Reviews by laura.shellwin
Submit a ReviewThe Geisha House
3157 E Washington Ave
Madison, WI 53704
Decent time
I went here on a recent Wednesday night. After getting buzzed in, I had to wait for a few minutes for the "lineup". As it turned out, I was offered a choice between…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(AnonymousJim)
Apr 18, 2019, 2:53 PM
The Boxxx Office
W11208 State Hwy 33 Trunk
Portage, WI 53901
First time here
About once each year I'm out the Dells/Portage area. I usually hit Chubbies, even though I'm never really happy there. So I saw this place on TUSCL so I thought I'd give it…
Apr 4, 2019, 3:02 PM
Heart Breakers
9440 W National Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53227
A pretty good time
I've been here many times. It's not my favorite place, but it's close to me and I won't go to Silk ever, ever again. If OTB was a little closer, I'd have gone…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(K1956)
Jan 13, 2019, 12:29 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
Great time, twice
Went here again on a Thursday afternoon. This place is definitely my favorite in the Milwaukee area. Sat at the semi-circle bar as I usually do. I would go up to the…
Jul 22, 2018, 8:26 PM
Elite Entertainment
112 E Oak St
Juneau, WI 53039
I'll check back in a while
Went here for the first time in a very long time. There is no sign outside except for a temporary "banner" near the door. Inside, it's much the same as when it was…
May 4, 2018, 11:32 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
A Good Visit, Thanks To Dakota
$10 to get in on this cold Wisconsin night. Had a seat at the half-circle bar, as I usually do. It was a quiet evening, so finding a seat wasn't nearly as difficult…
Mar 25, 2018, 6:20 AM
Hawaii by Night
339 Royal Hawaiian Ave
Honolulu, HI 96815
Good visit
Thought this would be the best of the HNL bunch. From reading the reviews, it was pretty much the only Hawaii club I'd consider. So up the stairs I went. The reviews…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Lexix)
Jan 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
Silk Exotic Madison
7302 US-14
Middleton, WI 53562
Plenty going on, none of it interesting
Yes, it's a nice enough building and the dancers are plentiful. But if you want anything more than that, I'd try somewhere else. I was here with a group, somewhat against my will…
Dec 25, 2017, 2:30 PM
Chantilly Lace
106 7th St, Rockford, IL 61104, USA
Nice enough place, but not my thing I guess
Things didn't go very well. It was my first time here and I saw Amanda. She was about 28, blonde, and a litter bigger than I would have liked. Given that…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
Nov 25, 2017, 10:08 PM
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
N576 US-12
Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
Busy, pretty standard night
OK so I tried this place again as I do every year or two. I really never, ever get what I want here but still it's good enough. The girls are usually pretty…
Nov 5, 2017, 8:55 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
Another daytime visit
Came here again as I do probably 4-5 times per year. Nothing has changed inside or out - same as it's been for a while. On this visit there appeared to be around…
Oct 4, 2017, 8:18 PM
Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)
N866 Co Rd R
Watertown, WI 53098
I didn't feel welcome
I keep coming here because my boys say they have a good time. I guess I am just not there at the right time or something. Maybe too early? Dancers were 75%…
Jul 30, 2017, 6:36 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
Okay time, I enjoy the place
Came here again on a Tuesday afternoon. I guess I visit infrequently, being married and all. Probably get out 3-4 times/year, outside of traveling. Anyway the reason I bring it up is…
May 13, 2017, 8:38 PM
Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)
N866 Co Rd R
Watertown, WI 53098
Not the right mix, but still a nice time
Went here again last Wednesday. Haven't noticed any interior changes since last time, so right to the action. Was approached 4x by what I would call "pushy" AA dancers, you might call them…
Apr 6, 2017, 9:22 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
Fun time X2
Went here on a very snowy Tuesday night. I come here, even though it's farther for me than Silk, because I know what I'm going to get if I get a lap dance or…
Feb 25, 2017, 10:06 PM
Heart Breakers
9440 W National Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53227
pretty good time, finally
I went here again even though I hate myself for it. I feel that way because I really should just keep driving to OTB, but I guess this is just closer. This night…
Jan 17, 2017, 6:12 AM
Club O
17038 S Halsted St
Harvey, IL 60426
Big and full
I've been here twice. Most recently on a Friday night, around midnight. I arrived to a full club. The doorman was having to seat people, at least in the section where I…
Oct 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
Heart Breakers
9440 W National Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53227
Same as it usually is
Gave this place another shot since it's the closest place to my house where I can see boobies. Same crazy middle aged lady bartending. Bouncers were friendly enough and stayed out of the…
Oct 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
Silk Exotic Platinum
11400 W Silver Spring Rd
Milwaukee, WI 53225
Nice time at Silk
Well I had a chance to go here with a small group of guys. Overall we had a pretty nice time. I made a connection with Jasmine, a thin, decent white girl.…
Sep 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
First time here
I walked in around 4:15 in the afternoon. Nobody at the door when I arrived to take a cover charge, so I just walked in. As it was my first time here, I…
Aug 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
Great club for anything you want
Came here on a trip last month. I'd been here about 5 years ago, so I knew I'd want to come back. It's a huge warehouse type club. The dancers this time…
Jul 13, 2016, 12:00 AM
Elite Entertainment
112 E Oak St
Juneau, WI 53039
Nobody home, really
This place is kind of nearby for me. I've been here a bunch of times but never, ever really had a good time. Clubs change over time, and you never know what might…
Jun 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
Brad's Brass Flamingo
4011 Southeastern Ave
Indianapolis, IN 46203
A lot of action, but not for me
I was here on a recent Saturday night. The place was very, very crowded - there was an event in town. I knew this because I saw multiple people still wearing their conference…
Jun 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
N576 US-12
Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
5th+ visit
Well, in the Dells this is my favorite club. There are a lot of things I don't like about it. Weekends in season it's usually very crowded and very hard to get any…
Apr 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
Beansnappers
N2901 WI-47
Appleton, WI 54913
Nice, but I'm not sure I get it
This is kind of a strange place, with the no alcohol thing,. I know I can work around it, but still, I don't like it. I had pleasant interactions with several girls, all…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(yetidog)
Dec 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
















