Reviews

17 reviews by ugu925

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

a pleasant surprise

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake. Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls, most…

7 yrs ago2

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

a great slow night

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

this place has a great reputation for a reason. there is no need to rehash the physical description but it's actually pretty nice, and a little bigger than i expected. great for a slow night…

9 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Slow Friday Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'll limit this review to the details of a visit a couple of months ago on a weekday afternoon. This club is in fine shape but is getting a little long in the tooth.…

9 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Crowded, hot, and awesome!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

i think all of us have heard of this club. it's the mecca! or something like that. that's true if you're like me: you like thin very pretty girls with great b/c cup…

9 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Service with a smile

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is by far the best club in san francisco. It's not cheap but you don't come to places like this for value. The entry is nice. The employees are reasonably well groomed and…

10 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Going Downhill As Techies Move In

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age. The layout is as described in…

10 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

I have reviewed this club before,...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I have reviewed this club before, and the basics are well covered. just make sure you search the net for coupons before you show up - half price admission is too good to pass up.…

11 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

this is a very nice club....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

this is a very nice club. hottest girls in the city. but not very raunchy. which is probably why I had never been there! but a free coupon on bay city guide meant I did…

12 yrs ago

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, CA

You've probably read the drill with...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

You've probably read the drill with this club. Enter, pay the door fee, then tip to get the show you want. More tip correlates with more access. I went late on a Monday night…

12 yrs ago

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, CA

went on a Monday. it's the...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

went on a Monday. it's the best time for me to sneak off. park in the adjacent marked lot and enter a porn/adult store. in the back in an entrance to video booths and peep…

13 yrs ago

Pole Position Cabaret

San Diego, CA

So this place had just opened...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

So this place had just opened and I pulled over to sample. $10 cover, and there was a cute girl at the counter. So I paid and walked in. hUGE mistake. There were two dancers, both…

13 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Mitchell bros is consistently the best...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Mitchell bros is consistently the best in San Francisco. even on a Monday early evening, 80+% of the girls were very hot. I arrived and sat in the front row of the main stage area.…

13 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Came here on a whim one...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Came here on a whim one Monday afternoon. I like Latinas fine, but not above other races, and was not terribly impressed by the talent. There was one petite and pretty thing dancing on the…

13 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

Now that I'm in San Diego,...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Now that I'm in San Diego, I've had a chance to go here. Easy as hell to get here. Once you cross the border, pay a taxi $5 (or bargain to $3-4 if you're a…

13 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Hottest girls in San Francisco with...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Hottest girls in San Francisco with plenty of mileage! I've been here a few times and always get my money's worth. CH is a good club, but the women here are so much better looking... where…

14 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Have been to crazy horse more...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Have been to crazy horse more than any other club. Easy to say why. There are always some very hot girls there (though quality does vary) and private shows are a steal. was there last Monday,…

14 yrs ago

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, CA

There are some pretty hot girls...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

There are some pretty hot girls here, and your money goes a long way - about $1 per minute in the standard peep show booths, which is really nice. Couple that with no entry…

14 yrs ago