Reviews by Jake_johnson

From my lat two visits to this club I am happy to say that it has recovered (a bit) from the plunge it took earlier in the year right after they changed the employment status policys or whatever it was. I've had luck coming on Friday and Saturday nights, but word to the wise (!) it doesn't really start to pick up until after 10p. From what I understand the dancers are now limited to how many hours they can work to week, so they tend to choose the later hours when there are more customers. So if you want to come and chill and maybe catch the one or two hotties that come in early do so knowing that you may have to stay a few hours before the calvary comes in. Overall this club remains a good value (frequent 2 for 1s, thursday $100 dances) and the dancer quality is okay to good at peak times. Other postive notes, the club is clean, free valet, and no drink hustle.

Visited on a Thursday $100 VIP special evening. Historically, this has been a good night to stop by as they would usually have a good roster of dancers and a fun atmosphere. Seeing as my previous visit had been on a completely dead Tuesday, I was hoping to have a better this time around. And while it was better, it still couldn't match the atmosphere from before the Dancer-law change. Of the 14 or so Dancers at 10p, I'd say 2 were 8's (Natalie and Mya), a few 7's, and the rest 6 or belows. Overall, talent was below what is was last year (where are you Malibu?? Robyn??). I also noticed that they were running the blue light special less than before. It used to be once every 30 minutes, but on this night it was more like once every 45min - 1hr. So all in all, much better than my last visit, but still only okay. Hoping it improves again next time.

For the longest time, I resisted visting this club because all of the chatter was about how this place had gone downhill from its glory days. Well I can't speak for the past, but after a few visits my opinion is that this place is pretty solid (with a few caveats). I've only been to club on Thursday (VIP special day) and Friday nights after 9pm. At these times (particularly after 10pm) the dancer selection is actually pretty good, mostly 6-7's with a few gems thrown in (8-9s). From what I've read it can be slim pickings during other dayparts and weekdays. It's true that this a LM club, but FFZN is pretty standard and the dances during blue lights specials are 2 for $20. In other words, for $10/song you can feel up a hottie. That's a excellent deal! I do wish I could have experienced the glory days everyone talks about, but even in its current state I find DVNH to be a solid option and one of the best bang for your buck clubs in SoCal.

Long after most PLs had given up on this club, I was still showing my support and trying to look on the bright side. Sure, this wasn't the place to find the highest quality of dancers, and yes the facilities were definitely the most worn out in the area. But with $5 admission before 8pm, no drink hustle, and the cheapest dance prices probably anywhere in LA, I was willing to overlook the negatives. But no more. My last two visits have been dreadful. Less than a handful of dancers, none of them lookers. Little stage shows and just an overall depressing atmosphere. Its been a gradual slide ever since they changed this to a bikini club, and now with what appears to be a mass exodus of the few good dancers they had, they may have just hit rock bottom. Here's hoping they can turn it around. I'm rooting for them. But until I hear otherwise, I'm crossing this club off my list.

Over the years I've heard a lot about this club. And seeing as I'm occasionally in the area, I've always had it in my mind to visit. But given its reputation for having lower quality dancers and it's proximity to Synn, SRCOI, and even DVCOI, I just never found my way l to Paradise, until recently. Annnnd, I don't think I'll be going back. Their reputation of having only bigger women was mostly true on my visit. Of the dozen or so dancers I saw on the floor, I'd say 10 were "curvy" to put it nicely. And the other 2 just didn't do it for me. If you like bigger dancers and don't mind above average number of tats, then I think your experience will be better than mine. From what I understand there are slimmer dancers there, I think I just picked a bad night, but the fact that the dance prices seem comparable to Synn makes me wonder why wouldn't just go to Synn... Cover Price: $20 Anyways, a future pass from me.

Admission $20 (use the Yelp check in Coupon to get $10 off) Parking: Very limited but they have free valet Club: Bigger than most I’ve been to, and well maintained. Dancers: Mostly 7 and 8’s. Value: Good. Regular 2 for $20 topless dances(on Friday), plus nightly specials Sun through Thursday Mileage: Not Sure. Definitely not as high as COI clubs, but not sure if mileage is low, medium or non existent. Verdict: Worth a visit. I’ll be going back.

