Reviews

This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street.
Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there before 7 p…

Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge is…

As I found myself in the Cocoa Beach area on a Saturday late afternoon, I decided to pop in and see if anyone recognized the Mayor.

The club layout has been decently described many times,…

Envy is a dive bar that technically has dancers. But you rarely see any stage dancing. Plus, most girls don't wear the required pasties, so they never take off their tops when they do.

This…

So I was in the area on a Friday night and since I'm a tuscler, I knew the mileage chances were high. Figured I'd pop in and see what was up.

I understood that it was…

Since I have yet to find an Orlando area club worth a damn I made a trek East to Lido. Two visits actually in the past 3 weeks. So I arrived earlier in the night…

In town on a Sunday night and I had not been to the Trap since the remodel. To be fair it's probably been more like 20 years.

Anyways the parking lot is PACKED at 730p…

In Honor of Papi Chulo, I eill break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit Details
IV) Conclusion

I) INTRO:

I have lived and clubbed in the Tampa/St Pete area for many years but have never…

I stopped reviewing DD a while back as it has not been so good in recent times. I haven't stopped going, but I have been having better times elsewhere so if it's not an immediate…

Hush has not been reviewed here since the last time I went here the day I met Eve. Nearly one year ago. Well I guess when you find better options, you stick with them. Since…

After a disappointing visit at my usual spot, I decided I needed a sure thing so I headed to Atlantis.

Since I was there early, there was no cover (as is usual for the dayshift).…

So I popped in to Lido for a happy hour scout. Beer and a shot 6 bucks and a second beer for 3. Not bad, but no good looking women out of the 7or so…