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Best is keep front pockets empty! I really need a small but manly bag I can use to insert my wallet while we are in the private dance area. It bulges in rear pockets and is uncomfortable to sit on, so that's out. And I don't wear a suit jacket in a club so I'm kind of stuck.

Strip clubs are economic jungles. The guys who spend more get the best treatment and the lower rollers are left with the scraps, if anything at all. If you feel compelled to go with short money simply to snag a few dances, then understand where you are in the pecking order and manage your expectations accordingly. True wisdom. I'm mostly a low roller and am okay with the lower rung.

The classier clubs can get away with that; rather lame. Dancer herself is maybe a 5.

Sounds incredibly blah. Thanks for the heads up! ;)

Not my deal at all. I still always prefer the standard quid pro quo. They grind, I pay.