Hd a few hours to spare befor my flight so I decided to finally check out the world famous SR in Vegas. Now i know weekday afternoons aren’t exactly peak hours, but it being Vegas and it being SR I figured it would see be worthwhile visiting. Boy was I wrong. Only about 10 girls working, most of the club roped off, and nobody really over. 7.5. Sadly, the visit was a bit of a waste, I think I’ll still have to visit during peak time, they said over $400 girls work at that time. Standard dance in then floor is $20 per song.

A last minute change of plans left me with nothing to do on a Friday night. I was planning on visiting Synn or DVCOI, but I figured I’d try SRCOI since I haven’t been there in years. Say what you will about this club, but I definitely has the hottest dancers in the area. This visit proved that. Unfortunately it also proved its reputation for being the most expensive. $20 Topless and $40 nude. They had a couple of dance specials like 4 for $40, but alot of the girls seemed to disappear right before the special was called. Bummer.... Any way got a couple of dances with a girl next door type Mindy. Very enjoyable, lite GFE, but ultimately felt like $40 for two topleaa dances was more than I liked or am used to paying. I’d probably come back to see her on a VIP Thursday when it’s only $100 for 30 minutes.

I don’t know if I’m spoiled with SoCal clubs or if I just caught this place on a slow Tuesday night, but boy this was a meh experience. Admisssion was $20, and since I was staying at the hotel right next door I thought why not! Well I’ll tell you why not 1) Boring stage shows - there’s a gap between the stage and first row seats so no chance of an interactive dance (which is common in SoCal) 2) Average looking dancers - this may be a product of the slow weeknight, but the best looking dancer was a 7 at best 3) Expensive low mileage lap dances! All in all, not a great experience compared to SoCal clubs. But if I’m the area for work again I’ll probsbly give it another chance since I did enjoy the layback no hard sale atmosphere.

Here's a tip - go to Paradise's Instagram page. Take a look at all the posted dancers and if their looks do it for you, then pay this club a visit. However, if you're like me and don't really see any of interest don't go to the club thinking that you're going to find a hidden gem walking around. The club specializes in "curvier" women, and for lots of guys this is great. I myself prefer slim dancer so I didn't really see anyone I'd be interesting in getting a dance with. The much talked about handshake is present, but again the fun of it is getting the handshake from someone you find attractive. Free admission posted regularly on IG. I believe I heard the prices were 3 for $40 and $80 VIPS (not sure how long)

Was on the west side and had about an hour to kill so decided to ch do this place out. It's reputation is spot on, beautiful dancers but LM and expensive. Admission was $10 with Online coupon so even if you just go to see some hot girls strip on stage you'll have a good time for not much $. However if you decide to get dances well that can get pretty expensive quick. If i remember correctly it was 3 dances for$90 or 15 min VIP for $200. Conclusion: come here for eye candy, go to COI for dances Happy Lapping!

So did me start off by saying that aesthetically, this is the best looking club in the area. Both in terms of physical club and dancers. I really don't think anyone will dispute that. The lighting and faux leather seats give it an almost classy look (strip club classy but still). And the dancers are all fit (mostly with boltons) Admission: $20 Dancers: average 7.5 Dance prices: $20 topless, $40 nude, $100 - $200 VIO depending on night and duration. They do 4 for $40 specials maybe 3x an hour but not all dancers do them. Overall, it's more expensive than the other COI clubs, but if you're looking for something a little more upscale this is probably your spot.

So basically this is a great place to go if you want to keep your spending in check. Free admission from 5-8 everyday (I think$5 drink fee). And regular 3 for 20 specials (all day Monday). With those two benefits you'd think this place would be a slam dunk, well.... the problem is the quality of dancers is significantly below Synn and SRCOI and same goes for the mileage. Still, you're likely to find - couple of hotties on any given night (I by that I mean probably 2-3max), a handful of okay looking dancers and the rest, well.....

the club is located in a generic plaza behind a fast food restaurant. The area is discreet, but also safe. Inside the club is well-kept, not posh but not seedy. The variety of dancers is refreshing Caucasian, Latina, AA, Asian dancers are common. Not too mention variety in body types and styles (goth, beach babes, rocker, etc.) Unfortunately I'd say that the average in the looks department is a 6.5. That being said you'll probably find at least one or two dancers to your liking. Important note: These are Bikini dances.

