Reviews

Dancer's has good and terrible. This visit was on the highest side of good I've seen yet. It was a late afternoon/happy hour time visit. Right after the sonic booms from a nearby spacex launch…

Its been a bit since my last review of Lido. Layout is exactly as described in many other reviews. See their website for a fantastic fly-thru. Parking is always free and plentiful. Admission varies per day, but…

First time here since the old inner room days. Well i tried a week ago but I got frustrated with the old bartender lady with the big fake boobs and left after I gave her…

This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street. Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there before 7 p…

Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge is…

As I found myself in the Cocoa Beach area on a Saturday late afternoon, I decided to pop in and see if anyone recognized the Mayor. The club layout has been decently described many times,…

Envy is a dive bar that technically has dancers. But you rarely see any stage dancing. Plus, most girls don't wear the required pasties, so they never take off their tops when they do. This…

So I was in the area on a Friday night and since I'm a tuscler, I knew the mileage chances were high. Figured I'd pop in and see what was up. I understood that it was…

Since I have yet to find an Orlando area club worth a damn I made a trek East to Lido. Two visits actually in the past 3 weeks. So I arrived earlier in the night…

In town on a Sunday night and I had not been to the Trap since the remodel. To be fair it's probably been more like 20 years. Anyways the parking lot is PACKED at 730p…

In Honor of Papi Chulo, I eill break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- I have lived and clubbed in the Tampa/St Pete area for many years but have never…

I stopped reviewing DD a while back as it has not been so good in recent times. I haven't stopped going, but I have been having better times elsewhere so if it's not an immediate…