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Stopped in early on a Friday evening. Place was relatively empty, but looks are deceiving as this is a fairly large layout. I had not been in a few months and while the physical layout is the same, the dancers were all new to me. There were a couple of sullen looking Asian girls near the bar who were pretty but did not seem inclined to approach. The club appears to have regulars and the girls pay the most attention to them, as you would expect. My mixed drink was $3.75, which seems cheap to me but I don't frequent bars so I may not know this. I was looking for Jewel, a dark haired, manipulative and chatty girl who I saw there a few months ago. She could always coax me into the very expensive VIP room ($100 for 15 minutes) but no Jewel. After about 15 min or so blonde haired Amanda approached. Said she was Brazilian but she sounded Russian to me. No matter, it was damn difficult to understand what she was saying. She smelled of cigarettes but said she was a fitness instructor and she certainly looked the part. I would have blown her off but had a hard time saying no and bought a couple of LD's. She was affectionate and liberal and so I gave her a good tip and left for my Christmas party. This is the only show in town, so I count my blessings and will come to this club when the urge hits. It is close and there are nearly nude women here, and that is enough for me. I rarely stay more than an hour and always come early, so see other reviews on what this place is like during the prime party hours. Bedford NH is not Providence or Montreal, nor do I expect it to even come close. Apples and oranges, but I will eat both.

Had to kill an hour or so on a Friday afternoon, and was in the Nashua area. This is one of only a handful of clubs up here, so you have to take what you get. This one used to be called the Blue Moon, and it is located in the fairly small town of Tyngsboro, Massachusetts. Amazing that it is even allowed to exist here, and my sense is that this is a club where everyone must play be the rules, and the rules in Mass are fairly restrictive. Hard to believe you can get better mileage north of the border in NH (but note, pickings are incredibly slim up there). I arrived at around 3:30 pm and was not charged a cover fee. There were about 6 girls working, and at least two of them were sitting around with what appeared to be some regulars. They seemed generally friendly and cute. That said, there was no ethnic diversity this afternoon - all relatively skinny white girls in various stages of fitness. One fairly tall blonde with an oh so tiny paunch in the middle told me she had just broken her foot, and so she was crawling around the stage picking up her tips and not even trying to dance. Give her an A for effort. Another bottle blonde that I saw here a couple of years ago was still dancing, and I remembered her from that long ago because she has perfectly sized natural breasts with slightly upturned, puffy nipples. She is a real sweetheart and just oozes sex when she crawls around the stage. She does not dance and does not need to. The stage chairs seem to just fill up when she comes out. Easily the most entertaining girl was a short, spectacled mousy brown haired chica who pulled off the sexy nerd look in a very convincing way. Think a sexy Velma from Scooby Doo, for those of you old enough to remember. She actually did dance, and it was a nerdy, herky jerky number with just the right amount of awkwardness. Very charming indeed. Her caboose was one that any AA girl would be proud to own - really a very sexy girl whose novelty came from her ordinary look. This is a girl you may not look at twice on the street (unless she was naked, and that she certainly was). Very entertaining and a nice break from the usual stripper profile. The only way it gets better is if she went with full bush, but that just is not done in SC's these days. It is really a shame, but a girl would risk humiliating cat calls from the crowd (and likely, her fellow strippers) if she ever showed up unshaven. Here's the thing. There are no lapdances given at the Club. The private dance area is a series of couches very open to the view of the bouncer, and given that this place exists in Tyngsboro, Mass, they have to play by the rules. So, the dances are not really worth getting, since you cannot touch or get touched by a dancer. Be generous at the rail, but save your money otherwise. So, this is a good place for what it is - a place to see cute women get totally naked, and maybe have a nice conversation with them. The furnishings are a little tired, and the place seems a little downscale but hey, we must be thankful for what we have.

Stopped in after the Canadien's victory over the Leafs. Good crowd as usual, and management made sure there were plenty of hotties. Dancer quality is usually above average at CP, and this night was no exception. Went through a few buckets and fended off the obligatory visits from roving dancers. Finally settled on a striking blue eyed brunette who said she was French (uh huh) and was really very pretty - all natural but costumed to the nines. After paying off all of the usual people who want their cut we went downstairs to VIP and had a wonderful time. An expensive night but a great nightcap to the Habs win over the Leafs. Things to know - Chez Paree has a well deserved reputation for quality and class. That said, it is an expensive club and my American friends need to know that greasing the skids by liberal tipping (that includes everyone, right down to the bouncer at the door or at the private booths) is mandatory. Make sure you have plenty of small bills. If you know this, and abide by the rules you will have a great time here. Just don't show up after a Habs/Bruins game if you are from Boston (or leave the black and gold at home). Canadians are a friendly bunch, but passionate about their hockey and they don't take losing very well.