This club is truly hit and miss. And the past two times have been a miss. Bottom line is this, in terms of Dancer quality it ranks number 3 in COI. Spearmint Rhino #1 and Synn #2. But in terms of value/bang for your buck that order is reversed with Deja Vu coming in at top. If you're lucky you'll go during one of the times that there are 3-4 "hotties". That's pretty much the max there I feel. Go during the late afternoon/ early evening however and you'll be lucky to find one. I don't want it to sound all bad because on good nights it really is the club with the best value. And if you have 4 hotties that's really more than you need.

In the COI area Spearmint Rhino has the reputation of have the highest average dancer quality (usually 7's and up), but also being the most pricey. On top of that, they are known to have less dancers on shift. I have to say that a recent trip held up the positive quality, but not the negatives. This isnt too say that they're reputation isn't earned, but they are moving in the right direction and I applaud them for that. Proof: On my latest visit, not only did they have a 30 min VIP for $100 (it isn't the most private, but you can pay a little more for a more private VIP. I happen to be fine with the $100 option), but they also ran a 4 for $40 topless a couple of times. This puts their dances at the dame rate as Synn and DVCOI, but with the added benefit of the better ambiance and more attractive dancers. I think I also for lucky, there were at least 12 that night. All in all, I think I caught the club on a good night, but even so, they earned another visit.

Here are some pros and cons on DVCOI that I've experienced in a few recent trips 1. 3 for 2 Dance Specials - this is the best deal in SoCal. If you go with the topless, it's essentially $20 for 9 minutes of a gorgeous woman giving you an erotic dance. It’s a personal preference, but I’d rather string a couple of these together vs. Synn’s 3 for 40. Nude vs. topless, but I’m not a mileage hound so it works for me 2. $5 Admission during Happy Hour (5-8pm weekdays) - this just happens to line-up with my schedule. I usually roll in a little bit before 8, so the low entry fee is much appreciated. Compare this to Synn's $20. $15 isn't a lot but I appreciate the gesture. It's the club's way of saying, "Hey, we realize that the dancer selection is a bit more limited during these hours, here's a free dance on us.” 3. Machine Timed Dances – this is great. I can be more present in the dance when I don’t have to be wondering where we are in the course of the dances. 4. Dancers – I feel like this the club is actually underrated in this respect. Yes, it still clearly comes in below SRCOI in average hotness, but I would argue that it easily matches Synn. I was actually surprised when I checked the attractiveness score on here after the fact. I’ll write a couple of reports shortly, but Mindy is an example of a 3.5 I would argue is an obvious 4. Yes, the waitresses are hotter, but that’s because the waitresses are REALLY hot. On that note…. 5. The Waitresses – no drink hustle, and their stage cleaning routines are a nice little perk (that sometimes rewards you if you pay attention haha) Now the bad – 1. In my limited experience, the stage dances don’t seem to be as interactive as those at Synn (or even SRCOI). Either I’ve gotten lucky in my few visits at the other clubs, or unlucky here. Who knows. 2. The clubs physical appreance is quite a few notches below SRCOI, and probably a notch below Synn. 3. More flybys - dancers at SRCOI and Synn are better at connecting with the customers. I don’t know if it’s the seating at DVCOI, but dancers don’t seem to be as encouraged to sit with customers. Again, could be that I’ve just been luckier at the other clubs. Who knows. 4. It can get too crowded, to the point where there is not place to sit except at the rail

I had a bad experience at his club years ago that kept me away, but on a recent Monday evening I decided to give the club a second chance. What persuaded me to go was that they currently have $5 admission until 8 or 9pm. Compared to the $20 admission at nearby Synn, this seemed like a good reason to at least stop by. Long story short I had a good time. No drink hassle, the dancers were friendly enough, and while I only saw two dancers (out of 10-12) that I found to be my type, the dances I got were pretty good. They also had a great dance special on topless dances. I'm not a mileage hound, so I found these to be a fantastic value. I'll be back.

