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Comments by moezilla

  • review comment
    7 months ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Good times at PH with Jolie
    The place is far from me so I can only go once a month Friday early morning. For me the real competition is the Hitching Post legs and eggs. I guess I have low standards, as long as mission accomplish nothing to complain is my motto. What can I say SlamDunk, I have been to most SC in NJ many good memories and many times felt like a cash cow. It's good to know what to expect. I haven't seen Gina for maybe 3-4 months she wasn't nasty to me but its good to know.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Fun at the playhouse for the first time in a long time.
    I am thinking of going to nipples and nibbles this Friday morning, I narrowed down my options to Leah Andrea Jolie and another girl who offered me her phone number that I passed. If Tatiana is around and friendly she may also tip the balance.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    good and standard
    Jolie was on vacation at Poconos, she was no show at Eggs and Leggs Friday either, you may check her images from IG of Playhouse, her IG is not hard to find.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Daytime breathless visit
    Perla is a good solid choice. Handy and convincing at the barside and accomodating at LD. She is upfront about VIP and services Once I think I saw her ad at STG. I always have good time with her but her schedule is a bit unpredictable. If it wasn't for the brutal Dollar parade and $30 cover/bar fee this could have been my favorite place unfortunately I went there too many times, spending $50 and turned back without any action I don't think I will go there anytime soon. They say it is better around 12:30 with fewer patrons if you want in and out with a LD maybe one day I will report back.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Easy
    Dollar Parade-wise some days are different than the others. Night time is very different. I remember staying there for 20 minutes during the day with no dollar parade at all, couldn't tip a single dollar to a dancer on the stage. They either left to their regulars keep drinking or someone snatch them right away. Occasional visits and invitation to LD is pleasant but if there is someone in your mind it is easy to say no. Patience with firm intent is a virtue here
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Afternoon visit just to scope out the scene.
    I went there a few times around 2pm and it was closed, I am not sure the hours in this website (Thursday-Sunday 12PM) is accurate. The hours posted at their website says they are opening at 5PM. What time in the afternoon were you there?
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Saturday after Thanksgiving
    I heard good things about Bella too, I will try to go Friday early morning I hope to report back
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Quick visit, standard outcome.
    It helps to wave and smile even if it is the first time you saw a girl. So many times I have been recognized by girls I never met at the clubs that I have never been to. When asked, you been here many times. Be comfortable, your sense of familiarity will spread.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Great Time with Jolie during Nibbles and Nipples
    It might be her OG but even if I know I probably shouldn't say it, she must be feeling awful. She was singing to a Latino pop tune during her dance so I assumed she was from South America, I could be wrong. Tatiana doesn't show her face at the Instagram page and I wasn't really paying attention to names. There is nothing in the news about the event so they must be trying to keep a close lid on it. At the parking lot there were some police cars too so it should be serious maybe in critical condition I hope not worse. Maybe they were there to take statements to rule out the foul play I dunno. Anyway go easy on the blue pills boys.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Was hoping for more
    I don't have a condom is a cue for "I offer extras". If you asked can you get one, she would have
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Empty Monday evening but satisfied my urges
    It is very accurate in my opinion, I have been going there for more than 10 years. Daytime girls are more ready and willing they are very forward in their willingness within the limits of appropriate language. The tip scale is high though, usually more than a typical reputable provider. Don't go in without talking about it. However Stripclubs gives you the option to pass, get couple of LD or go to vip. Either way I always have good time there.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Great time with Tina
    Not topless but I wouldn't call it topfull either ymmv, it gets better with frequent visits. It is not worth a long drive but if you work or live in vicinity it might be worth investing
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Great time with Tina
    This is essentially a gogo bar, smaller than most other places. DJ plays exclusively rock/classic rock. There is a sitting area for about 15 people. Drink prices are reasonable I paid $5 for a redbull, bartenders are friendly. Dollar parade is not bad, you tip $2/3 every 2 songs. Most patrons are regulars, they are there to drink and chat with girls. There is a recent bust at a nearby stripclub so I wouldn't expect much extras at VIP so I never do VIP here, I don't know the rates. LAP dances are good contact typical roaming every except the goldbox.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    My first time
    They mostly do daytime. You will have better luck with the daytime girls, there are less patrons and fewer girls and but they are more lenient. Couple of LD and you will get lots of mileage with no extra tip.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    My first time
    Would you like to share the name? Was it Channel or London?
