Blue Zebra Cabaret
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6872 Farmdale Ave North Hollywood, CA 91606

A lot of the reviewers on...

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cjh000
Dec 22, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

A lot of the reviewers on this site are really only interested in hard bodies in their early twenties with the face of a model. That's fine... my tastes however, tend toward the the thirty somethings and well preserved 40 somethings.

This club is owned by the spearmint rhino group. Think of it as analogous to the European basketball league vs. the NBA. NBA players go to Europe when they can't quite keep up with the youngsters anymore, but they still have enough game to help a second tier pro team. The blue zebra is where the former hard bodies wind up after they've had the kids, and put in a decade of lap miles on their tush.

It was easy to see that at least 60% of the dancers I observed friday night were 8-10's when they were in their 20's. The floor shows they put on are sensual and expertly choreographed, and the lap dances I have experienced were on par with the best I've had anywhere (see Kaylanie when you get there)

So if you can forgive a stretch mark or two, a little extra padding, and an average age of around 35, You are going to feel some of the biggest softest tits on your face, and ass that is perfectly molded for your lap with muscle control that can crush your johnson even through a pair of jeans (I am not exaggerating).

This is going to be my new "go to" club on 2 for 1 night. Bare elegance is still the day shift champion.

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