Reviews

Returned back to Austin after a hectic (& boring) trip to New England. Very close to airport.
I went at 6PM and there was $4 cover (previously it was free)
5-8 PM is drink specials - all…

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10.
Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10).
VIP is still worth it because it is sofa…

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves.

I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street.
Cover…

After a boring visit to The Palace - I had a choice - Wild Zebra (right across the highway from Palace) or Tifanny's Cabaret (about 10 miles away).

Tifanny's won. Club's easy to locate on…

Arrived on a Friday afternoon at 2. The club is on 410 loop (Peirrin Beitel exit). Hard to spot during the day because the purple neon sign lights up the place only at night.
They…

Club's very close to interstate - though hard to see - it's behind Alamo HD dealership.
They have free parking on both side of entry. Cover was $5 when I went.

Inside is huge and quite…

Mariposa - a beautiful and sexy latina dancer texed me - so I went to this club. I get in and she's leaving for the day.

This club's close to the airport.
One of these days a…

Don't know how I got here - maybe the pink sign saying "Babes" - but this nude club seemed tense.
It's a small club a mile from interstate 35. Free parking. $10 cover.
Nobody seemed…

I disagree with previous review (jdp63). This is one of my favorite clubs. Not an upscale club - but definitely a nice place to enjoy topless women who are firendly and get served by smiling…

BEST club in Central Texas for Lap-Dance lovers. Hands down (I mean hands on). Notable dancers: Marissa, Lala, Nicole, Georgia, Charisma, Monica, Destiny, Cleo, Didi, Alexa.

Not the perfect models, however the dancers were cute,…

Notable dancers are - Sara, Ivy, Sadie, Duchess, Mimi, Jenny, Jena, Savanah Blue, Vivian, Sylvie, Naomi, Monika, Scarlett.

+Sara - White, 5'4" spinner. shapely and gives sexy dances.
+Ivy - Beauty with brains. 5'4" redhead who…

Palazio, also called "the P" by the dancers, is located off Hwy 290E near the intersection with I-35.

Ever since fly-overs were built connecting 290 to I-35 - I have always missed this club's exit.…