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Ben D'erhover
    New Jersey
    Breathless Hit ir Miss? Miss this time
    I had a very similar experience, they renovated the bathroom and trying to be fancy I guess, management might have talk to the girls not to hustle a lot, I dunno. I went there with $300 and left with $260. They seem to enforce $30 bar credit for a while so it is not as good as a deal as it used to be.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Someguy1
    Day shift connoisseur
    Latina Paradise!
    They always ask the cover charge afternoon whether you will get LD or not. I have been there so many times, that's the norm. Maybe if you sneak in and bartenders don't notice you may get a freebie. So $30 starts you tab, basically 2-3 drinks. This is still an ok deal, one of the most mileage club in NJ
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Good Times with Perla
    Friday visit at 2PM against my own advice. Club is packed. 20 girls 20 patrons. I am an advocate for masks but didn't wanna look like a weirdo so I took it out. There are a few younger girls but mostly latinas and no College cuties. Even saying that one day College Cutie sight was misleading was misleading for some of you. Dollar parade is brutal, 3 girls dances on the stage, after the song 6 more comes. What the heck you were sitting on your bums while the others are dancing now you want tip? Anyway maybe they are the new dancers but $10 tip for every dance is just too much. I checked out a dancer and smiled back at me. Always a good sign. She looks like a mixed race taller version of Lisa Bonet with Afro hairs. After the dance she came and sat with me. Her name is Halo and it turns out that she is a Dominican. I took her to LD for two songs and mission accomplish. We were 3 patrons getting dances and it's hard to keep your eyes to yourself especially the petite blonde next to you really earns her tips. Halo has nipple rings and doesn't let you touch there. I had good time but she kept getting up and it messes up with the rhythm. Did I have good time yes. Will I repeat with Halo no. Back traffic was very bad. Some exit closures due to flood and lots of accidents. Getting out at 3:30 wasn't good enough. If you are in the area I would recommend a visit but might not be worth travelling. Those of you who are considering VIP ask the girls name after the dance. Take her to LD and ask how much you should tip for VIP and take it from there.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    RandomName111
    Mostly NC, DC, Baltimore, Philly.
    Virginia Beach Area
    There are two clubs, one doesn't even offer LD and the other one is highly regulated strictly no touching. I went to both of them. Girls sit with the regulars it's hard to get any attention. There is an Army base nearby which explains a lot. Girls are hot definitely but you would find much better options at Baltimore for sure.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Good Times with Perla
    That's the thing, she didn't tell me the specifics. LD was 25 for a song with good roaming and near the end of the song she said she would ignore the LD fee if we go VIP. I don't know the house fee, as the girls go down from the room they see a bouncer. Maybe I should ask around next time. I asked how long is the VIP, she said you don't have to worry about it, take your time we will have fun. So I tipped in total 240 to her and 20 to drinks and dollar parade. The place if off Route-1 near Avanel so around 4PM traffic gets hectic. It's a warehouse area with lot of trucks in and out. I would recommend like 1PM in 2PM out.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    A good place to relax without the dollar parade.
    I forgot Jordana, she has the lowest tip request. I even received no tip lip service once. Usually 80 is enough for VIP tip with her
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    A good place to relax without the dollar parade.
    I think this review is honest and accurate. I have been going there for almost 20 years now. VIP almost always is for extras and almost all the day-shift girls offers it. Very few patrons during the day shift, most people comes for their lunch break (no real food except muffins) get their LD or VIP and leave. Tipping scale starts a bit steep but usually negotiable. Night time scene is quiet different, lots of dollar parade similar to a go-go bar and girls could be less liberal. I did LD/VIP with the following girls Kiko (Asian veteran recommended) Naomi (Latina Milf good LD, she must be there for at least 15 years I never ask for VIP or extras) Lucky (Southern Girl Next Door type recommended) Robin (Busty Black girl I read lot of good things about her but my experience was about good/average) Sandy (Best for Russian relief) Memory Lane(Girls Long Gone Now): Star, Kristen, Paris, Blonde Russian Michelle with her brunette sidekick,
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    First time for everything
    Kitchen is at BU like pointed out by my friends so maybe a confusion based on that. I never pay attention to the color of curtain but everything else checks out including the phone, it happened to me too.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Nice Place
    Dance is $20 per song and I tipped $5 extra. Girl start touching me nicely and sit on me. We did LD cowgirl and I asked her to switch. During reverse cowgirl she lean down giving me a full view. I didn't try to touch her there, I had plenty of good roaming otherwise. I wish she sat on my face a little bit, this would be a real good experience. She smelled nice, nothing foul.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    moezilla
    New Jersey
    Best Value in Town: Tuesday 2 Dance for $25 With Vanessa
    Hopefully not. One time Katrina start filming her dance and I had to move my seat. I was more concerned about the lack of attention.