Reviews by opanjob

Found myself in Gainesville. In a weird part of town. There aren’t many other businesses open around here while these guys are open. Only open at night. $10 cover. My Budweiser was $4. You come…

I went to Atlantis on a Wednesday afternoon on my way to see some family on St. Pete Beach. One big stage occupied by different individual dancers the whole time I was there. Believe Miller…

Went to Wackos after hitting Centerfold and Emperor’s and wasn’t expecting too much. Parking was easy in the afternoon. No door man. Nobody checking temperatures. Nobody was wearing masks except for some of the bar…

I pass through Clearwater every so often and try to hit Oz when I do. I do this because they have, hands down, the best looking women there. They’re generally young and thin.…

I have been to this place a lot over the last few years. It is a dive, but usually it is a cool, fun, friendly dive. This review takes place during Covid, so Centerfold, at…

Early afternoon on Tuesday during Covid was about what I expected. No cover. You’re supposed to wear a mask according to the sign on the front door, but inside nobody seemed to be doing that.…

Went to this club in the middle of the afternoon. Guess I should have known it was dead because after I parked there were a total of 3 cars in the lot. Walked in and…

I generally only get to clubs in the afternoon and Emperor’s is usually a place I try to get to even though I’ve ended up there more than a few times when it has been…

I generally like Emperor’s/Scores. It’s a large club with a big stage in the middle surrounded by tables with plush chairs. The stage is a big rectangle and the bar is at the head…

I can only make myself with some free during weekday and weekend afternoons and I always end up here. They seem to have the best looking women in that part of the city. In…

I went here last Thursday around 8 pm and was disappointed with my choice. Driving into the parking lot, I had high hopes. You curl in behind some car dealerships and pass through some trees…

Maybe it’s just the time of year. It’s super hot in Florida and maybe both the girls and the customers would rather be at the beach or at the pool or mowing the lawn. The…

I was on my way home from another club when I decided I’d stick my head into Paradise again. When I was there previously, it was an above average club with good looking women of…

I’ve been here a few times recently and I do like it. It’s a hole with cheap beer and, more often than not, very good-looking dancers, usually African-American women with tight little bellies and asses.…

Went to Paradise as I was heading south and it is the last club on the way out of town. Place was super clean, but it had a weird layout with the bar in the…

I'd say this is a dive bar if we're discussing the interior. Looks kind of like a redneck living room with linoleum floors and wood paneling. That said, it was a fun spot on a…

I'd say this is a dive bar if we're discussing the interior. Looks kind of like a redneck living room with linoleum floors and wood paneling. That said, it was a fun spot on a…

This is a nice place. Pretty young women. However, it seems like everyone working there knows this is the best game in town. You sit at the bar and it's hard to get approached.…

I really liked this plAce. $5 cover, $5 Budweiser. The women were good looking, most of them at least a 7. Seemed like a neighborhood bar with fantastic eye candy. A number of smoking hot…

Went back to Biggins on a Wednesday evening after writing a previous bad review and was pleasantly surprised. Maybe 8 women there who were all shapes and sizes but mostly thin. Someone was always on…

I never got a chance to swing by the infamous Shark's Lounge, but I went by its new incarnation the other evening and was pleasantly surprised. The club looks really nice on the inside. It is…

I have checked out this place a couple times in the late afternoon around 4:30 or 5. The beer at this time of day is cheap, and that seems to be the only reason ever…

Business has brought me to Daytona a few times recently, and I have been to Diamond Dolls a few times as a result. Each time I've been, I have gone late afternoon/early evening. Both…

New to the area, drove by on a Thursday afternoon and decided to stop in. No cover, nobody at the door so I walked to the bar where a distracted bartender found me a $3…