Reviews by Safana

Avoid this place. Not only is parking hard to find on Aurora but this place is dirty. That doesn't usually bother me. I revisited here to see if I went on an off night. This…

This place is a dive. I didn't even see a door person when I went in. Bartender accepted the $10 cover and $3 minimum drink purchase. The facilities are necessarily filthy, just broken down and falling…

Checked out the club again. Same, weird layout as before: long but narrow mainstays and small stage at back of the room. There's a lapdance room adjacent to main floor. Claustrophobic feeling and seats so…

The Lakewood Deja Vu is one of the only good Talents West managed clubs in the state. There are tgree areas to the club: 1) main dance stage w/ ample sseating and no rail, 2)…

Came for an outstanding bankers conference and left with little to do. Hostesses were polite, parking wasn't hard to find, and I had a good time. Portland's the strip club capital of the US…

Money doesn't go quite as far here compared to other clubs with 2-for-discounts. Not that that's entirely a bad thing. Quality of dancers is much, much higher. There's at least one dancer tat matches your…

Went on a Saturday ages ago. My buddy and I heard great things. Parking is difficult as the lot is smaller than the club. Pulled in and there was the po-po. They were talking up…

Little Darlings only employs the best dancers. It's a cozy, underground club near Belltown and South Lake Union. There's only one stage and the VIP area is fairly open but the quality of the dancers…

Visited Rick's on Friday. Not many ladies dancing. One dancer said her sister would dance that night and that I should stay. Eventually, I spotted Lynx. Fit, dark hair, gorgeous eyes and smile. She's an…

Walked in and immediately a dancer said she recognized me. I didn't protest as she made herself comfortable on my lap as she breathed in my ear. Killer body and the cutest face. Def a…