutes and its worth the 125 bucks. So i pay the cover and take my usual seat at the end of the bar down by the jukebox i make sure i am sitting so that the music speaker is not directly behind me so i can talk up the dancers. first thing i notice is now the guy at the counter controls the music. kinda nice because the dancers used to ask guys for money for the music. first dancer i see is a chubby little thing who is thirsty. i remember her from about six months ago and she was just as thirsty then as now. she starts with the usual chat and comes with the “have you been here before?” and even after i answer "yes" she insist on describing me her “menu” and pushes me for a dance. That is one off the list. And that is how the game is played. i sit down and watch the dancers and one by one i eliminate the list of possibilities of dancers who get to receive a protein shake. so let me take the cap off my drink before you offer too suck the money out of my pocket. moving on, i eliminate a few dancers who are either already on a catch or I’m worried of catching something from. i eliminate China because she is the den mother and has been there for years. i finally settle on this really sexy Katrina chick and this good looking shyly sexy chick who reminds me of a waitress too hot to be working at Ihop or a cashier at walmart you make it a point to go thru her line even with one item. just clean looking and as sexy from the neck up as neck down. i wanted her so as I’m about to make my pitch,but, Katrina makes her pitch. she sits down with me a couple songs and chats me up she already had my attention so i let her make her pitch, but the twist, she brings in backup. one of the other honestly really good-looking regular dancers, with the best pool cue holders sits down opposite her and they double team me on Katrina's sales pitch. we agree on 4 dances and the 80$ tip, well played. looks like I’m taping into my reserve tonight. so, the dance. i walk up to the window and things change. as i said earlier, 20$ for 2 dances. WRONG they raised their prices! WTF! its now 15$ a song. now I’m stuck on 2 songs and a 90$ tip. no i cash in the last 5$ in singles so we do 3 songs. my loss. i like the last row of rooms but both were in use so we moved in to the middle on the left. she was to the point and told me to get comfortable before i sit down and that the guys up front already know the plan and won’t be checking up on us. lets say i was completely satisfied after the second song. A couple of baby wipes and i was ready to head home. even got the off the clock info if i want to save on the cover charge. next visit will be early October. i don’t repeat dancers so i know what I’m looking for. hopefully whatever her name is will be there.

This used to be my favorite spot. Ive seen everything from toothless chicks to Blond bombshells, I have even witnessed a cute blond dime wearing a thong bikini and a leg brace from her ankle to her thigh work the pole like a pro. Friday was my first time back in years. I stopped in after visiting some friends for a drink and some eye candy and wasn't disappointed. The bartender was either in a good mood or didn't care about the two drink minimum posted right inside of the door because after breaking a $20 and tipping a buck I had a bottle of water and 18 dollar bills to tip the girls. At first I thought that the night would end quickly after surveying the room I counted about fifteen dicks and four chicks, a bad ratio. I was soon approached by a tall well built mixed girl named Shannon. We chatted and she offered me a dance at the bar and shook god gave her for a couple of ones. Then as usual she offered a private dance for 20 a song. Thinking I was not going to do any better I went for it and was led to the back room for our private dance. Thats when the mood changed. The back room in the old days was a pool room with 2 tables and a few bar tops. Now the walls were liked with about 10 lounge chairs and mirrors with every chair full with an even hotter dancer earning her money. Shannon earned her money and let me know that I could see anything I wanted except her gag reflex. However ,she let it known that for the right price on a less busy night things change. I think I'll have to stop in on a Tuesday next time.