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4 yrs ago
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The Outerspace Club
328 N 54th St Philadelphia, PA 19139
Awesome evening at the Outer space club but with very limited options
So I had been to this place a long time ago, definitely more than 2 1/2 years so decided to visit one fine week night around 7pm. For those who are new here, this club is located at the corner of 54th and Haverford and quite easy to spot when you get there. I was able to find street parking not too far away from the entrance but there is always that doubt when you park in the area (although I didnt have any issues even last time). Anyway, as I walked in I noticed that there was no security guy like last time at the front door waiting to pat me down as I entered. So the way this club is set up is that you walk into a smallish bar with a bunch of bar stools lined up and music playing, it was dark and I did not see anyone dancing here. Well then there is also an upstairs which you can get to if you make a right as soon as you enter the business. In my case, there was a guy standing right there who asked for a $10 cover before I could go up. Upstairs is more spacious in my opinion, a biggish room as you enter with a small bar at the other end and some stools surround it. The layout is interesting as you walk to the bar, there is a wooden bench that almost runs across the length of the hall and a stage with poles and a large mirror opposite to it. It was really hot outside so they had it nice and cool upstairs. I saw a couple of ladies hanging out with one of them kinda slow dancing on the stage, she was tall and pretty but I never got her name. I sat at the bar and have to say the bar tender was one of the coolest and chillest I have come across in a long time, as a whole really loved the vibe of the place as I saw what I assume were about 4- 5 regulars hanging out. Ok so now like I said, there were two women on this floor which was a bit disappointing to begin with, only got worse in the beginning because one of them went downstairs almost immediately and never came back. The tall one left dancing was of AA origin, slimish and kinda beautiful. She danced half heartedly for a few songs and I was about to contemplate leaving early when I saw another dancer walking in. Her name was Choc and she was a high 8 in any club you walk into, so I was a bit surprised to see her at this place. Anyway, she sat around having a couple of drinks and then a patron sitting on that wooden bench asked her for a dance or many. IMHO she was incredible, AA all natural with a nice fit bod, not too thick not too slim types. Apart from her the only dancer there was the tall one who eventually managed to walk up to me and asked if I wanted any dances, which by the way are $5 per song. I did get a few with her but they were so so, I was sitting at the end of the bar and they dont really have a separate area for dances. So while ymmv with a dancer, I am not sure how much liberties can one take with people literally a feet or so away. The place was starting to pack up and there were about 10 patrons now, almost all of them seemed like regulars. Anyway,I had to wait about 10 songs before Choc approached me and I was in a way waiting for that. I must have gotton about 8 - 10 dances from her myself and she was amazing. Allowed hands pretty much any where and always up for nice conversations which is a plus I think. Had a few drinks with her too and as I was about to wrap up my visit, I noticed that they have a private room in the back of the bar to which you need to get a key and pay at the bar up front. Reason I noticed, was because I saw the tall dancer taking someone to the back room with her. I have absolutely no idea what the rate is for using it and for kind of privacy you would have back there but it seemed like a closed door room to me. Oh well, next time perhaps. All in all, the place was really nice and laid back and people here were very chill. They were laughing, joking, drinking and the bar tender and the way she interacted with the patrons was only a bonus. I got a couple of beers as well and they were $5 if I remember correctly. But I was certainly disappointed with the lack of options, maybe because it was a week night. I dont know but I definitely want to be back and report on this again. It spent almost an hour here and there were not more than 3 dancers upstairs the whole time, while there was easily more than a dozen patrons or so by the time I left. Maybe it gets better later in the night.
5 yrs ago
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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029
A so so week night at Lou's
Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times. A nice big place, on the right there is a biggish stage in between surrounded by a bar with plenty of seating all around it. On the left, a couple of small stages with a separate area for couch dances. I have to say even though the club was mostly quiet, there was a nice selection of women, mostly Caucasian but also a couple of latinas. Most were nice 7s and I do not think there was a real eye grabber among the lot. The usual was every woman doing a couple of dances on the stage followed by them going around saying Hi . I was among 4 other patrons in the club but some how apart from a regular perhaps, none of the girls seemed interested in talking or mingling with other patrons. I was there for about 30 mins or and almost all of the women were either on their phones or chatting amongst themselves. Anyway, finally a nice curvy latina (forget her name, but dont worry you are not missing much) approached me for a chat and after a few mins since I had made up my mind to leave already, I asked her if we could go for a dance. Just so that the night was not a total loss, but well even though we were the only ones in the dance area, her dancing could be barely called dancing. It comprised of her sitting on my lap facing away and just grinding a little, I was certainly starting to regret even that $20 that I was gonna spend on her. Anyway, paid my tab both in the room and the bar and left soon afterwards. I am not sure if I am going to try this place again, strangely women were fine just that maybe the place is a little too relaxed for my liking.
