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75 reviews by notyouraverageBS

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

A low carat diamond visit

I spent a lot of time here last summer but very little since until this month when I decided to check it out a few times on weekday evenings to see how it is. As…

3 yrs ago

Bare Assets

Holiday, FL

Assets worth investigating

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Located just across the line into Pasco country on Rt 19 north where nude bars can serve alcohol unlike Hillsborough just south. Parking around the 3 sides of the building is minimal, just enough…

3 yrs ago3

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

They put the strip in Ybor

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Taking care of the logistics, club is located at an intersection in a non-descript area about a mile+ from the Ybor strip. Free self-parking is limited to 2 sides of the building but is ample.…

3 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

Oooozes....little

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stopped in on Monday with a few hours to kill to see the strip club voted best in the bay, per the sign I saw. Plenty of parking outside. No cover was charged.…

4 yrs ago3

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, FL

A nice little gem

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

My impressions of topless, alcohol-serving bars in the area has not been favorable thus far. For the most part the ones I have tried have been either overpriced for what you get or simply…

4 yrs ago3

Scores Tampa

Tampa, FL

The odds are not in your favor

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Pet store, pawn shop and right in the middle of this little plaza is a strip club. Parking is fitting for the location. There is valet parking, there has to be, because there…

4 yrs ago2

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Nuder is better

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a composite of a few visits. As with most clubs in this area, not much happens until later in the evening. And being a nude, non-alcohol club, it can be very late…

4 yrs ago

Silks

Palm Harbor, FL

Hello neighbor

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Right on Rt 19, it is hard to miss. Parking lot is about right for the size of the place. Food cart with burgers, etc is outside the entrance and you can…

4 yrs ago1

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, FL

The pony needs steroids

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I must admit that I am still getting used to the later hours in this area. In New England the clubs have pretty good action in the early evening and even possibly in the…

4 yrs ago2

Chica's Cabaret Tampa

Tampa, FL

A virgin review

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

As no one has reviewed this club yet, I will open the bidding with observations from a few visits. It is possible that my review may lack a few details but I will rectify…

4 yrs ago1

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

Talk but don't touch

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I have now visited 3 clubs in Tampa (one I haven't yet written a review and may withhold for awhile). I was there less than 2 hours but had a relaxing time after a…

4 yrs ago2

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

2001 a nude odyssey

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After long research on this site, I decided that this club should be the first Tampa club I would visit. (actually, more like deciding I wanted to go a nude club not far away…

4 yrs ago10

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, SC

A topless Charleston dance

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was visiting the area for a few days and decided to try the southern comforts after a nice dinner at Hyman's Seafood (yep, actual name of place) . I pulled into the…

4 yrs ago4

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Boardroom not boring

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I am glad Foxy...er BC...is back. It was always one of my favorites but one I didn't visit very often due to distance and other options being closer. Except for a sign out…

4 yrs ago

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ

local yokel bar

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I've been to both bikini and nude bars in NJ and wasn't sure which one this was before I went as their web site suggested both. I don't much like bikini bars but went…

4 yrs ago

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

Fun club for old-timers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Fantasies is located down the hill and across a highway from Atwell, the Italian restaurant street. Best way to get there either way is to follow the Prov Place exit and circle back unless…

4 yrs ago5

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Monday Monday

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

As the title suggests, it was Monday, not the time for a hot night out. But let's not get too far ahead. Located 1 minute off I395, it is easy to get to. It…

4 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

If you like diamond mining....

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Usually, this is not my type of club. I am used to Providence clubs. But I learned pre-cov that a good time can be had here IF you find the right one. It…

5 yrs ago

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

A Fantasy of post-covid days

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I used to visit this place a lot several years ago. With 2 spacious floors and many hot girls, this place was guaranteed fun. It went through a down period, compared to other…

5 yrs ago5

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, MA

A nice COVID break

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Suburb location. Good parking. Not too far off Mass Pike. Was not charged cover upon entry. Walked in staring at the bar which was open as it has glass partition.…

5 yrs ago3

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

relaxing but more pub-like than strip club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I went with my girlfriend. I was charged $5 and she got in free. They took a name and number for COVID testing. But by now everyone knows to not give real…

5 yrs ago4

Hoops

New York, NY

Hoops Is Fun

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Went here at the invite of someone I know for the first time. First thing that greets you is an intimidating looking bouncer outside the door. He asks you a few questions and…

8 yrs ago

Show Palace

Long Island City, NY

death throes

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Up until a few months I liked this club. It had some decent dancers, especially on the weekends. And the management was loose. But something changed. The dancer quality has declined.…

8 yrs ago

Show Palace

Long Island City, NY

good club

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I have been to this club multiple times. It is very spacious and comfortable. Only complaint is no seats at the bar. There are 3 stages. Table dances, semi private lap…

8 yrs ago

Foxy Lady

Providence, RI

best girls in New England

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

There are a few good clubs in Providence, the main competition being Desire and Caddy. This club has the best balance of all clubs. The girls are diverse and hot. Whites, Hispanic,…

8 yrs ago