Pros: FRIENDLY DANCERS: At least on that night, the dancers were for the most very friendly. No drive by's, they would introduce themselves and chat. Some helped themselves to a seat on the lap. Very nice. CLUB: The club itself looks good. Comfy chairs, well-lit stage (which was important to me since I was looking to relax and enjoy some of the stage dancing. VARIETY OF DANCERS: White, Latina, Asian, AA, Euro + Petite, Busty, Curvy NO DRINK PUSH: Not once was I pressured to buying the dancer a drink Cons: DANCER QUALITY: Of the 10 or son dancers I'd say there was 2 8's, 3 7's, 1 6, and 4 5 and below. Also I should note that some dancers only go topless during the stage shows. PRICES: The regular dances are $30 or $40, the $30 are no touch. I think the VIPS were $150 for 15mins and $250 for 30 mins

While it is not my opinion that Imperial is a great club, there are two reasons why I have made multiple trips here. 1) Hot Asians - I have a thing for curvy Asians, and in the past, Imperial has had a few (e.g. Dazzle and Christina). Unfortunately, I don't know if these two or any other busty Asian dancers are currently working there. (If anyone has recommendations, even if they're not Imperial, let me know, thanks!) 2) Cleaniliness - I'm not a mileage hound, and I appreciate knowing that I will not catch any strip club germs when I decide to make a short visit. I can't say that for other clubs. Especially during flu season this is important So anyways, last time I went there weren't many dancers and of those that were there none were that appealing. But luckily, there was one beautiful busty brunette that walked over to me and saved the day. A quick dance and I was on my way. One small downside - entry fee is a little on the high side ($17?) and there are no free admission discounts anywhere

This was my first visit to the VIP room here, but before I get to that a few general observations Girls - if you want the best looking dancers go down the street to Rhino. They have fewer dancers but most of them are 8-10s. Synn is mostly 5-8s with the occasional 9 or ten. Admission: is $20 in the evening Stage Dances: Are nicely lit and some dancers are appreciative of you tip them. Close up views. VIP: the one I went to was curtained for privacy. I probably won't repeat for hygiene reasons however. Good: Price of dances, quantity of girls Bad: doesn't look like the VIP room is cleaned regularly

This was my first visit to the VIP room here, but before I get to that a few general observations Girls - if you want the best looking dancers go down the street to Rhino. They have fewer dancers but most of them are 8-10s. Synn is mostly 5-8s with the occasional 9 or ten. Admission: is $20 in the evening Stage Dances: Are nicely lit and some dancers are appreciative of you tip them. Close up views. VIP: the one I went to was curtained for privacy. I probably won't repeat for hygiene reasons however. Good: Price of dances, quantity of girls Bad: doesn't look like the VIP room is cleaned regularly

First of all let me give you a quick comparison. In terms of dancer quality you have: 1. SRCOI - most of the dancers here are HOT. Even on a slow night one or two of them are model quality. 2. Synn - quantity over quality. It's not uncommon for synn to have double the dancers that SRCOI has, but it's also not uncommon for only one or two of these dancers to be hot. Then again to each his own. I think it's worth nothing that Synn usually charges $20 cover and SRCOI charges $12. While Srcoi had better eye candy, I'll say that synn is a better club to go and relax for an hour or two. The reason being this, at SRCOI the girls are usually good looking enough that you're either getting dances and wasting a lot of money or you're just watching and getting frustrated for holding back. At synn, there is usually only one or two girls that I would consider getting a dance with so there's not this built up stress of a wanting to get dozens of dances. And that sometimes is a good thing, let me just enjoy some moderate eye candy and then get a couple of dances with the one really hot girl.

This is a club that I've visited a few time when I'm in the area. The first thing you should know is that this is a low-mileage club. Non-vip dances occur on the main floor and there is a strict hands on the side rule. That right there may be a deal breaker for alot of folks. However, considering that they are only $10, it wouldn't be too bad of a bad with the an attractive dancer. But this is the other thing, the lineups aren't top notch. I've been fortunate that there's always been 1 attractive dancer when I visit, but that make the sight seeing a bit of a disappointment. Some other things to consider, technically there are only bikini dances here.But in the VIP with the right dancer, you may be able to fudge that rule a bit. Overall, I give the club a B-/C+

It's my opinion that this club is worth visiting. Yes, it's mor expensive then other clubs, but if you're like me then the VIP room isn't always the end goal. And if you're just looking to relax in an environment with good looking barely clothed ladies dancing for your entertainment then it really doesn't have to be expensive. For example, say you just have an hour or two to kill. Budget $12 for the door and another $20 to tip at the stage. That will get you some vey close up looks at beautiful women dancing exotically. And one of the pluses about this place is that hey have a variety of beauties. If you decide to get a dance, they have dance specials throughout the night that put them close to the price range of other clubs. For the VIP rooms though, expect to spend a few hundos.