Reviews by cjh000

This is my evergreen club. Been coming here for years and I always find at least one stripper who can pretend they actually enjoy giving my fat ass a lap dance. If a chick can…

First time back since the remodel. The place is much cleaner, but the $10 are on an open bench against a mirored wall. Its a no fun zone. The entrance fee was $10 plus a…

Haven't been to this club in several months. Stopped by after doing some business in the area. No sense in trying to deal with the traffic when I can have tits and ass in my…

Had some drinks next door and saw a great two girl show with the bartender and a girl on stage. lesbian deep kissing...HOT. Ordered a pizza next door and they delivered to me sitting at…

Came in tonight at the shift change. I was lucky to catch Kat's last stage dance. I looked around the room and there were nothing but very young girls left. Based on what I saw…

Coming back to L.A. from O.C., decided to get out of the traffic and try out Paradise. They accept coupons from any club, so I only had to pay $5 for a drink ticket. Waitress…

A lot of the reviewers on this site are really only interested in hard bodies in their early twenties with the face of a model. That's fine... my tastes however, tend toward the the thirty…

OK, The previous reviews are accurate, but there is a silver lining. This is a bar that is right next door to a nude strip club. So you can drink and see nude dancers, which…

There were a handful of girls milling about when I walked in during the day shift. No real stunners, but that's not what I'm looking for anyway. I go to clubs for high mileage laps,…

my second trip to this location. First was on a Friday night...complete waste of time. Based on the reviews, I tried the day shift today. Outstanding! Forget about Tania, the tall, young gorgeous blonde, I…

this is the filthiest place I have ever been. I can't imagine people actually eat the food here. The women are mostly 5's or less. Almost always someone on stage who is over 40 or…

The best Burger in San Antonio. They actually char broil the meat. You would think that would be standard in TX but it is not. EVERYTHING is fried in TX. Forget the lap dances, they…