8 yrs ago
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Blue Diamond Lounge
3979 W Ford Rd Philadelphia, PA 19131
Pleasantly surprised at Sabel's
First of all, I was not aware that the club opens late, it practically opened at 6:30 pm and this was a Wednesday. Anyway, I went in around 6:45 or so and even though the place is small, I was pleasantly surprised by the laid back and chill atmosphere. The layout has been discussed often, but for benefit of newbies, it is basically size of a large living room with one bar towards the corner. Seats surround a pretty accessible stage. So since they had just opened up, there was just me and 1 more patron with one girl dancing on the stage, she was a latina with a nice booty and just when I thought thats about it, they bring out the 2nd and then the 3rd and 4rth girl on stage rotating after a couple of songs each. All of them WOC but damn they knew how to own the stage. The dancers were pretty friendly and I got a dance from a nice well built 8/10 chick who did an awesome job. I didnt ask for any extras so I am not sure if they were available, but the lap dance are barely private so I am not sure how they would be offered anyway. I was the only guy in the lap dance room, which is basically 3 couches in a closed in area separated by curtains from the main hall. Overall, the thing that impressed me was the chill vibe and a non rushed attitude of the dancers who were working there. Even though there werent many patrons around, I was never jostled for anything by any of the dancers. Oh and one more thing, you can approach the stage freely and tip the dancers you know where and they didnt seem to mind
8 yrs ago
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Penthouse Club Philadelphia
3030 Castor Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134, USA*
Not all bad during a day shift
I ended up visiting the Penthouse club on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm and was blown away with the interior of the club. This place is huge, very nice inside but was mostly empty. I suppose that can be expected on a weekday afternoon, but even the main stage did not have anyone dancing in the beginning. Later on, they did manage to have at least one girl up there. There were about 6 - 8 patrons including me and all sat around the bar which is the first thing you will see when you walk in. Much has been said about the layout so I will skip details, but basically two levels, very plush inside and two bars, one at every level. Their lapdance setups and private rooms are on the 2nd level. Good thing is they have an elevator :) So when I entered, there were maybe 1 or 2 dancers mingling with the patrons, but after about 20 mins or so, 3 - 4 girls came out and one of them would always be on the main stage while others hung out at the bar etc What surprised me though was the quality of the girls, they were all high 8s and coincidentally all of them were all natural (which I like). I got dances from a couple of them, their lap dance set up consists of semi private couches which have curtains for privacy and the 2nd level was darker. Dances were great for me, specially with a White mid 20s spinner (dont recall her name) but she had short hair and a toned body. Full on touching, groping and maybe even a little extra. But I seriously think YMMV. I will definitely recommend going there specially, if you are looking to go to a club early evening, like I said I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of girls even during these dead hours, but I wish they have more dancers on staff during weekdays specially before 6pm. Has to be one of the nicest clubs in Philly though, very well maintained.
8 yrs ago
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The Piccadilly Club
3123 N 30th St Philadelphia, PA 19132
Nice time at the Picadilly
This is a long overdue review, I visited the club about 3-4 weeks ago for the first time and have to say, was pleasantly surprised after the sketchy entrance and the overall look of the place. When you walk in, pay the cover, you are treated to a sight of two bars almost running parallel. Thats about it when it comes to the layout, but the atmosphere and the people running the place were fun and made you feel welcome. There were about 7 to 8 dancers all women of color and a smallish stage with a pole where one dancer was almost always "performing" Drinks were not bad for the price and they had good service too. The only thing strange was that the club does not have a proper place to get your lap dances, either you get them right there at the bar on a stool or wrap around the wall couch surrounding the bigger bar, so not much when it comes to privacy. The thing I liked was that everybody was very relaxed and I was not heckled for either tipping or dances, but there were two very attractive looking younger dancers who I had my eye on and got a chance to talk with. Dances are $10 and ymmv, mine was good from one and ok from the other. A whole lot of touching all around which is always good :0 All in all, a nice relaxed place where you would want to hang out even if you're not getting dances. Would definitely recommend, but if you are looking for upscale ambiance maybe this is not the right place for you.
8 yrs ago
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Atlantis Gentlemen's Club
3813 Chestnut St Philadelphia, PA 19104
Not too thrilled about the experience
This latest visit was probably my 3rd time but after almost an year and boy things seemed to have changed. I went in on a Thursday around 4pm or so and to be honest the place was dead. There was maybe a couple of guys sitting at the bar and even though the service at the bar was OK, the girls themselves were either very reluctant to come up on the stage to dance or were preserving their energies for the night rush. Anyway, after I sat and got my drink, I started seeing a couple of ladies doing the rounds around the club but none that would peak my interest. All in all, I probably saw maybe 5 or 6 ladies in the club in total which is far too less for a club this size. All women were AA and to be fair, two of them did come around eventually to talk and offer their wares but nothing out of the ordinary. I did however go for a dance, it was $20 in a common room with all the couches in dreadful condition, mileage was average as well. There was not too much interest shown by any of the women to a few patrons there so I was out after about an hour. Physically, the club has a nice format, with a biggish stage in the center (with 3 poles) and a bar surrounding the stage, at all times there was 1 girl dancing there. There's plenty of seating and they also have private rooms which I was told cost $30 per song. Not a bad experience but must say that I was expecting more based on my previous visits where there would be any where from 10 - 12 girls hanging out at the bar at least. Probably not a place for someone who is looking to stop by in the evening, places like Oasis are better for the late afternoon traffic.